🚀 go-pugleaf

Isn't being single great?  It's so much fun having a free-wheeling,
unencumbered lifestyle.  And the relationships are always so perfect!
And so easy to find.  If you feel like "getting involved", you can just
go to the grocery store, bookstore, or whatever any afternoon and
select an appropriate SO and embark on a passionate relationship for
an appropriate period of time.  Then, if your SO gets hit by a truck
or decides to back to a previous SO or just decides he/she doesn't
want to be involved any more, you can just say, "Oh, golly, gee-whiz.
That was fun." and go back to the bookstore, park, or whatever and
select a new one.
I just love it.