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			MORE FROM S.N.U.G.L.E.***
			   By Froggy O'Sage

	Who else but you, sweetie, could combine such vast dash with 
galactic balkiness ?
	Ima Hogg, you heard of the Governor's daughter ? Well, Ima gonna use
my vaporous image of you to bounce my thoughts on and off of, preppy-like.
Just the S.O.B. mumbling to himself, you can shine it right on, if you 
choose, just like a beggar can leave a ten dollar bill lying on the 
sidewalk if _he_ chewzies. Will you evade Evita's _locura_, my dear ? It 
sho'nuff be goin' around strong, eh?
	Besides the ol' "Wazoot" (as in shoving it up) what would you advise
me to do with the following gig-seeking announcement? After all, you are the
marketing genius. BTW your cabal guru, whoever he may be, be stone scared of
me, I reckon. That was a secret, unless he had already copped to it. I mean,
speaking of TRUTH OR DARE, will you make my dreams by inviting me, directly
or otherwise, to face off in public with Hollywood's preening pundit on
social issues ? For you only and providing that my opponent also puts up a
like stake, I'll bet my ticket back on an audience vote. 
	I'm going to try to post a little quickie on Billy Jeff and MEDUSA's
current cover-up of his Sudan bombing fiasco before the cafe closes tonight. 
Have you thought about the liability of your class for the long list of these 
atrocities? 
	More time, Me

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		     SPEAKER'S NOTICE OF AVAILABILITY
			    By Fr O'S

	For a reasonable fee as discussed in more detail below, I am
available to speak or debate anywhere on or near Earth on the following
topics: 

1.) Feeling the GUST ["Grand Unified Social Theory"]

2.) Twin Concepts: The Third Age of Humanity And The Kozmic Team

3.) The Great Spirit in Our Lifetime; Ceremoniously Transforming Present
	World Religions into the Human Rite

4.) Hang 'Um by Their Heels, AFTOC* ? Or Why Justice Demands That We Arrest 
	President Billy Jeff Clinton, George Bush  & Their Henchmen

5.) One World, One Race, One Rule, One Tongue:  Unifying Our Species

6.) Cheap Crack: For Freedom of Diet vs. Neo-prohibition
	--Holy Smoke vs. Pill-head Hysterics

7.) The Commonwealth of Earth & the Social Kontract for Industrial Polyfrika:
	Including a. the Proposal that the Government PAY All MOTHERS a 
	Regular Salary for Raising at Least Their First Two Children Up to
	School Age, b. Parkitecture, c. Right vs. Present Property Accounts 
	and d. Space Exploration.
	
8.) G-1, RaPP** & the Gentile Problem
	--How Zog and Nazog Ate David Rockefeller et al.

9.) The First & Second World Languages: The Game of _Go_ as the  
	"Martian" Spoken in  Robert Heinlein's STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND
	--The Problem of "Affirmative Action" in This Context, alias 
	Goosing the Barbarians

10.) From the Manifesto to the Millennium: Final Patterns of Planetary History	

11.) Greater Palestine & Postage Stamp Israel: Defining Peace in the 
	Middle East

12.) Being Politically Correct Means Winning the First Global Election
	--Parrots vs. Pigeons & the Challenge of Democracy

13.) Chinese Thought on War from Sun Tzu to Mao Zedong
	--Save Yourself, Destroy the Enemy

13.) Local Applications of the Points Above

14.) Other Proposals Entertained

	Modus Operandi: After receiving in advance the agreed payment, I 
will draft a thesis on the chosen theme and publish it on the Net so 
that the text will be available to the audience ahead of time. This should 
allow us to devote most of the meeting to Q & A.
	Although willing to speak solo, I prefer to debate opposed 
authorities, the more emminent, the better. If some such would like a foil 
to wake up her [or his] slumbering faithful, then here am I, jumping about 
and waving my arms ! But beware, I fully intend to take the flock with me 
and I have already floored the biggest in the land. I would also be honored 
to speak in a collegial atmosphere.
	My old philosophy professor Karsten Harries distinguished himself
for his jolly disposition, alert mind and particularly for his rigorous
adherence to the principle of staying at student parties until all the
beer had been drunk. That was in pre-dope days for the run of white boys. 
Saint that he was, he guzzled our Budweiser with a smile. In the name of
aesthetic progress should we get _gem"utlich_ at a second location, I
venture to suggest Spaten Optimator or something close to it. 

	Compensation: At a minimum I require that the host cover my
round-trip expenses. From well established groups I expect their prevailing
rate for speakers. Since I am now trying to launch this career, I am quite
open to good faith negotiations with any interested party whomsoever.
	I am currently free Wednesday through Friday, and at a higher rate 
anytime. 
	I access my e-mail about once weekly. My 7/24 telephone # =
415/788-5701. My secretary's name appears immediately below. Postal
address =
		c/o Hal Womack
		310 Columbus Avenue #209
		San Francisco CA 94133
		USA 

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* = "After a Fair Trial, Of Course"

** = "Racial Personnel Policy"

*** = "Secret Nudist Underground Guerrilla Liaison Element"

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	Curriculum Vitae: 
	First born in March of 1945 on Galveston Island, Texas to Margaret 
Harris & Capt.Harry Womack,M.D.
	Winner of Gold Medal in debate and first prize in theology at Jesuit
High School in Dallas. Youngest student ever admitted to Holy Cross College
in Worcester, Massachusetts; on scholarship. Scholarship to the University
of Dallas. Nominated for Rhodes Scholarship from the University of Texas in
Austin; Junior Fellows Program; as student chairman of the Visiting Fellows
Program, I invited the now world-famous author and attorney Mark Lane to
come from New York City for his first breakthrough into the national scene
at a famous, highly controversial lecture in March of 1964 in the Grand
Ballroom in which, to the general astonishment, he demolished the LBJ line
on JFK's assassination. President of my pledge class in Delta Upsilon
Fraternity. Founder of the University Socialist Committee which conducted
path-breaking propaganda on behalf of the Vietnamese against the American
war and also for revolutionary China, several years in advance of the world
fad for Mao's "little red book".  Originator of the first proto-SDS seminar
on the history of the Russian revolution and teacher at the "Free
University". Treacherously disinherited by my parents for these activities.
Arrested in Huntsville in 1965 at a sit-in led by Dr.Martin Luther King's
Southern Christian Leadership Conference for the desegregation of the Raven
Cafe. B.A. in philosophy 1966.
	Scholarship to the University of Pittsburgh in advanced political
science. Leading speaker for the Anti-War Mobilization in the city.
	International Fellow & Fellow of the Russian Institute of Columbia
University in political science. In 1969-70 I created and taught the
school's first graduate seminar on the history of the cold war, recruiting
Prof.Zbigniew Brzezinski to co-chair it with me, so that the students
could receive academic credit (and so that Zbig could grade the papers). 
Among other guest speakers for the course, I brought in Tommy Thompson the
former ambassador to Stalin's Soviet Union and Earl Browder, the head of
the American Communist Party from 1935 to 1945. (Soon afterwards David
Rockefeller hired Zbig as secretary of his Trilateral Commission and Zbig
in turned recruited a certain little-known peanut farmer from Georgia.) In
the Spring of 1970 I helped organize graduate students to shut down the
campus in protest against the Pentagon's invasion of Cambodia. 
	For several years I worked in the international spice trade. I
attended Law School at U.T. in Austin 1973-74, helping to organize the
Fall and Spring demonstrations against Nelson Rockefeller and George
Brown, respectively. In 1974 I volunteered for the Army's "Pathfinder"
commando program in airborne demolitions with the intention of learning
enough to attack the munitions rail transport route between the Red River
Arsenal in Texarkana and Lackland Air Force base in San Antonio from
whence the C-5A's with their deadly cargoes lifted off to Saigon. Instead
I wound up talking openly to the troops during basic training. My colonel
busted me on false charges of inciting to mutiny and threatened, if I were
to insist on sticking around, to plant heroin in my locker in order to
send me to Leavenworth for twenty years. I smoothly accepted an honorable
discharge. I returned to campus and helped organize a referendum in March
of 1975 in which the 40,000 strong student body voted by a margin of two
to one to invite a revolutionary professor from Viet Nam to come to Texas
to teach. The victorious final offensive followed six weeks later. In 1974
and '75 I was the delegate from Texas to Tom Hayden's Indochina Peace
Campaign. 
	In 1977 I worked with the successful campaign in San Diego CA to
save Black's Beach for skinny-dipping, probably the nation's largest 
sky-clad sandy strip. In the 'Seventies I also worked as a longshoreman, 
ship scraper, shrimper, cook, oil refinery cleaner, loc'y operator in a shit 
mine, clerk and guard. 
	From 1982 to October 23, 1993 I drove electric trolleys, diesel
buses and LRV's for San Francisco's MUNI. On that date I retired with a
bang when two armed goons traditionally called "rock rollers" in SF,
probably instigated by the federal secret dope police, attacked me and
obliged me to defend myself by shooting one of them in the shin. Then Mayor
"Bad" Frank Jordan fired me for packing and then District Attorney Arlo
"Sam" Smith prosecuted me therefor. Both of these thug lovers lost their
jobs in the next election. In that campaign I was the leading volunteer
Net-writer for the winners, Willie Brown and Terence Hallinan. For the last
two years & counting I have been driving a taxi.
	At various times between 1979 and 1995 I served as the secretary,
treasurer and nightwatchman of the then world-famous San Francisco Go
Club, which was located in the old temple at Bush and Laguna Streets in
J-town. According to Tokyo and AGA standards, I have earned the rank of
amateur master of the third degree ["san dan"] in this supreme oriental
art of strategy; on the Internet Go Server which one of our officers
invented, however, I'm only 2k* :-(
	Since 1964 I have published poetry, reviews, and essays in hardcopy
the DAILY TEXAN, in William Buckley's NATIONAL REVIEW magazine, in the
former left-wing NATIONAL GUARDIAN newspaper [NYC], in LA PENSEE of Paris,
in the San Francisco BAY GUARDIAN [cover] and in SHUKAN GO of Tokyo, as 
well as many thousands of lines on the Usenet since 1994. 
	I am a terminal S.O.B. or "silly old bachelor" who otherwise has been 
lucky in the war of the sexes.




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