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Article #953IT REALLY REALLY WORKS !! FAST ! $$$$$
From: Mmpc
Date: Wed, 14 Aug 1996 00:00
Date: Wed, 14 Aug 1996 00:00
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"ONLY TO THOSE WHO CAN HANDLE WEALTH!!" "Download this to read how to get cash arriving in your mailbox with no paybacks!!" This letter is completely legal. Refer to Title 18, Section 1302 & 1342, US Postal regulations. This can be the most important communication you ever receive if you understand and ACT! upon this incredible opportunity. You may have seen this letter many times before. As of this day of July 9th, 1996, I'm telling you that this program REALLY WORKS!!! "IT REALLY WORKS!!!! My name is David Rhodes. In September 1991, my car was repossessed and bill collectors were hounding me like you wouldn't believe. I was laid off and my unemployment had ran out. In January 1992 I bought a new Cadillac with cash. I am now building a new home in Virginia and never expect to work again!! In October of 1991, I received this letter telling me how to earn $50.000 any time I wanted to. Of course I was skeptical, but because I was desperate and had nothing to lose, I gave it a try. Today, I have all the money I want. YOU CAN TOO!, but only if you act upon this opportunity... I earned $200.000 the first year, and will be a millionaire soon. This money program works perfectly every time. I have never earned less than $33.000 each time--IF YOU FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS EXACTLY.... It doesn't require you to sell anything or come into contact with people. The best thing is, you only have to post this letter. If you always dreamed of getting that lucky break, YOU JUST GOT IT!! So now it's up to you! If you follow these instructions exactly, and in 20 to 30 days, you will receive more cash than you would believe, all in the mail. I am ready to do it again!!! IT COMPLETELY DEPENDS ON YOU, THE INDIVIDUAL! You must follow through and repost this article everywhere you can think of! The more posting you achieve will determine how much cash will arrive in your very own mailbox!! It's just too easy to pass up!!! Let's review the reasons why you should do this: The only cost factors are for the six stamps, the 6 envelopes and the 6 one dollar bills that you send out to the listed names by snail mail (US Postal Service Mail). Then just simply repost the article (WITH YOUR NAME ADDED) to all the newsgroups and local BBS's you can. Then sit back and, (ironically), enjoy walking (you can run if you like!) down your driveway to your mailbox and scoop up your rewards!! We all have six dollars to put into such an easy effortless investment with SPECTACULAR REALISTIC RETURNS OF $15.000 to $25.000 in about 3 to 5 weeks!! So HOLD OFF ON THOSE LOTTERY NUMBERS FOR TODAY, EAT AT HOME TONIGHT INSTEAD OF TAKEOUT FROM McDONALDS AND INVEST SIX DOLLARS IN THIS AMAZING MONEY MAKING SYSTEM NOW!!! YOU CAN'T LOSE!! So how do you do it exactly, you ask? I have carefully provided the most detailed, yet straight forward instructions on how to easily get this underway and get your cash on its way. SO, ARE YOU READY TO MAKE SOME CASH ! ! ! ? ? HERE WE GO ! ! ! *** THE LIST OF NAMES IS AT THE END OF THIS ARTICLE. *** OK, Read this carefully. Get a printout of this information, if you like, so you can easily refer to it as often as needed. INSTRUCTIONS: 1. Take a sheet of paper and write on it the following: "Please add my name to your list" This creates a service out of this money making system and thus making it completely legal. You are not just randomly sending a dollar to someone, you are paying one dollar for a legitimate service. Make sure you include your name and address. I assure you that, again, this is completely legal!! For a neat little twist, also write what slot their name was in: "You were in slot 3", Just to add a little fun! This is all about having fun and making money at the same time! 2. Now fold this sheet of paper around a dollar bill, (no checks or money orders), and put them into an envelope and send it on its way to the six people listed. The folding of the paper around the bill will insure its arrival to its recipient THIS STEP IS IMPORTANT!!! 3. Now listen carefully, here's where you get YOUR MONEY COMING TO YOUR MAILBOX. Look at the list of six people; remove the first name from position one and move everyone on the list up slot one on the list. Position 2 name will now move to the position 1 slot, position 3 will now become position 2 , 4 will be 3, 5 will be 4. Now put your name, address, zipcode and COUNTRY in position 6, the bottom position of the list. 4. Now upload this updated file to as many newsgroups and local bulletin boards' message areas & file section as possible. Give a catchy description of the file so it gets noticed!! Such as: "NEED FAST CASH? , HERE IT IS , OR "NEED CASH TO PAY OFF YOUR DEBTS??", etc. And the more uploads, the more money you will make, and of course, the more money the others on the list will make too! LET'S ALL TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER BY BEING HONEST AND BY PUTTING FORTH 120 PERCENT INTO THIS PROFITABLE & AMAZING SYSTEM!!! You'll reap the benefits, believe me!!!! Set a goal for the number of total uploads you'll post, such as 15-20 postings or more! Always have a goal in mind!!!! If you can UUE encode the file when uploading, that will make it easier for the people to receive it and have it downloaded to their hard drive. That way they get a copy of the article right on their computer without hassles of viewing and then saving the article from the File Menu. Don't alter the file type, leave it as an MS-DOS Text file The best test is to be able to view this file using Microsoft's Notepad for Windows 3.x or WordPad for Windows '95. If the margins look right without making the screen slide left or right when at the ends of sentences, you're in business! 5. If you need help uploading, simply ask the sysop of the BBS, or "POST" a message on a newsgroup asking how to post a file, tell them who your Internet provider is and PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS BE GLAD TO HELP. I would try to describe how to do it but there are simply too many Internet software packages with slightly different yet relatively simple ways to post or upload a file. Just ask for help or look in the help section for 'posting'. I do know that for GNN , ;you simply select 'POST' then enter a catchy description under the subject box, choose 'ATTACH', selecting 'UUE' and NOT 'TXT then choose 'Browse' to go look for the file. Find your text file CASH. TXT and click on it and choose 'OK' . Place a one line statement in the main body section of the message post screen. Something like "Download this to read how to get cash arriving in your mailbox with no paybacks!!" or whatever. Just make sure it represents its true feasibility, NOT something like..."Get one million dollars flooding in your mailbox in two days!! YOU'LL NEVER GET ANY RESPONSES!! 6. And this is the step I like. JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY LIFE BECAUSE CASH IS ON ITS WAY!!! Expect to see a little money start to trickle in around 2 weeks, but AT ABOUT WEEKS 3 & 4 , THE MONEY STORM WILL HIT YOUR MAILBOX!!! All you have to do is take it out of the mailbox and try not to scream too loud (outside anyway) when you realize YOU HIT THE BIG TIME AT LAST!! 7. So go PAY OFF YOUR BILLS AND DEBTS ! Now when you get low on this money supply, simply re-activate this file again; Reposting it in the old places which you originally posted and possibly some new places you now know of. Don't ever lose this file, always keep a copy at your reach for when you ever need cash. THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE TOOL THAT YOU CAN ALWAYS REPOSE TIME AND TIME AGAIN WHEN CASH IS NEEDED!! All I got to say at this point is HOLY SHIT!!! IT WORKS!!!! ***REMEMBER! send a buck to everyone on this list and repost the list with your name at the end and move the names up one position and repost!!! Note: As soon as you post this article, you are automatically in the mail order business and people are sending you $1.00 bills to be placed on your mailing list, for use on other mailings. The service is PERFECTLY LEGAL. The system works - JUST DO IT ! ! ! 1. Joan C. Filmer, 33449 Perryhawkin RD. Princess Anne, MD 21853 - USA 2. Donna Johnson, 20201 Bachmann Blvd. Port Charlotte, FL 33954 - USA 3. Bernard J. Gordich, 11597 Privado Way. Boynton Beach, FL 33437 - USA 4. Connie R. Tesstia, PO Box 1404 Ocean View, DE 19970-1404 - USA 5. Michael Hardesty, 794 Martin Court W. Severn, MD 21144 - USA 6. Theodore Mathews Jr., 102 Parkwood DR. Shirley, NY 11967 - USA To every person who wants to take control of his/her destiny: Six months ago I received this article and 5 others just like it. I ignored them all. It all seemed too good to be true; but I finally gave it a try. Two weeks went by and nothing happened - no money. The fourth week was unbelievable!! In all, I can't say I received $50,000 but it was definitely over $35,000. For the first time in years, I was out of debt... Of course, it didn't take me long to go through my earnings, so I'm doing it again. Follow the instructions and JOIN THE CLUB!! W.W. Capers Skeptical by nature, I had received and discarded at least 35 other propositions like this one. But there was something different about this offer. After much sole-searching, I sent out 500 copies and hoped for the best, checking the mail religiously every day with a thumping heart. Nothing happened for 11 days. But responses started coming on the 12th. On that day i received $137. I could hardly wait until the next day when I received $383. The total was $456. on day 14 and on day 15 it was $909. Over the next 5 months, I received $131,879 in the mail. The only problem was finding time to sort all those one dollar bills. I cried all the way to the bank. Now that the letters (snail mail) I first sent out seem to have run dry, I'm going to try again. I hope I don't sound too greedy, but even with all I've received so far, I want more. Denise Holliman RETURN PERCENTAGE: 6% Response (6 out of 100) $55,986 7% Response (7 out of 100) $137,256 8% Response (8 out of 100) $299,592
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: 112197,dfeb1fffc5802817,start X-Google-Attributes: gid112197,public From: mmpc@aol.com (Mmpc) Subject: IT REALLY REALLY WORKS !! FAST ! $$$$$ Date: 1996/08/14 Message-ID: <4urtsv$eqe@newsbf02.news.aol.com> X-Deja-AN: 174090719 sender: root@newsbf02.news.aol.com organization: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364) reply-to: mmpc@aol.com (Mmpc) newsgroups: bit.general