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Article #2690

One from the Vending Machine

#2690
From: Arthur Parker
Date: Mon, 20 Jul 1992 20:02
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                 "HoneyBuns Does Not Work"

(slow & soulful)
She was made in a factory in the West/
Out of cheapass foreign material/
So she sprang a leak, now she ain't worth a fuck/
HoneyBuns does not work

(presto w/female chorus)
Honeybunshoneybunshoneybunshoneybunshoneybunshoneybunshoneybuns Yeah!
Honeybunshoneybunshoneybunshoneybunshoneybunshoneybunshoneybuns No!
N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-NO!  Wa!

(as before)
How many times I tried blowin' her up/
How many times I passed out/
She whistled a tune with one lonely note/
But Honeybuns does not sing.

Learning about the smell of my breath/
Don't take the bad taste from my mouth/
I'll just got what it takes/
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