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In article <4agdi7$kcm@shellx.best.com> blowfish@shellx.best.com (Blowfish) writes:
>The following scenario has been played out with me more times that I
>can say:

  You left off the tidbit that could clearly distinguish you from
  a road.dork or someone who should be allowed to toss a bucket of
  tar at the tailgater's windshield. 
>
>1. I'm driving, say, 65 MPH in the fast lane.  The next lane over is 55
>MPH traffic, *solid*.  This is a very frequent occurance during
>afternoon commute hours on the northbound 101 north of the 92.
  
    Are you a quarter mile behind the next car in front of YOU?  If
    you are, shame on you, move over you pig. 

    If you are within commute type distance of the car(s) in front
    of you, let the butthead stay there.  

>3. He signals this desire by pulling up *right behind my bumper*, and
>not backing off.

    Take your foot off the gas.  Think of the worst that can happen
    to you.  The butthead is always driving Sport/UTE, a pickup, or
    a freeway bomber with no brakes, right?   You are driving a car
    with excellent brakes.  

    Something happens and you need to put on the binders fast...whack,
    you get whiplash and pray that you are not driving a Pinto with
    good brakes unless you have a good supply of marshmallows in
    the glove compartment. 
    [No, I don't always do this either, but we are talking about you,
    right?  >:-)]