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WASHINGTON, THE WHITE HOUSE: President Clinton announced today an all-out
bombing offensive against England will begin in two weeks, unless a peace
accord is ratified by England and its break-away province Northern Ireland.

"Using the fine logic we crafted in the Kosovo intervention, we have decided
to add, incrementally, to the list of peace initiatives around the world",
he said in a prepared statement.

A background briefing indicated that on a weekly schedule, the Clinton
administration would intervene in the following areas:

Week one -- Bombing of England to free Northern Ireland.

Week two -- Bombing of Ankara, Baghdad and Teheran to free the Kurds.

Week three -- Bombing of several random African countries to stop the Hutus
from killing Tutsis.

Week four -- Bombing of both Instanbul and Athens to solve the Cyprus
problem.

Week five -- Bombing of Madrid to free the Basque Country.

Week six -- Bombing of Ottawa to free the Qubcois people.

Week seven -- Bombing of Jakarta to free East Timor.

Week eight -- Bombing of Colombo to free the Tamil peoples of Sri Lanka.

Week nine -- Bombing of Paris to free Corsica.

Week ten -- Bombing of Canberra to free the Aboriginal and Torres Strait
Islander people.

Week eleven -- Bombing of Washington DC to free the Confederate of Southern
States, held captive for 139 years.

"This schedule will do until we can come up with others", said Madeleine
Albright, Secretary of State.

She did not respond when asked when the bombing of Beijing in order to free
Tibet would occur.

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<ohew@my-dejanews.com> wrote in message
news:7fki12$uh6$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com...
> In article <371CBD0C.1CB3FA45@hotmail.com>,
>   Shadow <tokke60@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > Nog een beetje mee werken aan het gezamelijke schuldgevoel ja? Door geld
te
> > geven sussen we alleen ons geweten. Trouwens, AzG heeft gezegd dat het
geld
> dat
> > je op hun rekeningnr. stort niet noodzakelijk naar Kosovo gaat, dus...
> >
>
> AzG, zijn dat niet die mannen die bij een ramp beweren dat het zo erg is
en
> later doodleuk meedelen dat het niet zo erg was, maar dat ze het gezegd
hebben
> om meer geld te krijgen ?
> :-(
>
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