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11 total messages Started by Happynet Steering Society Wed, 12 Dec 2012 16:23
TekSavvy
#594
Author: Happynet Steering Society
Date: Wed, 12 Dec 2012 16:23
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Anyone here got an email from TekSavvy?
-- 
a bozo is just an upside-down smile
Re: TekSavvy
#595
Author: Tony
Date: Wed, 12 Dec 2012 19:20
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Duh i got the letter yeah, it said something about Balls To The Wall and
about if i didn't pay up they'd send a couple of enforcers up to CanaDUH
to give me a good working over if i didn't fork over the dough. I send a
letter back telling them i have no money except for my livestock who are
near death frozen with the minus 50 degree below zero temperatures here
in Ottawa-nkerland. I tell them i'm a lowly pig farmer and have never
heard of them or the movie and i don't download anything because my
connection is slower than molasses in January and i'm out 18 hours a day
shoveling snow when i'm not asleep. I told them they could have my 1970
Ford Pinto which the scrap dealers wanted to charge me 50 bucks to haul
away the rust bucket. Well right now i'm hiding in the farthest barn
holding a pitchfork hiding behind bales of hay. I really don't want to
get all of my bones broken because i have no medical plan.

Happynet Steering Society wrote:

> Anyone here got an email from TekSavvy?
> --
> a bozo is just an upside-down smile

--
The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG

Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city

Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know
proper manners

Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first
day on the job for potty mouth,

Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to
help you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily
wiggily all the while pushing the power button repeatedly now take
everything out of your computer except the power supply and *one* stick
of ram. Subscriber asks will that fuckin' work? I guaranDAMtee it. Ok
get the next sucker on the phone.

Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber)

There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE,
which one are you?

Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!

El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)

All hail Chuckcar the CZAR!! Or in F-R-O-Gland Chuckcar laFROG laCZAR,
ChuckZar!!

I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*
fulltime jobs to afford either one of them

I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world
downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a
month

VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat
and out your arse sir?

The only "fix" for the CellPig modem is a sledgehammer.

UBB = User based bullFROGGING

Colonel Debeers refuses to wrestle a black man
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3-o_dPhbGI)

Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man

Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the
A-Holes at DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo. Yeah boo-who.

Updates are for idiots. As long as the thing works there's no reason to
turn
schizophrenic and develop a lifelong complex over such a silly issue.

You don't have to be "stinkbottomed" to post on this newsgroup

Adrian "jackpot" Lewis is a mama's boy!

Jimmy Fricke is good for the game of poker

Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions
beyond the realm of understandability

Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday

This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet
Re: TekSavvy
#596
Author: Hunibal
Date: Wed, 12 Dec 2012 21:21
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"Happynet Steering Society"  wrote in message 
news:b-A9099F.11230812122012@news.mixmin.net...

Anyone here got an email from TekSavvy?
-- 
a bozo is just an upside-down smile


NO!
It is NOT working.

Why? ....

Cheers _ Hunibal _ 
Re: TekSavvy
#597
Author: Tony
Date: Wed, 12 Dec 2012 21:27
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Add @teksavvy.com to the email address in outlook express and click on
apply then ok. If you don't do this your POP3 email will never work ever
again.

Hunibal wrote:

> "Happynet Steering Society"  wrote in message
> news:b-A9099F.11230812122012@news.mixmin.net...
>
> Anyone here got an email from TekSavvy?
> --
> a bozo is just an upside-down smile
>
> NO!
> It is NOT working.
>
> Why? ....
>
> Cheers _ Hunibal _

--
The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG

Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city

Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know
proper manners

Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first
day on the job for potty mouth,

Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to
help you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily
wiggily all the while pushing the power button repeatedly now take
everything out of your computer except the power supply and *one* stick
of ram. Subscriber asks will that fuckin' work? I guaranDAMtee it. Ok
get the next sucker on the phone.

Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber)

There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE,
which one are you?

Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!

El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)

All hail Chuckcar the CZAR!! Or in F-R-O-Gland Chuckcar laFROG laCZAR,
ChuckZar!!

I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*
fulltime jobs to afford either one of them

I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world
downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a
month

VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat
and out your arse sir?

The only "fix" for the CellPig modem is a sledgehammer.

UBB = User based bullFROGGING

Colonel Debeers refuses to wrestle a black man
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3-o_dPhbGI)

Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man

Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the
A-Holes at DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo. Yeah boo-who.

Updates are for idiots. As long as the thing works there's no reason to
turn
schizophrenic and develop a lifelong complex over such a silly issue.

You don't have to be "stinkbottomed" to post on this newsgroup

Adrian "jackpot" Lewis is a mama's boy!

Jimmy Fricke is good for the game of poker

Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions
beyond the realm of understandability

Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday

This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet
Re: TekSavvy
#598
Author: Sid Elbow
Date: Thu, 13 Dec 2012 01:22
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They have changed the logon requirement for email. Instead of just the 
usename you now have to use the full email address.

e.g. instead of "user", you need "user@teksavvy.com"

(plus the appropriate password).



On 12/12/2012 4:21 PM, Hunibal wrote:
> "Happynet Steering Society"  wrote in message
> news:b-A9099F.11230812122012@news.mixmin.net...
>
> Anyone here got an email from TekSavvy?
Re: TekSavvy
#599
Author: Tony
Date: Thu, 13 Dec 2012 06:59
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HEY!! Are you one of those feeble brained fucks who killfiled me?

Sid Elbow wrote:

> They have changed the logon requirement for email. Instead of just the
> usename you now have to use the full email address.
>
> e.g. instead of "user", you need "user@teksavvy.com"
>
> (plus the appropriate password).
>
> On 12/12/2012 4:21 PM, Hunibal wrote:
> > "Happynet Steering Society"  wrote in message
> > news:b-A9099F.11230812122012@news.mixmin.net...
> >
> > Anyone here got an email from TekSavvy?

--
The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG

Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city

Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know
proper manners

Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first
day on the job for potty mouth,

Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to
help you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily wiggily
all the while pushing the power button repeatedly now take everything out
of your computer except the power supply and *one* stick of ram.
Subscriber asks will that fuckin' work? I guaranDAMtee it. Ok get the next
sucker on the phone.

Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber)

There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE,
which one are you?

Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!

El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)

All hail Chuckcar the CZAR!! Or in F-R-O-Gland Chuckcar laFROG laCZAR,
ChuckZar!!

I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*
fulltime jobs to afford either one of them

I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world
downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a
month

VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat
and out your arse sir?

The only "fix" for the CellPig modem is a sledgehammer.

UBB = User based bullFROGGING

Colonel Debeers refuses to wrestle a black man
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3-o_dPhbGI)

Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man

Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the
A-Holes at DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo. Yeah boo-who.

Updates are for idiots. As long as the thing works there's no reason to
turn
schizophrenic and develop a lifelong complex over such a silly issue.

You don't have to be "stinkbottomed" to post on this newsgroup

Adrian "jackpot" Lewis is a mama's boy!

Jimmy Fricke is good for the game of poker

Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions
beyond the realm of understandability

Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday

This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet
Re: TekSavvy
#600
Author: Hunibal
Date: Thu, 13 Dec 2012 16:13
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"Sid Elbow"  wrote in message 
news:50c92dc6$0$35115$c3e8da3$14a0410e@news.astraweb.com...

They have changed the logon requirement for email. Instead of just the
usename you now have to use the full email address.

e.g. instead of "user", you need "user@teksavvy.com"

(plus the appropriate password).


Sid,
Thanx for your help.
We need mere people like you here.

Cheers _ Hunibal _ 
Re: TekSavvy
#601
Author: Sid Elbow
Date: Thu, 13 Dec 2012 18:16
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On 12/13/2012 11:13 AM, Hunibal wrote:

> Sid,
> Thanx for your help.
> We need mere people like you here.
>
> Cheers _ Hunibal _

You're welcome .... I got caught myself yesterday morning.

They did send an email out about a week ago but I read it (or mis-read) 
it as applying only when reading mail on the website ... not for email 
clients using POP etc.

Bet Teksavvy tek support were working hard yesterday :-)
Re: TekSavvy
#602
Author: Tony
Date: Thu, 13 Dec 2012 19:38
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Hey did you download "Balls to the Wall" and get the letter too? I'm
thinking i might send them a letter full of mule shit.

Sid Elbow wrote:

> On 12/13/2012 11:13 AM, Hunibal wrote:
>
> > Sid,
> > Thanx for your help.
> > We need mere people like you here.
> >
> > Cheers _ Hunibal _
>
> You're welcome .... I got caught myself yesterday morning.
>
> They did send an email out about a week ago but I read it (or mis-read)
> it as applying only when reading mail on the website ... not for email
> clients using POP etc.
>
> Bet Teksavvy tek support were working hard yesterday :-)

--
The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG

Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city

Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know proper
manners

Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first
day on the job for potty mouth,

Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to help
you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily wiggily all
the while pushing the power button repeatedly now take everything out of
your computer except the power supply and *one* stick of ram. Subscriber
asks will that fuckin' work? I guaranDAMtee it. Ok get the next sucker on
the phone.

Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber)

There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE, which
one are you?

Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!

El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)

All hail Chuckcar the CZAR!! Or in F-R-O-Gland Chuckcar laFROG laCZAR,
ChuckZar!!

I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*
fulltime jobs to afford either one of them

I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world
downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a
month

VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat
and out your arse sir?

The only "fix" for the CellPig modem is a sledgehammer.

UBB = User based bullFROGGING

Colonel Debeers refuses to wrestle a black man
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3-o_dPhbGI)

Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man

Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the
A-Holes at DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo. Yeah boo-who.

Updates are for idiots. As long as the thing works there's no reason to
turn
schizophrenic and develop a lifelong complex over such a silly issue.

You don't have to be "stinkbottomed" to post on this newsgroup

Adrian "jackpot" Lewis is a mama's boy!

Jimmy Fricke is good for the game of poker

Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions
beyond the realm of understandability

Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday

This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet
Re: TekSavvy
#603
Author: Happynet Steering Society
Date: Thu, 13 Dec 2012 22:38
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In article <50CA2E9E.BC10BCF7@TheDeli.Sandwich>,
 Tony <Tony@TheDeli.Sandwich> wrote:

> Hey did you download "Balls to the Wall" and get the letter too? I'm
> thinking i might send them a letter full of mule shit.

Yeah, Voltage pictures sure make a load of crap. 

Thing is, TekSavvy is an ISP for people who want lots of bandwidth, for 
not much money, and know how to set up their systems with a minimum of 
handholding. The Canpire cocksuckers know that, and they know that 
they'll probably find people who download _anything_, including the 
dogshit movies that they make. And yeah, that includes that fucking 
awful Hurt Locker garbage. That fucking Bigelow bitch should drink  
bleach.
-- 
a bozo is just an upside-down smile
Re: TekSavvy
#604
Author: Tony
Date: Fri, 14 Dec 2012 00:01
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Why is these companies always go after the people least likely to be able
to afford anything? I see the same thing in America they go after the big
fat mama divorcees who don't have a red cent to their name or the college
student who has never had a job and has zilch to pay with. For all we know
Voltage is paying teksavvy under the table to supply the list just like EQ
did with Direct TV.

Happynet Steering Society wrote:

> In article <50CA2E9E.BC10BCF7@TheDeli.Sandwich>,
>  Tony <Tony@TheDeli.Sandwich> wrote:
>
> > Hey did you download "Balls to the Wall" and get the letter too? I'm
> > thinking i might send them a letter full of mule shit.
>
> Yeah, Voltage pictures sure make a load of crap.
>
> Thing is, TekSavvy is an ISP for people who want lots of bandwidth, for
> not much money, and know how to set up their systems with a minimum of
> handholding. The Canpire cocksuckers know that, and they know that
> they'll probably find people who download _anything_, including the
> dogshit movies that they make. And yeah, that includes that fucking
> awful Hurt Locker garbage. That fucking Bigelow bitch should drink
> bleach.
> --
> a bozo is just an upside-down smile

--
The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG

Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city

Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know proper
manners

Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first
day on the job for potty mouth,

Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to help
you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily wiggily all
the while pushing the power button repeatedly now take everything out of
your computer except the power supply and *one* stick of ram. Subscriber
asks will that fuckin' work? I guaranDAMtee it. Ok get the next sucker on
the phone.

Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber)

There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE, which
one are you?

Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!

El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)

All hail Chuckcar the CZAR!! Or in F-R-O-Gland Chuckcar laFROG laCZAR,
ChuckZar!!

I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*
fulltime jobs to afford either one of them

I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world
downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a
month

VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat
and out your arse sir?

The only "fix" for the CellPig modem is a sledgehammer.

UBB = User based bullFROGGING

Colonel Debeers refuses to wrestle a black man
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3-o_dPhbGI)

Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man

Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the
A-Holes at DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo. Yeah boo-who.

Updates are for idiots. As long as the thing works there's no reason to
turn
schizophrenic and develop a lifelong complex over such a silly issue.

You don't have to be "stinkbottomed" to post on this newsgroup

Adrian "jackpot" Lewis is a mama's boy!

Jimmy Fricke is good for the game of poker

Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions
beyond the realm of understandability

Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday

This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet
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