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VIAGRA AND BASQUES

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From: Lagun Batzuen
Date: Wed, 28 Oct 1998 00:00
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KAIXO DELINQUENTS, ASPALDIKOOOOO!!!!!

Got into the Lagun Batzuena email to bring you news about a very
 important stuff in Basque life: GOOD SEX!

Viagra highest reaction in Europeans, lowest in Basques

The first study about the effects of Viagra in Euskalherria showed
 the impotence drug worked well in Basque patients but
recorded  lowest reaction..  64% of the Basque patients age 28-77
 achieved a hard-rock erection and the Viagra effect lasted
through the following morning. At the other end of the scale, in other
 parts of Europe the success rate is 73%.
The drug failed in 36% of the Basque patients.

The study also found that all Basque patients on Viagra reported
 visual disturbances and were unable to distinguish between
yellow and red, the colors found in the Spanish air forces' vital
 instrument displays.

Immediately after the results were published, the Spanish Air Force
 fired  seven Basques pilots saying they were terrorists on Viagra
trained in Iran and planning to sabotage the aircraft that will take the
 Spanish Borbon king to Cuba.

The study was conducted this year by Eralduna, a private clinic
 in Hegoalde.  The clinic id not indicate whether the patients, all
unemployed, are Basques Basques or hyphenated, and if the study
 was conducted before or after the ETA truce.

GORA MARMITAKOA!

Mila Parot Zubimendi
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