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You have been working on this answer all weekend, havent you
Maverick <mattias.vermeulen@skynet.be> wrote in message
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> > Why did the chicken cross the road
> >
>
> Plato: For the greater good
>
> Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads
>
> Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability
>
> Captain James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before
>
> Andersen Consulting: (u already know that one)
>
> Martin Luther King Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free
> to cross roads without having their motives called into question
>
> Moses: And God came down from the Heavens, and he said unto the chickens
> "Thou shalt cross the road". And the chicken crossed the road, and there
was
> much rejoicing
>
> Fox Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes.  How many more
> chickens have to cross the road before you believe it ?
>
> Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road.  I repeat, the
chicken
> did NOT cross the road !!
>
> Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crosses the road. Who cares
why?
> The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
>
> Jerry Seinfeld: Why does anyone cross the road ?  I mean, why doesn't
anyone
> ever think to ask, what the heck was this chicken doing walking around all
> over the place, anyway?
>
> Sigmund Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken
> crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
>
> Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will
not
> only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important document, and
> balance your check book.  Heck it might even work this time.
>
> Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved
> beneath the chicken depends on your frame of reference.
>
> Ralph Waldo Emerson: The chicken did not cross the road... it transcended
> it.
>
> Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.
>
> and finally...:
> Colonel Sanders: What, you mean I missed one ?
>
> --
> Mattias Vermeulen
> mattias.vermeulen@skynet.be
>
> Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines...
>
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