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Re: chicken

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From: Nick Machen
Date: Tue, 06 Jul 1999 00:00
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Andersen Consulting <tokke60@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was treathening its
> dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant
> challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly
> competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship
> with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical
> distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry
> Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills,
> methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken's
> people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy
> within a Program Management framework. Andersen Consulting convened a
> diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with
> Andersen consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to
> engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their
> personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them
> to synergies with each other in order to archive the implicit goals of
> delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an
> enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry
> cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting,
> enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically
> based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified
> market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision and core
> values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business
> integration solution Andersen Consulting helped the chicken change to be
> more successful.
>
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From: "Nick Machen" <nick@nmachen.freeserve.co.uk>
Subject: Re: chicken
Date: 1999/07/06
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