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From: wieczore@mail.wsu.edu (WP)
Subject: Make money quick
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Date: Tue, 26 Mar 1996 06:51:35 GMT
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In article <4ikval$q9q@explorer.sasknet.sk.ca>,
raucd@explorer.sasknet.sk.ca (Dale Rauckman) wrote:

>  
> -- 
> Hello! I've got some awesome news that I think you need to take two 
> minutes to read if you have ever thought "How could I make some 
> serious cash in a hurry???" , or been in serious debt,  ready to do 
> almost anything to get the money needed to pay off those bill 
> collectors. So grab a snack, a warm cup of coffee, or a glass of your 
> favorite beverage, get comfortable and listen to this interesting, 
> exciting find! 
>  
>  Let me start by saying that I FINALLY FOUND IT! That's right! I found 
> it!  And I HATE GET RICH QUICK SCHEMES!! I hate those schemes like 
> multi-level marketing, mail-order schemes, envelope stuffing scams, 
> 900 number scams...  the list goes on forever. I have tried every darn 
> get rich quick scheme out there over the past 12 years. I somehow got 
> on mailing lists for people looking to make money (more like 
> 'desperate stupid people who will try anything for money!').  Well, 
> when I was a teenager,  these claims to 'get me rich quick' sounded 
> irresistible! I would shell out $14.95 here, $29.95 there, $24.95 
> here, and another $49.95 there.  I had maxed out my new Circuit City 
> Card AND my Visa...I was desperate for money!!  So, I gave them all a 
> chance but failed at every one of them! Maybe they worked for some 
> people, but not for me.  Eventually, I just tossed that JUNK MAIL in 
> the trash when I got the mail.  I recognized it right away.  I can 
> smell a money scam from a mile away these days,  SO I THOUGHT.... I 
> thought I could sniff out a scam easily.  WAS I WRONG!!  ....I LOVE 
> THE INTERNET!!! 
>  
>    I was scanning thru a NEWSGROUP and saw an article stating to GET 
> CASH FAST!!  I thought..."Here on the Internet??  Well, I'll just have 
> to see what schemes could possibly be on the internet." The article 
> described a way to MAIL A ONE DOLLAR BILL TO ONLY FIVE PEOPLE AND MAKE 
> $50, 0000 IN CASH WITHIN 4 WEEKS!  Well,  the more I thought about it, 
> the more I became very curious. Why?  Because of the way it worked AND 
> BECAUSE IT WOULD ONLY COST ME FIVE DOLLARS (AND FIVE STAMPS), THAT'S 
> ALL I EVER PAY....EVER!! 
>  
>    Ok, so the $50,000 in cash was maybe an tough amount to reach, but 
> it was possible.  I knew that I could at least get a return of $1,000 
> or so.  So I did it!! As per the instructions in the article, I mailed 
> out ('snail mail' for you e-mail fanatics)  a single dollar bill to 
> each of the five people on the list that was contained in the article. 
> I included a small note, with the dollar, that stated "Please Add Me 
> To Your List."  I then removed the first position name of the five 
> names listed and moved everyone up one position, and I put my name in 
> position five of the list.  This is how the money starts rolling in! 
> I then took this revised article now with my name on the list and 
> REPOSTED IT ON AS MANY NEWSGROUPS AND LOCAL BULLETIN BOARD 
> MESSAGE AREAS THAT I KNEW.  I then waited to watch the money come 
> in...prepared to maybe receive about $1000 to $1500 in cash or so.... 
> But what a welcome surprise when those envelopes kept coming in!!!  I 
> knew what they were as soon as I saw the return addresses from people 
> all over the world  -Most from the U.S., but some from Canada, even 
> some from Australia!  I tell you, THAT WAS EXCITING!!  So how much did 
> I get in total return?  $1000? $5000? Not even!!! I received a total 
> of $23,343!!!  I couldn't believe it!! 
>  
>    I now have a brand new Mustang to speak for, due to 
> this!! Now after almost 8 months, I am ready to do it again!!! So 
> maybe it was possible to get $50,000 in cash, I don't know, but  IT 
> COMPLETELY DEPENDS ON YOU, THE INDIVIDUAL!  You must follow through 
> and repost this article everywhere you can think of!  The more 
> postings you achieve will determine how much cash will arrive in your 
> very own mailbox!!  It's just too easy to pass up!!! 
>  
>    Let's review the reasons why you should do this:  The only cost 
> factors are for the five stamps, the 5 envelopes and the 5 one dollar 
> bills that you send out to the listed names by snail mail (US Postal 
> Service Mail).  Then just simply repost the article (WITH YOUR NAME 
> ADDED) to all the newsgroups and local BBS's you can.  Then sit back 
> and, (ironically), enjoy walking  (you can run if you like! :o  ) down 
> your driveway to your mailbox and scoop up your rewards!!  We all have 
> five dollars to put into such an easy effortless investment with 
> SPECTACULAR REALISTIC RETURNS OF $15,000 to $25,000 in about 3-5 
> weeks!  So HOLD OFF ON THOSE LOTTERY NUMBERS FOR TODAY, 
> EAT AT HOME TONIGHT INSTEAD OF TAKEOUT FROM McDONALDS AND INVEST FIVE 
>  
> DOLLARS IN THIS AMAZING MONEY MAKING SYSTEM NOW!!! YOU CAN'T LOSE!! 
>  
>    So how do you do it exactly, you ask?  I have carefully provided 
> the most detailed, yet straightforward instructions on how to easily 
> get this underway and get your cash on its way.  SO, ARE YOU READY TO 
> MAKE SOME CASH!!!?? HERE WE GO!!! 
>  
> *** THE LIST OF NAMES IS AT THE END OF THIS ARTICLE. *** 
>  
> OK,  Read this carefully.  Get a printout of this information, if you 
> like, so you can easily refer to it as often as needed. 
>  
> INSTRUCTIONS: 
>  
> 1.  Take a sheet of paper and write on it the following: "Please add 
> my name to your list".  This creates a service out of this money 
> making system and thus making it completely legal.  You are not just 
> randomly sending a dollar to someone, you are paying one dollar for a 
> legitimate service.  Make sure you include your name and address.  I 
> assure you that,  again,  this is completely legal!  For a neat little 
> twist, also write what slot their name was in: "You were in slot 3", 
> Just to add a little fun!  This is all about having fun and making 
> money at the same time! 
>  
> 2.  Now fold this sheet of paper around a dollar bill ,(no checks or 
> money orders), and put them into an envelope and send it on its way to 
> the five people listed.  The folding of the paper around the bill will 
> insure its arrival to its recipient. THIS STEP IS IMPORTANT!! 
>  
> 3.  Now listen carefully, here's where you get YOUR MONEY COMING TO 
> YOUR MAILBOX.   Look at the list of five people;  remove the first 
> name from position one and move everyone on the list up slot one on 
> the list.  Position 2 name will now move to the position 1 slot , 
> position 3 will now become position 2, 4 will be 3, 5 will be 4.  Now 
> put your name, address, zipcode AND COUNTRY in position 5, the bottom 
> position on the list. 
>  
> 4.  Now upload this updated file to as many newsgroups and local 
> bulletin boards' message areas & file section as possible.  Give a 
> catchy description of the file so it gets noticed!!  Such as: "NEED 
> FAST CASH?, HERE IT IS!" or "NEED CASH TO PAY OFF YOUR DEBTS??",  etc. 
> And the more uploads, the more money you will make, and of course, the 
> more money the others on the list will make too.  LET'S ALL TAKE CARE 
> OF EACH OTHER BY BEING HONEST AND BY PUTTING FORTH 120 PERCENT INTO 
> THIS PROFITABLE & AMAZING SYSTEM!!! You'll reap the benefits, believe 
> me!!! Set a goal for the number of total uploads you'll post, such as 
> 15-20 postings or more!  Always have a goal in mind!!! 
> If you can UUE encode the file when uploading,  that will make it 
> easier for the people to receive it and have it downloaded to their 
> hard drive.  That way they get a copy of the article right on their 
> computer without hassles of viewing and then saving the article from 
> the File menu. Don't alter the file type, leave it as an MS-DOS Text 
> file. The best test is to be able to view this file using Microsoft's 
> Notepad for Windows 3.x or WordPad for Windows '95. If the margins 
> look right without making the screen slide left or right when at the 
> ends of the sentences, you're in business! 
>  
> 5.  If you need help uploading, simply ask the sysop of the BBS, or 
> "POST" a message on a newsgroup asking how to post a file,  tell them 
> who your Internet provider is and PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS BE GLAD TO HELP. 
> I would try to describe how to do it but there are simply too many 
> internet software packages with slightly different yet relatively 
> simple ways to post or upload a file.  Just ask for help or look in 
> the help section for 'posting'. I do know that for GNN, you simply 
> select 'POST' then enter a catchy description under the subject box, 
> choose 'ATTACH', selecting 'UUE' and NOT 'TXT', then 
> choose 'Browse' to go look for the file. Find your text file CASH.TXT 
> and click on it and choose 'OK'.  Place a one line statement in the 
> main body section of the message post screen. Something like "Download 
> this to read how to get cash arriving in your mailbox with no 
> paybacks!" or whatever. Just make sure it represents its true 
> feasibility, NOT something like..."Get one million dollars flooding in 
> your mailbox in two days!"  You'll never get ANY responses! 
>  
> 6.  And this is the step I like.  JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY LIFE BECAUSE 
>  
> CASH IS ON ITS THE WAY!!  Expect to see a little money start to 
> trickle in around 2 weeks, but AT ABOUT WEEKS 3 & 4, THE MONEY STORM 
> WILL HIT YOUR MAILBOX!! All you have to do is take it out of the 
> mailbox and try not to scream too loud (outside anyway) when you 
> realize YOU HIT THE BIG TIME AT LAST!! 
>  
> 7.  So go PAY OFF YOUR BILLS AND DEBTS and then get that something 
> special you always wanted or buy that special person in your life (or 
> the one you want in your life)  a gift they'll never forget.  ENJOY 
> LIFE! 
>  
> 8.  Now when you get low on this money supply,  simply re-activate 
> this file again; Reposting it in the old places where you originally 
> posted and possibly some new places you now know of.  Don't ever lose 
> this file, always keep a copy at your reach for when you ever need 
> cash.  THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE TOOL THAT YOU CAN ALWAYS RE-USE TIME AND 
> TIME AGAIN WHEN CASH IS NEEDED! 
>  
> 9.  (This step added by Charles Reiley).  Hello, This is exciting 
> isn't it?! While I'm on the list, just add a note saying "Please 
> include extra money tips" with your name & E-MAIL address, and I will 
> (FOR FREE) send you some neat methods to increase the money you will 
> receive with this plan. 
> Why?... Why not? I'm not a selfish jerk...I like helping out others. 
> E-mail just makes it a touch easier and cheaper, too!  After I drop 
> off the list, I can no longer offer you this advice, obviously, but 
> maybe someone else who gets my tips will offer and simply replace my 
> name on this step number 9. Good luck and give this plan your all, it 
> will definitely pay off! 
> Like Mike said, HAVE FUN WITH IT!!! 
>  
>  
> ***************************************************************************
> 
> ***************************************************************************
> 
> THE NAMES LIST       THE NAMES LIST      THE NAMES LIST 
> ***************************************************************************
> 
> HONESTY IS WHAT MAKES THIS PROGRAM SUCCESSFUL!!! 
> (Put your name under no. 5, everyone else move up, no. 1 is removed) 
>  
>  
>  
>
>  
>  
>   1. Dan McCool 
> 1014 Harrogate Drive 
> Knoxville, TN 37923
> USA 
>  
>  
>  
>   2. Scott Manley 
> 1001 S. 168th
> Seattle, Wa 98148 
> USA 
>  
>  3. Darren Rauckman 
> Box 665 
> Kamsack Sask. 
> SOA-1SO 
>  
>   4. Patrick Wieczorek 
>  NE 1630 Valley Rd # T-204
>  Pullman, Wa. 99163 
>  USA
>  
>   5. Mitchell Healy
>  1207 Copas Rd SW 
>  Shallotte, NC 28470 
> ***************************************************************************
>
>  
>  
> NOTE: 
> Try to keep a list of everyone that sends you a dollar and always keep
> an eye on the local postings of this file... Just to make sure that  
> everyone is playing the game fairly.  You know where your name should
be...

>***AGAIN, HONESTY IS THE BEST THING WE HAVE GOING FOR US ON THIS
>PLAN.

>Mike Dotson, Boulder, COEND -- Cut Here -- cut here