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From: Mr. Mistery
Date: Thu, 27 Apr 2000 00:00
Date: Thu, 27 Apr 2000 00:00
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Click on HUMOR-SITE: www.xs4all.nl/~npjdjong/index.html ------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's amazing, you will understand the word "TENDJEWBERRYMUD" by the end of the conversation......Read aloud for best results. "Tendjewberrymud"..... The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review..... Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees" Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service" RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??" G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs" RS: "Ow July den?" G: "What??" RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?" G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please." RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?" G: "Crisp will be fine." RS : "Hokay. An San tos?" G: "What?" RS:"San tos. July San tos?" G: "I don't think so" RS: "No? Judo one toes??" G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means." RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?" G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine." RS: "We bother?" G: "No..just put the bother on the side." RS: "Wad?" G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side." RS: "Copy?" G: "Sorry?" RS: "Copy...tea...mill?" G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all." RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??" G: "Whatever you say" RS: "Tendjewberrymud" G : "You're welcome" ------------------------------------------------------------------------- more laughing? look here: www.xs4all.nl/~npjdjong/index.html every day fresh jokes! HUMOR-SITE in the TOP-10 of the 250 best funsites!! If you don't believe it, have a look yourself: http://www.topsitelists.com/bestsites/blahblahfun/topsites.cgi?ID=8 Cool humorlist: http://www.starteasy.com/cgi-bin/tophumor/rankem.cgi?action=in&id=npjdjong Also funny: http://phobos.spaceports.com/~ultrafun/ You can vote for my HUMORSITE if you want....
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: 106d17,8c972d0c638fcac5,start X-Google-Attributes: gid106d17,public X-Google-Thread: 1037ec,8c972d0c638fcac5,start X-Google-Attributes: gid1037ec,public X-Google-Thread: 10105d,8c972d0c638fcac5,start X-Google-Attributes: gid10105d,public X-Google-Thread: f6a1d,8c972d0c638fcac5,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf6a1d,public X-Google-Thread: 1148d8,8c972d0c638fcac5,start X-Google-Attributes: gid1148d8,public From: "Mr. Mistery" <npjdjong@xs4all.nl> Subject: English conversation? Do you read me? Date: 2000/04/27 Message-ID: <8e8tf1$lla$1@news1.xs4all.nl> X-Deja-AN: 616257900 Sender: npjdjong@node175a1.a2000.nl X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V4.72.3612.1700 X-Complaints-To: abuse@xs4all.nl X-Trace: news1.xs4all.nl 956823841 22186 24.132.117.161 (27 Apr 2000 08:24:01 GMT) Organization: XS4ALL Internet BV NNTP-Posting-Date: 27 Apr 2000 08:24:01 GMT Newsgroups: be.jokes,alt.humor.parodies,at.gesellschaft.humor,alt.humor.mad-magazine,alt.hipclone.humor.funny