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From: Mr. Mistery
Date: Thu, 27 Apr 2000 00:00
Date: Thu, 27 Apr 2000 00:00
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Click on HUMOR-SITE: www.xs4all.nl/~npjdjong/index.html ------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Jewish girl came home one day and said, "Ma, I got married." Her mother said, "Oy, that's great." The girl said, "But Ma, he's an Arab." Her mother said, "Oy, that's not so great." The girl said, "But Ma, he's an Arab sheik. He's wealthy beyond your wildest dreams. You and Daddy are going to live in the lap of luxury for the rest of your lives." Six months later, the Jewish girl walked into the house and said, "Ma, I love my Arab sheik, but my God, all he wants to do is screw me in my ass. Day and night, all he'll do is bang me in the ass. When I got married, my asshole was like a dime. Now it's like a silver dollar." Her mother said, "So for ninety cents you're going to make trouble!?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------- more laughing? look here: www.xs4all.nl/~npjdjong/index.html every day fresh jokes! HUMOR-SITE in the TOP-10 of the 250 best funsites!! If you don't believe it, have a look yourself: http://www.topsitelists.com/bestsites/blahblahfun/topsites.cgi?ID=8 Cool humorlist: http://www.starteasy.com/cgi-bin/tophumor/rankem.cgi?action=in&id=npjdjong Also funny: http://phobos.spaceports.com/~ultrafun/ You can vote for my HUMORSITE if you want....
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: 1037ec,883503c544b047af,start X-Google-Attributes: gid1037ec,public X-Google-Thread: f6a1d,883503c544b047af,start X-Google-Attributes: gidf6a1d,public X-Google-Thread: 10105d,883503c544b047af,start X-Google-Attributes: gid10105d,public X-Google-Thread: 106d17,883503c544b047af,start X-Google-Attributes: gid106d17,public X-Google-Thread: 1148d8,883503c544b047af,start X-Google-Attributes: gid1148d8,public From: "Mr. Mistery" <npjdjong@xs4all.nl> Subject: jewish humor? Date: 2000/04/27 Message-ID: <8e9ed3$97k$1@news1.xs4all.nl> X-Deja-AN: 616331240 Sender: npjdjong@node175a1.a2000.nl X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V4.72.3612.1700 X-Complaints-To: abuse@xs4all.nl X-Trace: news1.xs4all.nl 956841187 9460 24.132.117.161 (27 Apr 2000 13:13:07 GMT) Organization: XS4ALL Internet BV NNTP-Posting-Date: 27 Apr 2000 13:13:07 GMT Newsgroups: be.jokes,alt.humor.parodies,at.gesellschaft.humor,alt.humor.mad-magazine,alt.hipclone.humor.funny