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English conversation? Do you read me?

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From: Mr. Mistery
Date: Thu, 27 Apr 2000 00:00
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It's amazing, you will understand the word "TENDJEWBERRYMUD" by the end of
the conversation......Read aloud for best results. "Tendjewberrymud".....
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service
at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East
Economic Review..... Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees" Guest (G):
"Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service" RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny!
Djewish to odor sunteen??" G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs" RS:
"Ow July den?" G: "What??" RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?" G : "Oh,
the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please." RS: "Ow July dee
bayhcem...crease?" G: "Crisp will be fine." RS : "Hokay. An San tos?" G:
"What?" RS:"San tos. July San tos?" G: "I don't think so" RS: "No? Judo one
toes??" G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one
toes' means." RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish
mopping we bother?" G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying
'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine." RS: "We bother?" G:
"No..just put the bother on the side." RS: "Wad?" G: "I mean butter...just
put it on the side." RS: "Copy?" G: "Sorry?" RS: "Copy...tea...mill?" G:
"Yes. Coffee please, and that's all." RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee,
strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh,
and copy....rye??" G: "Whatever you say" RS: "Tendjewberrymud" G : "You're
welcome"
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From: "Mr. Mistery" <npjdjong@xs4all.nl>
Subject: English conversation? Do you read me?
Date: 2000/04/27
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