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Started by Tony
Wed, 27 Feb 2013 16:51
Fourteen feet of snow today in Ottawa-nker land
Author: Tony
Date: Wed, 27 Feb 2013 16:51
Date: Wed, 27 Feb 2013 16:51
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I've been shoveling the fuckin' shit since 5 in the morning and ain't even dammed near finished. I'm taking an hour break for lunch before i get back out there again. Fuck i hate Ottawankerland!! -- The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know proper manners Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first day on the job for potty mouth, Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to help you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily wiggily all the while pushing the power button repeatedly now take everything out of your computer except the power supply and *one* stick of ram. Subscriber asks will that fuckin' work? I guaranDAMtee it. Ok get the next sucker on the phone. Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber) There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE, which one are you? Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake! El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!) All hail Chuckcar the CZAR!! Or in F-R-O-Gland Chuckcar laFROG laCZAR, ChuckZar!! I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three* fulltime jobs to afford either one of them I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a month VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat and out your arse sir? The only "fix" for the CellPig modem is a sledgehammer. UBB = User based bullFROGGING Colonel Debeers refuses to wrestle a black man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3-o_dPhbGI) Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the A-Holes at DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo. Yeah boo-who. Updates are for idiots. As long as the thing works there's no reason to turn schizophrenic and develop a lifelong complex over such a silly issue. You don't have to be "stinkbottomed" to post on this newsgroup Adrian "jackpot" Lewis is a mama's boy! Jimmy Fricke is good for the game of poker Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions beyond the realm of understandability Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet
Re: Fourteen feet of snow today in Ottawa-nker land
Author: Usenet Account
Date: Wed, 27 Feb 2013 16:53
Date: Wed, 27 Feb 2013 16:53
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On 27/02/2013 11:51 AM, Tony wrote: > > I've been shoveling the fuckin' shit since 5 in the morning and ain't > even dammed near finished. I'm taking an hour break for lunch before i > get back out there again. Fuck i hate Ottawankerland!! > You weren't sentenced by a court to live there. Or do you have a anklet compelling you to stay in the NCR? When you're done my mother-in-law's 200' driveway needs to be shoveled, and we all know that you are an expert on shoveling it! -- This space intentionally left blank.
Re: Fourteen feet of snow today in Ottawa-nker land
Author: Tony
Date: Wed, 27 Feb 2013 16:58
Date: Wed, 27 Feb 2013 16:58
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Someone has to feed the pigs their slop. Too bad winter lasts ten months of the year here. Usenet Account wrote: > On 27/02/2013 11:51 AM, Tony wrote: > > > > I've been shoveling the fuckin' shit since 5 in the morning and ain't > > even dammed near finished. I'm taking an hour break for lunch before i > > get back out there again. Fuck i hate Ottawankerland!! > > > > You weren't sentenced by a court to live there. Or do you have a anklet > compelling you to stay in the NCR? When you're done my mother-in-law's > 200' driveway needs to be shoveled, and we all know that you are an > expert on shoveling it! > > -- > This space intentionally left blank. -- The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know proper manners Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first day on the job for potty mouth, Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to help you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily wiggily all the while pushing the power button repeatedly now take everything out of your computer except the power supply and *one* stick of ram. Subscriber asks will that fuckin' work? I guaranDAMtee it. Ok get the next sucker on the phone. Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber) There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE, which one are you? Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake! El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!) All hail Chuckcar the CZAR!! Or in F-R-O-Gland Chuckcar laFROG laCZAR, ChuckZar!! I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three* fulltime jobs to afford either one of them I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a month VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat and out your arse sir? The only "fix" for the CellPig modem is a sledgehammer. UBB = User based bullFROGGING Colonel Debeers refuses to wrestle a black man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3-o_dPhbGI) Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the A-Holes at DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo. Yeah boo-who. Updates are for idiots. As long as the thing works there's no reason to turn schizophrenic and develop a lifelong complex over such a silly issue. You don't have to be "stinkbottomed" to post on this newsgroup Adrian "jackpot" Lewis is a mama's boy! Jimmy Fricke is good for the game of poker Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions beyond the realm of understandability Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet
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