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It has come to the attention of many in the State of Colorado that we lack
diversity, a political left, and despite Denver, a certain urban flare. It
has come to the attention of many in the City of Washington that they lack
money, a political right, and despite the Smithsonian, a certain cultural
flare. This post is, I hope, an effort to remedy these dispirit 
situations. 

ANNOUNCING:		Washington, Colorado.


	In fact the anexation of DC has begun. Coloradans are the leaders
of both the Republican and Democratic parties. They both, despite their
political differences, agree that Colorado needs another site in which to
store the vast stock of nuclear waste generated by Rocky Flats. One
Republicrat was once paraphrased to say "Washington DC is practically our
neighbour. They can handle our waste without sacrificing unmittigated
public scrutiny because they are great liars in that district." Indeed our
state needs better liars. In addition, Colorado suffers from a lack of
arms...see where this is going kids?...

	We export waste and inport guns. Affordable guns even. Everyone
can and should bear arms. With so much rampant paranoia sweeping our
society, the only means to mollify those without Mellaril, Cogentin and
Haldol is to arm them. "Thank you Washington" will echo throughout the
thin tarmac of 16th street. We could get Ed Meese back into action and
initiate this pony ride to debauchery and call it the greatest Disney
Hallucination. Transport you inquire...

Well, we in Colorado share a common party with those in Washington, head
of DOE, Pena. That r!t-a&s b#*^ard can certainly initiate deep tunnels
lined with diluted cement and poured by illegal labour that will serve as
the ultimate umbiblica between the two of us. If it collapses, we'll just
turn it over to mayor Web--no sweat or worries.

We will also supply all the Coors beer you care to toss into the Potomac
at a reduced price. Imagin, no more waiting in line to buy over-priced
"micro" brews when Coors will install a "Pork Hole" brewery inside the
Capitol Rotunda! Of course if Micros are more your speed, we will build
seven (7) Rock Bottoms and Old Chicagos in each quadrant of the city. 

In keeping with the ideals of more good beer and Coors we will increase
the speed limit within the city limits to 75 mph and ease the availability
of guns. 

Let us all work together in making this dream a reality. Call or write
your congressman and/or seanator and ask them to get this process started!

Kennith Mack