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		     SPEAKER'S NOTICE OF AVAILABILITY
			    By Froggy O'Sage

	For a reasonable fee as discussed in more detail below, I am
available to speak or debate anywhere on or near Earth on the following
topics: 

1.) Feeling the GUST ["Grand Unified Social Theory"]

2.) Twin Concepts: The Third Age of Humanity And The Kozmic Team

3.) The Great Spirit in Our Lifetime; Ceremoniously Transforming Present
	World Religions into the Human Rite

4.) Hang 'Um by Their Heels, AFTOC* ! Or Why Justice Demands That We Arrest 
	President Billy Jeff Clinton, George Bush  & Their Henchmen

5.) One World, One Race, One Rule, One Tongue: Species Unification 

6.) Cheap Crack: For Freedom of Diet vs. Neo-prohibition

7.) The Commonwealth of Earth & the Social Kontract for Industrial Polyfrika:
	Including a. the Proposal that the Government PAY All MOTHERS a 
	Regular Salary for Raising at Least Their First Two Children Up to
	School Age, b. Parkitecture and c. Space Exploration.
	
8.) G-1, RaPP** & the Gentile Problem
	--How Zog and Nazog Ate David Rockefeller

9.) The First & Second World Languages: The Game of _Go_ as Robert 
	Heinlein's "Martian" in STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND
	--The Problem of "Affirmative Action" in This Context, alias 
	Goosing the Barbarians

10.) From the Manifesto to the Millennium: Final Patterns of Planetary History	

11.) Greater Palestine & Postage Stamp Israel: Defining Peace in the 
	Middle East

12.) Being Politically Correct Means Winning the First Global Election
	--Parrots vs. Pigeons & the Challenge of Democracy

13.) Local Applications of the Points Above

14.) Other Proposals Entertained

	Modus Operandi: After receiving in advance the agreed payment, I 
will draft a thesis on the chosen theme and publish it on the Net so 
that the text will be available to the audience ahead of time. This should 
allow us to devote most of the meeting to Q & A.
	My old philosophy professor Karsten Harries distinguished himself
for his jolly disposition, alert mind and particularly for his rigorous
adherence to the principle of staying at student parties until all the beer
had been drunk. Saint that he was, he guzzled our Budweiser with a smile.
In the name of aesthetic progress should we get _gem"utlich_ at a second 
location, I venture to suggest Spaten Optimator or something close to it. 

	Compensation: At a minimum I require that the host cover my
round-trip expenses. From well established groups I expect their prevailing
rate for speakers. Since I am now trying to launch this career, I am quite
open to good faith negotiations with any interested party whomsoever.
	I am currently free Wednesday through Friday, and at a higher rate 
anytime. 
	I access my e-mail about once weekly. My 7/24 telephone # = 
415/788-5701. Postal address =
		c/o Hal Womack
		310 Columbus Avenue #209
		San Francisco CA 94133
		USA 

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* = "After a Fair Trial, Of Course"

** = "Racial Personnel Policy"

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	Curriculum Vitae: 
	First born in March of 1945 on Galveston Island, Texas to Margaret 
Harris & Capt.Harry Womack,M.D.
	Winner of Gold Medal in debate and first prize in theology at
Jesuit High School in Dallas. Youngest student ever admitted to Holy Cross
College in Worcester, Massachusetts; on scholarship. Scholarship to the
University of Dallas. Nominated for Rhodes Scholarship from the University
of Texas in Austin; Junior Fellows Program; as student chairman of the
Visiting Fellows Program, I invited the now world-famous author and
attorney Mark Lane to come from New York City for his first breakthrough
into the national scene at a famous, highly controversial lecture in March
of 1964 in the Grand Ballroom in which, to the general astonishment, he
demolished the LBJ line on JFK's assassination. President of my pledge
class in Delta Upsilon Fraternity. Founder of the University Socialist
Committee which conducted path-breaking propaganda on behalf of the
Vietnamese against the American war and also for revolutionary China,
several years in advance of the world fad for Mao's "little red book". 
Leader of the first proto-SDS seminar on the history of the Russian
revolution and teacher at the "Free University". Treacherously disinherited
by my parents for these activities. Arrested in Huntsville in 1965 at a
sit-in led by Dr.Martin Luther King's Southern Christian Leadership
Conference for the desegregation of the Raven Cafe. B.A. in philosophy
1966.
	Scholarship to the University of Pittsburgh in advanced political
science. Leading speaker for the Anti-War Mobilization in the city.
	International Fellow & Fellow of the Russian Institute of Columbia
University in political science. In 1969-70 I created and taught the
school's first graduate seminar on the history of the cold war, recruiting
Prof.Zbigniew Brzezinski to co-chair it with me, so that the students could
receive academic credit (and so that Zbig could grade the papers).  Among
other guest speakers for the course, I brought in Tommy Thompson the former
ambassador to the Soviet Union and Earl Browder, the head of the American
Communist Party from 1935 to 1945. (Soon afterwards David Rockefeller hired
Zbig as secretary of his Trilateral Commission and Zbig in turned recruited
a certain little-known peanut farmer from Georgia.) In the Spring of 1970 I
helped organize graduate students to shut down the campus in protest
against the Pentagon's invasion of Cambodia. 
	For several years I was worked in the international spice trade. I
attended Law School at U.T. in Austin 1973-74, helping to organize the
Fall and Spring demonstrations against Nelson Rockefeller and George
Brown, respectively. In 1974 I volunteered for the Army's "Pathfinder"
commando program in airborne demolitions with the intention of learning
enough to attack the munitions rail transport route between the Red River
Arsenal in Texarkana and Lackland Air Force base in San Antonio from
whence the C-5A's with their deadly cargoes lifted off to Saigon. Instead
I wound up talking openly to the troops during basic training. My colonel
busted me on false charges of inciting to mutiny and threatened, if I were
to insist on sticking around, to plant heroin in my locker in order to
send me to Leavenworth for twenty years. I smoothly accepted an honorable
discharge. I returned to campus and helped organize a referendum in March
of 1975 in which the 40,000 strong student body voted by a margin of two
to one to invite a revolutionary professor from Viet Nam to come to Texas
to teach. In 1974 and '75 I was the delegate from Texas to Tom Hayden's
Indochina Peace Campaign. 
	In 1977 I worked with the successful campaign in San Diego CA to
save Black's Beach for skinny-dipping, probably the nation's largest 
sky-clad sandy strip. In the 'Seventies I also worked as a longshoreman, 
ship scraper, shrimper, cook, oil refinery clean-up, loc'y operator in a shit 
mine, clerk and guard. 
	From 1982 to October 23, 1993 I drove electric trolleys, diesel
buses and LRV's for San Francisco's MUNI. On that date I retired with a
bang when two armed goons traditionally called "rock rollers" in SF,
probably instigated by the federal secret dope police, attacked me and
obliged me to defend myself by shooting one of them in the shin. Then Mayor
"Bad" Frank Jordan fired me for packing and then District Attorney Arlo
"Sam" Smith prosecuted me therefor. Both of these thug lovers lost their
jobs in the next election. In that campaign I was the leading volunteer
Net-writer for the winners, Willie Brown and Terence Hallinan. For the last
two years & counting I have been driving a taxi.
	At various times between 1979 and 1995 I served as the secretary,
treasurer and nightwatchman of the then world-famous San Francisco Go Club,
which was located in the old temple at Bush and Laguna Streets in J-town.
According to Tokyo and AGA standards, I have earned the rank of amateur
master of the third degree ["san dan"] in this supreme oriental art of
strategy; on IGS, however, I'm only 2k* :-(
	Since 1964 I have published poetry, reviews, and essays in hardcopy
the DAILY TEXAN, in William Buckley's NATIONAL REVIEW magazine, in the
former left-wing NATIONAL GUARDIAN newspaper [NYC], in LA PENSEE of Paris,
in the San Francisco BAY GUARDIAN [cover] and in SHUKAN GO of Tokyo, as 
well as many thousands of lines on the Usenet since 1994. 
	I am a S.O.B. or "silly old bachelor".
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