Colonoscopy

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3 total messages Started by Mark Anderson Mon, 23 Jan 2012 05:27

#372

Author: Mark Anderson
Date: Mon, 23 Jan 2012 05:27

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So I have what I think is 670AM on after listening to the football games 
on the radio.  Right now they're talking about colonoscopies and it 
sounds like an ad for the colonoscopy industry.  

Anyway, the guy says that getting a colonoscopy can save your life.  No 
it can't.  Nothing can save your life because everyone will die 
eventually.  A colonoscopy might be able to extend your life.  After 
letting a bunch of minutes of this segment enter my brain I need to take 
a shower.  What kind of people listen to this?!

Re: Colonoscopy

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Author: Michele
Date: Mon, 23 Jan 2012 05:40

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On 1/22/2012 11:27 PM, Mark Anderson wrote:
> So I have what I think is 670AM on after listening to the football games
> on the radio.  Right now they're talking about colonoscopies and it
> sounds like an ad for the colonoscopy industry.
>
> Anyway, the guy says that getting a colonoscopy can save your life.  No
> it can't.  Nothing can save your life because everyone will die
> eventually.  A colonoscopy might be able to extend your life.  After
> letting a bunch of minutes of this segment enter my brain I need to take
> a shower.  What kind of people listen to this?!
>
>

Er.

Polyps in the colon can turn into cancer.  The colonoscopy procedure 
finds the polyps and removes them to minimize the risk of cancer.

Preventative maintenance is a good thing in this situation.  I just lost 
an uncle to lung cancer because he ignored his symptoms.

Cancer is nothing to fuck around with.

Re: Colonoscopy

#374

Author: Adam H. Kerman
Date: Mon, 23 Jan 2012 14:22

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Michele  <really@areyoukiddingme.net> wrote:
>On 1/22/2012 11:27 PM, Mark Anderson wrote:

>>So I have what I think is 670AM on after listening to the football games
>>on the radio.  Right now they're talking about colonoscopies and it
>>sounds like an ad for the colonoscopy industry.

>>Anyway, the guy says that getting a colonoscopy can save your life.  No
>>it can't.  Nothing can save your life because everyone will die
>>eventually.  A colonoscopy might be able to extend your life.  After
>>letting a bunch of minutes of this segment enter my brain I need to take
>>a shower.  What kind of people listen to this?!

>Er.

>Polyps in the colon can turn into cancer.  The colonoscopy procedure 
>finds the polyps and removes them to minimize the risk of cancer.

>Preventative maintenance is a good thing in this situation.  I just lost 
>an uncle to lung cancer because he ignored his symptoms.

>Cancer is nothing to fuck around with.

Preventative maintenance... hahahahahahaha

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