HORDE of RATS !!!!!!!!! Seen near rhe University of Colorado Credit Union......

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3 total messages Started by Bruce E. McClure Sat, 30 Oct 1999 00:00

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Author: Bruce E. McClure
Date: Sat, 30 Oct 1999 00:00

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Dear Boulderites,
    Today, I stopped for some - with my driving correction-  cute furry
animals, on Iris 3400 block, near the University of Colorado Creddit Union.
After stopping, I discovered that they were a somewhat less cute
HORDE OF RATS, going in & out of the ?Pfitzer? bushes. Are we trying to
invite the BUBONIC PLAGUE???





(( I can't resist saying that the RAT problem on the Campus of C. U. MAY NOT
BE RELATED, at Stadium Gate 7, room140, since that RAT, Greggory Reinhardt,
walked on two legs, weighed 300 #, was an exdperienced street fighter, &
used, by report a 9mm semi automatic handgun.))

Re: HORDE of RATS !!!!!!!!! Seen near rhe University of Colorado Credit Union......

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Author: Chris Pollard
Date: Sun, 31 Oct 1999 00:00

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In boulder.general Bruce E. McClure <elvis@bewellnet.com> wrote:
: Dear Boulderites,
:     Today, I stopped for some - with my driving correction-  cute furry
: animals, on Iris 3400 block, near the University of Colorado Creddit Union.
: After stopping, I discovered that they were a somewhat less cute
: HORDE OF RATS, going in & out of the ?Pfitzer? bushes. Are we trying to
: invite the BUBONIC PLAGUE???
No the plague's already endemic to Colorado - I'm not sure if it got here
before Scott though.





: (( I can't resist saying that the RAT problem on the Campus of C. U. MAY NOT
: BE RELATED, at Stadium Gate 7, room140, since that RAT, Greggory Reinhardt,
: walked on two legs, weighed 300 #, was an exdperienced street fighter, &
: used, by report a 9mm semi automatic handgun.))

Re: HORDE of RATS !!!!!!!!! Seen near rhe University of Colorado Credit Union......

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Author: pt
Date: Sun, 31 Oct 1999 00:00

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"Bruce E. McClure" wrote:

> Dear Boulderites,
>     Today, I stopped for some - with my driving correction-  cute furry
> animals, on Iris 3400 block, near the University of Colorado Creddit Union.
> After stopping, I discovered that they were a somewhat less cute
> HORDE OF RATS, going in & out of the ?Pfitzer? bushes. Are we trying to
> invite the BUBONIC PLAGUE???

    These guys are really just lovable, cute, cuddly, furry, lil 'ol prairie
dogs who are a bit down on their luck.  And since we here in Boulder are so all
encompassingly accepting of *ANYTHING* that doesn't mention the word "gun", we
just love 'em all to pieces.  Any action against these soon-to-be-endangered
mammals could be interpreted as a "hate crime", and will not be tolerated in
perfectville.

>
>
> (( I can't resist saying that the RAT problem on the Campus of C. U. MAY NOT
> BE RELATED, at Stadium Gate 7, room140, since that RAT, Greggory Reinhardt,
> walked on two legs, weighed 300 #, was an exdperienced street fighter, &
> used, by report a 9mm semi automatic handgun.))

    Those darn automatic guns are just jumping up everywhere and killing
everybody all the time.

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