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From: GR4302
Date: Sun, 19 Jul 1992 05:25

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Q:  I am an ex-Communist Iranian national--Why can't I get a
    gun-owner's permit?
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A:  The government may need to kill you someday.  We'd like it to
    make it as easy as possible on all of us should this course of
    action become necessary.
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Q:  Why doesn't my modem work properly?
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A:  It doesn't like you because of your lack of electronic parts.
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Q:  Why do shitheads on this list apologize for their vile cynicism
    shortly after the inevtiable flame?
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A:  Tim's brain's gone flatline from too much yanky-panky... but you
    all already knew that...
GUTENTAG
;^##

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