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In article <yots+-2108961143560001@gr1063samac.acs.ohio-state.edu>,
Chris <yots+@osu.edu> wrote:
>I am wondering if there are any people who would be interested
>in helping out a young college student.  I am not rich or poor.  My 
>parents pay for school with the money they have saved for a long
>time.  I would like to get a Jeep.  They think that they are not 
>good vehilces to get and don't want anything to do with helping
>me get one.  That is why I am asking you.  I have a job working on 
>campus. It's not the best paying job but I have some income.  It pays
>for the smaller bills and what not.  I am asking that people maybe
>give up something for one day, and donate it to my dream of getting
>a Jeep. 

	[...]

Hmmm...Not to be a parent here...But who will pay your insurance on it?  
And gas?  (They get about 15-20 MPG.)  And maintenance, parking sticker?

You need a reality check.  Why would you think that anyone would be 
willing to give a complete stranger cash?  You have 3 options:

	- get a better paying job	
	- forget the Jeep altogether
	- wait 5 years until you graduate and buy one on your own

If you really are in need of a car, get something practical...I'm afraid 
that I have to agree with your parents...

PS:  If anyone wants to donate cash for an SGI Challenge XL...  :-)

Matthew D. Lammers, OSU Class of 1995
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Matthew D. Lammers (lammers@zeus.netset.com) wrote:
: In article <yots+-2108961143560001@gr1063samac.acs.ohio-state.edu>,
: Chris <yots+@osu.edu> wrote:
: >I am wondering if there are any people who would be interested
: >in helping out a young college student.  I am not rich or poor.  My 
: >parents pay for school with the money they have saved for a long
: >time.  I would like to get a Jeep.  They think that they are not 
: >good vehilces to get and don't want anything to do with helping
: >me get one.  That is why I am asking you.  I have a job working on 
: >campus. It's not the best paying job but I have some income.  It pays
: >for the smaller bills and what not.  I am asking that people maybe
: >give up something for one day, and donate it to my dream of getting
: >a Jeep. 

: If you really are in need of a car, get something practical...I'm afraid 
: that I have to agree with your parents...

I concur.

: PS:  If anyone wants to donate cash for an SGI Challenge XL...  :-)

;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)
;-)									;-)
;-) Well shoot!  If this is an effective way to raise funds ... I'm a   ;-)
;-) programmer in between projects, and I would certianly be willing to ;-)
;-) take donations for a Cray.                                          ;-)
;-) 									;-)
;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)

pjm

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Paul J. Mech                 |
paul@coil.com  ... or ...    |           ;-) for the humor impaired.
pmech@freenet.columbus.oh.us |
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yots+@osu.edu (Chris) wrote:

>I am wondering if there are any people who would be interested
>in helping out a young college student.  I am not rich or poor.  My 
>parents pay for school with the money they have saved for a long
>time.  I would like to get a Jeep.  They think that they are not 
>good vehilces to get and don't want anything to do with helping
>me get one.  That is why I am asking you.  I have a job working on 
>campus. It's not the best paying job but I have some income.  It pays
>for the smaller bills and what not.  I am asking that people maybe
>give up something for one day, and donate it to my dream of getting
>a Jeep.  I know I need self discipline and so forth but I am am saving
>on my own and will probably be able to get one in 4 years.  I don't want
>to wait that long.  I do my school work and everything I am supposed
>to do.  It's just hard to save a lot of money and a little at a time, all 
>adds up fast.  I will personally thank each and evey person who helps
>me out and when I get a Jeep, I will send you a picture showing what
>you helped me achieve.  I appreciate any help at all and please mail me
>for my adress and any questions.

I'm afraid you've given us far too much information to think about. If
you want someone to give you money for nothing, the last thing you
want them doing is thinking. The most successful scam of this kind was
perpetrated through a classified ad in a large number of US
newspapers, some time in the 1940s, I believe. The ad read: 'Last
chance to send ten dollars to...' followed by an address.

Then again, this might very well belong in alt.folklore.urban...

Anyway, what on earth do you need a Jeep for?

John Hudson, Type Director and cyclist

Tiro TypeWorks
Vancouver, BC
tiro@portal.ca
http://www.portal.ca/~tiro

Chris (yots+@osu.edu) wrote:

: Chris Banyots
: yots+@osu.edu

Something for nothing?  No.  Want a job.  $8 an hour, I'll make a very 
good effort at scheduling around your classes.  Reliability a must.

IMHO, much MUCH better than begging for handouts.

Pete
--

yots+@osu.edu (Chris) wrote:

>I am wondering if there are any people who would be interested
>in helping out a young college student.  I am not rich or poor.  My 
>parents pay for school with the money they have saved for a long
>time.  I would like to get a Jeep.  They think that they are not 
>good vehilces to get and don't want anything to do with helping
>me get one.  That is why I am asking you.  I have a job working on 
>campus. It's not the best paying job but I have some income.  It pays

You really, absolutely must be kidding. I have to pay for my own car.
Get a life! The transit system in Columbus can't be that bad.

>yots+@osu.edu (Chris) wrote:
>
>>I am wondering if there are any people who would be interested

Great spamm!

In article <yots+-2108961143560001@gr1063samac.acs.ohio-state.edu>,
yots+@osu.edu (Chris) wrote:

>I am wondering if there are any people who would be interested
>in helping out a young college student.  I am not rich or poor.  My 
>parents pay for school with the money they have saved for a long
>time.  I would like to get a Jeep.

This has nothing to do with Eudora, so don't spam this group. Maybe there
is a newsgroup for sad requests for money for useless items.

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                         ambrosia@mail.telepac.pt

In article <yots+-2108961143560001@gr1063samac.acs.ohio-state.edu>,
Chris <yots+@osu.edu> wrote:
>I am wondering if there are any people who would be interested
>in helping out a young college student.  I am not rich or poor.  My 
>parents pay for school with the money they have saved for a long
>time.  I would like to get a Jeep.

Sure, that sounds reasonable.  And I'd like to be among the first
to make a donation to your cause.

In fact, I think a rather sizable donation could be arranged.

So if you would simply send me a $10 bill to cover the cost of
insured, registered mail so I can send you the cash, I'll go ahead
and be among your first contributors.

:^)
-- 
Art Kamlet   Columbus, Ohio    kamlet@infinet.com  

In article <4vjcnd$5ok@user2.infinet.com> Art Kamlet wrote:
>
>So if you would simply send me a $10 bill to cover the cost of
>insured, registered mail so I can send you the cash, I'll go ahead
>and be among your first contributors.
>

Hehehe!  Yeah!  I'll help then as well.  Forget my first message
where I was lecturing you.

(Also note the redirect into the more appropriate groups...This need not 
be in groups about Eudora.)

-Matt.
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Steve Sobol (sjsobol@nstc.com) wrote:
: yots+@osu.edu (Chris) wrote:

 <<<< original post deleted - you've seen it enough by now>>>>

: You really, absolutely must be kidding. I have to pay for my own car.
: Get a life! The transit system in Columbus can't be that bad.

I was chuckling through the comments with no thoughts of replying until
I saw this reply.  So part of my reply is to Steve and the rest to Chris.
I hope you can sort it out.

Wellll, the  tranisit system in Columbus is not really all that good, either;
but their is good transportation to OSU (which is north of downtown Columbus).
The problem is that if you are not north of the campus, you have to get
to downtown Columbus to get a bus there.  

BUT, what the hey?? It was good enough for me.  I spent almost four years
in all kinds of weather going from my east side home to downtown (only to 
often just miss my N. High Street bus) and transferring to the High 
Street bus to go to campus.  Of course, if the class is on the west
campus (which started when I was there) you then have to use the OSU
transit system - which is now much improved.

Actually, west campus did not start when I was there, but regular classes
began to be held there then.  Previously (and still) this is mainly the 
agriculture and animal husbandry domain.

Yes, my friend, I emphathize with you, but not much.  What really scares
me is that there is some poor sucker who is going to read this and 
really send you some money.

Then, once you get your Jeep or car, you'll only complain about the 
deplorable parking situation at the stadium or west parking lots.
Yeh!  I've been there - done that!  In fact, I still work in the 
University area.

			Peace Bro'
                           Larry
-- 
      THE BEST PREPARATION FOR TOMORROW IS THE RIGHT USE OF TODAY
                     laclark@freenet.columbus.oh.us

yots+@osu.edu (Chris) wrote:

>I am wondering if there are any people who would be interested
>in helping out a young college student.  I am not rich or poor.  My 
>parents pay for school with the money they have saved for a long
>time.  I would like to get a Jeep.  They think that they are not 
>good vehilces to get and don't want anything to do with helping
>me get one.  That is why I am asking you.  I have a job working on 
>campus. It's not the best paying job but I have some income.  It pays
>for the smaller bills and what not.  I am asking that people maybe
>give up something for one day, and donate it to my dream of getting
>a Jeep.  I know I need self discipline and so forth but I am am saving
>on my own and will probably be able to get one in 4 years.  I don't want
>to wait that long.  I do my school work and everything I am supposed
>to do.  It's just hard to save a lot of money and a little at a time, all 
>adds up fast.  I will personally thank each and evey person who helps
>me out and when I get a Jeep, I will send you a picture showing what
>you helped me achieve.  I appreciate any help at all and please mail me
>for my adress and any questions.

This has got to be one of the funniest posts ever! Hey, umm...I'd like
a Mustang too. So if you want to make a donation to me too, that'd be
nice!

---
Dan Plato
plato@en.com
http://www.en.com/users/plato/ska
skankin' ska page - "pick it up"

Listen buddy,

I supported myself through school, working 40 hours a week and going to 
school 3/4 time and sure, it took a little over 5 years but what the 
hell? I didn't want to be in debt to anyone. And besides, my tuition was 
higher than yours at OSU. I had plenty of crappy jobs, and I couldn't 
afford luxuries like a fancy fucking car, but christ almight, get a grip kid.

a jeep? they're deathtraps. I don't blame your parents. now get a goddamn 
job and stop leeching off the rest of us. There are a LOT of people out 
there who need the money more than you do - homeless people, mothers and 
kids on welfare, the disabled - and I'm far more inclined to give my 
money to those who need it than some whiny kid.

Joshua

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: In article <yots+-2108961143560001@gr1063samac.acs.ohio-state.edu>,
: Chris <yots+@osu.edu> wrote:
: >I am wondering if there are any people who would be interested
: >in helping out a young college student.  I am not rich or poor.  My 
: >parents pay for school with the money they have saved for a long
: >time.  I would like to get a Jeep.  They think that they are not 
: >good vehilces to get and don't want anything to do with helping
: >me get one.  That is why I am asking you.  I have a job working on 
: >campus. It's not the best paying job but I have some income.  It pays
: >for the smaller bills and what not.  I am asking that people maybe
: >give up something for one day, and donate it to my dream of getting
: >a Jeep. 

: 	[...]

: Hmmm...Not to be a parent here...But who will pay your insurance on it?  
: And gas?  (They get about 15-20 MPG.)  And maintenance, parking sticker?

: You need a reality check.  Why would you think that anyone would be 
: willing to give a complete stranger cash?  You have 3 options:

: 	- get a better paying job	
: 	- forget the Jeep altogether
: 	- wait 5 years until you graduate and buy one on your own

: If you really are in need of a car, get something practical...I'm afraid 
: that I have to agree with your parents...

: PS:  If anyone wants to donate cash for an SGI Challenge XL...  :-)

: Matthew D. Lammers, OSU Class of 1995
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In article <yots+-2108961143560001@gr1063samac.acs.ohio-state.edu>,
yots+@osu.edu (Chris) wrote:

> I am wondering if there are any people who would be interested
> in helping out a young college student.  I am not rich or poor.  My 
> parents pay for school with the money they have saved for a long
> time.  I would like to get a Jeep.  They think that they are not 
> good vehilces to get and don't want anything to do with helping
> me get one.  That is why I am asking you.  I have a job working on 
> campus. It's not the best paying job but I have some income.  It pays
> for the smaller bills and what not.  I am asking that people maybe
> give up something for one day, and donate it to my dream of getting
> a Jeep.  I know I need self discipline and so forth but I am am saving
> on my own and will probably be able to get one in 4 years.  I don't want
> to wait that long.  I do my school work and everything I am supposed
> to do.  It's just hard to save a lot of money and a little at a time, all 
> adds up fast.  I will personally thank each and evey person who helps
> me out and when I get a Jeep, I will send you a picture showing what
> you helped me achieve.  I appreciate any help at all and please mail me
> for my adress and any questions.
> 
> 
> Chris Banyots
> yots+@osu.edu
   
Dear Spoiled Rotten Child: We have a Suzuki Sidekick. It is great fun.
When the weather is nice we ride around with the top back. It reminds us
of our winter vacation on St. John USVI. Here is how you do it. Work your
fanny off for 28 years and do without so you can raise two kids and pay
for their college. After you have done all this, you can finally get
something for yourself. Let us know how things turn out in 28 years.

-- 
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Dave & Becky Myers    limin--a caribbean word meaning relaxing, 
limin@bright.net      ho-humming it on the beach. One of our favorite    
                      things to do on St. John, USVI 
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limin@bright.net wrote:
> 
> In article <yots+-2108961143560001@gr1063samac.acs.ohio-state.edu>,
> yots+@osu.edu (Chris) wrote:
> 
> > I am wondering if there are any people who would be interested
> > in helping out a young college student.  I am not rich or poor.  My
> > parents pay for school with the money they have saved for a long
> > time.  I would like to get a Jeep.  They think that they are not
> > good vehilces to get and don't want anything to do with helping
> > me get one.  That is why I am asking you.  I have a job working on
> > campus. It's not the best paying job but I have some income.  It pays
> > for the smaller bills and what not.  I am asking that people maybe
> > give up something for one day, and donate it to my dream of getting
> > a Jeep.  I know I need self discipline and so forth but I am am saving
> > on my own and will probably be able to get one in 4 years.  I don't want
> > to wait that long.  I do my school work and everything I am supposed
> > to do.  It's just hard to save a lot of money and a little at a time, all
> > adds up fast.  I will personally thank each and evey person who helps
> > me out and when I get a Jeep, I will send you a picture showing what
> > you helped me achieve.  I appreciate any help at all and please mail me
> > for my adress and any questions.
> >
> >
> > Chris Banyots
> > yots+@osu.edu
> 
> Dear Spoiled Rotten Child: We have a Suzuki Sidekick. It is great fun.
> When the weather is nice we ride around with the top back. It reminds us
> of our winter vacation on St. John USVI. Here is how you do it. Work your
> fanny off for 28 years and do without so you can raise two kids and pay
> for their college. After you have done all this, you can finally get
> something for yourself. Let us know how things turn out in 28 years.
> 
> --
> *&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&
> Dave & Becky Myers    limin--a caribbean word meaning relaxing,
> limin@bright.net      ho-humming it on the beach. One of our favorite
>                       things to do on St. John, USVI
> *&*&*&*&**&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&**&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&**&*&

Grow up, Chris,
    Get a job (sorry to offend you by using such an obscene word "job").

After that, die.  You're wasting good air.

limin@bright.net wrote:
> 
> In article <yots+-2108961143560001@gr1063samac.acs.ohio-state.edu>,
> yots+@osu.edu (Chris) wrote:
> 
> > I am wondering if there are any people who would be interested
> > in helping out a young college student.  I am not rich or poor.  My
> > parents pay for school with the money they have saved for a long
> > time.  I would like to get a Jeep.  They think that they are not
> > good vehilces to get and don't want anything to do with helping
> > me get one.  That is why I am asking you.  I have a job working on
> > campus. It's not the best paying job but I have some income.  It pays
> > for the smaller bills and what not.  I am asking that people maybe
> > give up something for one day, and donate it to my dream of getting
> > a Jeep.  I know I need self discipline and so forth but I am am saving
> > on my own and will probably be able to get one in 4 years.  I don't want
> > to wait that long.  I do my school work and everything I am supposed
> > to do.  It's just hard to save a lot of money and a little at a time, all
> > adds up fast.  I will personally thank each and evey person who helps
> > me out and when I get a Jeep, I will send you a picture showing what
> > you helped me achieve.  I appreciate any help at all and please mail me
> > for my adress and any questions.
> >
> >
> > Chris Banyots
> > yots+@osu.edu
> 
> Dear Spoiled Rotten Child: We have a Suzuki Sidekick. It is great fun.
> When the weather is nice we ride around with the top back. It reminds us
> of our winter vacation on St. John USVI. Here is how you do it. Work your
> fanny off for 28 years and do without so you can raise two kids and pay
> for their college. After you have done all this, you can finally get
> something for yourself. Let us know how things turn out in 28 years.
> 
> --
> *&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&
> Dave & Becky Myers    limin--a caribbean word meaning relaxing,
> limin@bright.net      ho-humming it on the beach. One of our favorite
>                       things to do on St. John, USVI
> *&*&*&*&**&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&**&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&**&*&

Dear piece of shit,
    Fuck you.  

Love,

    Working student

limin@bright.net wrote:
> 
> In article <yots+-2108961143560001@gr1063samac.acs.ohio-state.edu>,
> yots+@osu.edu (Chris) wrote:
> 
> > I am wondering if there are any people who would be interested
> > in helping out a young college student.  I am not rich or poor.  My
> > parents pay for school with the money they have saved for a long
> > time.  I would like to get a Jeep.  They think that they are not
> > good vehilces to get and don't want anything to do with helping
> > me get one.  That is why I am asking you.  I have a job working on
> > campus. It's not the best paying job but I have some income.  It pays
> > for the smaller bills and what not.  I am asking that people maybe
> > give up something for one day, and donate it to my dream of getting
> > a Jeep.  I know I need self discipline and so forth but I am am saving
> > on my own and will probably be able to get one in 4 years.  I don't want
> > to wait that long.  I do my school work and everything I am supposed
> > to do.  It's just hard to save a lot of money and a little at a time, all
> > adds up fast.  I will personally thank each and evey person who helps
> > me out and when I get a Jeep, I will send you a picture showing what
> > you helped me achieve.  I appreciate any help at all and please mail me
> > for my adress and any questions.
> >
> >
> > Chris Banyots
> > yots+@osu.edu
> 
> Dear Spoiled Rotten Child: We have a Suzuki Sidekick. It is great fun.
> When the weather is nice we ride around with the top back. It reminds us
> of our winter vacation on St. John USVI. Here is how you do it. Work your
> fanny off for 28 years and do without so you can raise two kids and pay
> for their college. After you have done all this, you can finally get
> something for yourself. Let us know how things turn out in 28 years.
> 
> --
> *&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&
> Dave & Becky Myers    limin--a caribbean word meaning relaxing,
> limin@bright.net      ho-humming it on the beach. One of our favorite
>                       things to do on St. John, USVI
> *&*&*&*&**&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&**&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&*&**&*&

Dear Chris Banyots,
    If you're over 12, then you're nothing but a suck.  If you're under 
12 then you're nothing but a child suck.  Tell mommy to get off welfare 
and WORK!

    Piss head.  Take it to the ghetto.

oh god won't you buy me a mercedes benz... 
====================================================
Mario Pulver aka triple
e-mail: mpulver@psych.ut.ee
homepage: http://members.tripod.com/~triple

Repost (since it's still really really relevant :)
I think Chris must be learning how to be a *real* pita 

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From: awhitfie@postbox.acs.ohio-state.edu (Alice Whitfield)
Subject: Re: Asking for donations please
Date: Wed, 21 Aug 1996 23:06:03 GMT
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In article <yots+-2108961154170001@gr1063samac.acs.ohio-state.edu> yots+@osu.edu
(Chris) writes:
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>From: yots+@osu.edu (Chris)
>Newsgroups: rec.crafts.misc
>Subject: Asking for donations please
>Date: Wed, 21 Aug 1996 11:54:17 -0500
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>I am wondering if there are any people who would be interested
>in helping out a young college student.

<<babble-babble, whimper-whine-snuffle, blatant emotional appeal deleted>>

>Chris Banyots
>yots+@osu.edu


Hey, lil fella!

What're you gonna do with the Escort?  I'll take it, since with the vast
number of huge donations you're bound to receive, you surely wouldn't
want to *sell* it...  you see, I believe that I, too, am a deserving person
who shouldn't have to wait for stuff like other mere mortals do...

Oh, say hi to your folks for me while you're at it...

Alice Whitfield

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Subject:      Bike Rack Wanted
From:         yots+@osu.edu (Chris Banyots)
Date:         1996/07/19
Message-Id:   <yots+-1907961015310001@gr1063samac.acs.ohio-state.edu>
Organization: OSU
Newsgroups:   oh.forsale,osu.for-Sale,osu.general,cle.forsale,cmh.forsale


I am starting to mountain bike more and am in desire for a bike rack to 
put on top of my ford escort.  I would like it to be the kind that one does
not have to take off the front wheel.  I am open to all offers and prices
and all that stuff.  If you have one and would like to get rid of it, feel
free to mail me.  

Chris

yots+@osu.edu

In article <yots+-2108961143560001@gr1063samac.acs.ohio-state.edu>,
yots+@osu.edu (Chris) wrote:

> I am wondering if there are any people who would be interested in
> helping out a young work camp prisoner.  I am not rich or poor.  My 
> running-dog tools of the imperialist West pay for cigarettes with the
> money they have saved for a long time.  I would like to get a rickshaw.
> They think that they are not  good vehilces to get and don't want
> anything to do with helping me get one.  That is why I am asking you. 
> I have a sentence working on forced-labor rice fields. It's not the
> best paying sentence but I have some punk experience.  It pays for the
> smaller bills and what not.  I am asking that people maybe give up
> something for one day, and donate it to my dream of getting a rickshaw.
> I know I need self discipline and so forth but I am am saving on my
> own and will probably be able to get one in 4 years.  I don't want to
> wait that long.  I do my punk work and everything I am supposed to do. 
> It's just hard to save a lot of money and a little at a time, all adds
> up fast.  I will personally thank each and evey person who helps me out
> and when I get a rickshaw, I will send you a picture showing what you
> helped me achieve.  I appreciate any help at all and please mail me for
> my address and any questions.
> 
> 
> Chris Banyots yots+@osu.edu
> Prisoner 193203

Sounds fair enough to me.