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Get lost hoser.

ik <ik@nospam.ca> wrote in message news:3904EE86.41E1B599@nospam.ca...
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> >(in case anyone wants the link where I found this, it at
> >http://www.track0.com/cc/articles/041400canadian.html  )
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> >I Am Barely Canadian
> >by james h�rner
> >
> >I want to be a CEO or at least VP, I want to live in a mansion,
> >drink champagne and own a BMW.
> >
> >I wouldn't want to know Jimmy, Suzie or Sally from Canada, unless
> >of course they're willing to work for minimum wage as computer
> >programmers. I have a prime minister but secretly want a president.
> >I speak English and broken French, which doesn't make me all that
> >different from Americans who speak English and broken Spanish. And
> >I hardly ever say "eh".
> >
> >I could proudly fly my country's flag, but like everyone else I don't.
> >
> >I believe in doing business with dictatorships, not peacekeeping;
> >diversity, not assimilation, unless of course we can preach one and
> >do the other. And that the beaver is an idiotic mascot that most of
> >us have never seen but would be willing to wear. A toque is a hat,
> >also worn in cold U.S. cities, and a couch is a couch is an IKEA.
> >
> >And it's spelled Centre. OK. Not Center. Centre, because we like to
> >think we're still under British rule. Canada is the second-largest
> >mostly-unoccupied land mass, the first nation to lose hockey and
> >the most insignificant part of North America.
> >
> >My name is James and I want to be an American.
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