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>(in case anyone wants the link where I found this, it at
>http://www.track0.com/cc/articles/041400canadian.html  )
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>I Am Barely Canadian
>by james h�rner
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>I want to be a CEO or at least VP, I want to live in a mansion,
>drink champagne and own a BMW.
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>I wouldn't want to know Jimmy, Suzie or Sally from Canada, unless
>of course they're willing to work for minimum wage as computer
>programmers. I have a prime minister but secretly want a president.
>I speak English and broken French, which doesn't make me all that
>different from Americans who speak English and broken Spanish. And
>I hardly ever say "eh".
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>I could proudly fly my country's flag, but like everyone else I don't.
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>I believe in doing business with dictatorships, not peacekeeping;
>diversity, not assimilation, unless of course we can preach one and
>do the other. And that the beaver is an idiotic mascot that most of
>us have never seen but would be willing to wear. A toque is a hat,
>also worn in cold U.S. cities, and a couch is a couch is an IKEA.
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>And it's spelled Centre. OK. Not Center. Centre, because we like to
>think we're still under British rule. Canada is the second-largest
>mostly-unoccupied land mass, the first nation to lose hockey and
>the most insignificant part of North America.
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>My name is James and I want to be an American.
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