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Sat, 01 Apr 2000 00:00
Harding Castrates Courthouse Deputy
Author: Candy-Colored Clown
Date: Sat, 01 Apr 2000 00:00
Date: Sat, 01 Apr 2000 00:00
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Harding Castrates Courthouse Deputy C A M A S, Wash., March 30 - A violently out-of-control Tonya Harding went on a rampage early Thursday, severing the testicles of a Camas Courthouse guard after pleading innocent to a February domestic assault charge for allegedly beating her boyfriend. "She just went berserk, doing all kinds of fancy windmill kicks, foaming at the mouth and growling," said court clerk, Wilma Fredericks. "Then she pulls a nail file out of her ass and started slicing at one of our guards." The guard, 29-year-old Steven Sachs, was reported in serious condition after being airlifted to Seattle's Mercy Hospital. Details of the assault remain under investigation. Judge Randal Fritzler had just released Harding after she entered her innocent plea for throwing a hubcap from her garage at 28-year-old live-in boyfriend, Darren Silver, when she emitted an ear-piercing yelp and lunged at Sachs. After undergoing psychiatric observation at a local hospital, Harding is expected to return to court Monday to face charges of attempted murder. -- We live in <<<CANDY-COLORED TIMES>>> Check out the latest edition!-- http://www.members.home.net/breitt/current ~~~A CANDY-COLORED CLOWN THEY CALL THE SANDMAN~~~ www.geocities.com/soho/lofts/8639
Re: Harding Castrates Courthouse Deputy
Author: Stagger Lee
Date: Sat, 01 Apr 2000 00:00
Date: Sat, 01 Apr 2000 00:00
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> We live in <<<CANDY-COLORED TIMES>>> > Check out the latest edition!-- http://www.members.home.net/breitt/current > > ~~~A CANDY-COLORED CLOWN THEY CALL THE SANDMAN~~~ > www.geocities.com/soho/lofts/8639 > Hi CCC, Don't be a strangler. Drop in more often, and hang around.
Re: Harding Castrates Courthouse Deputy
Author: Candy-Colored Clown
Date: Sat, 01 Apr 2000 00:00
Date: Sat, 01 Apr 2000 00:00
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"Stagger Lee" <nolaman@bellsouth.net> wrote in message news:38E5A7ED.7B270AFC@bellsouth.net... > > We live in <<<CANDY-COLORED TIMES>>> > > Check out the latest edition!-- http://www.members.home.net/breitt/current > > > > ~~~A CANDY-COLORED CLOWN THEY CALL THE SANDMAN~~~ > > www.geocities.com/soho/lofts/8639 > > > Hi CCC, > Don't be a strangler. Drop in more often, and hang around. Thanx... Haven't been a strangler, but I AM willing to learn. Actually, I suspect it's the calm before the storm. Good to be back.
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