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conjugate6pourcent@163.com wrote:
> Cher(e) ami(e),
> 
> Je vais vous raconter un syst�me de conjugaison mieux que le
> Bescherelle. Veuillez arr�ter de lire de plus si vous n'avez rien
> d'int�r�t d'apprendre de quelque chose sur le fran�ais, et je
> vous demande pardon de vous d�ranger.
> 
> Cordialement,
> 
> jmp
> 
> 
> Jusqu'aujourd'hui, tous les apprentis du fran�ais dans le monde
> enti�re utilisent le Bescherelle (comme � La conjugaison pour tous
> �) pour apprendre la conjugaison fran�aise. Mais le syst�me
> introduit par le site www.sixpourcent.com - � Le 6% � - peut nous
> aider mieux que le Bescherelle peut le faire.
> 
> Selon � Le 6% �, pour conjuguer un verbe fran�ais, nous devons
> apprendre au plus 6 formes d'entre toutes ses formes (environ 100),
> car toutes les autres formes de ce verbe peuvent se d�river de ces 6
> formes. Et ces 6 formes sont comme suit -
> 
> 1.	la forme pour � je � � l'indicatif pr�sent
> 2.	la forme pour � ils � � l'indicatif pr�sent
> 3.	la forme pour � nous � � l'indicatif pr�sent
> 4.	la forme pour � je � au futur simple
> 5.	la forme pour � je � au pass� simple
> 6.	la forme pour le pass� participe
> 
> Vous pouvez voir bien que ces 6 formes d'un verbe sont 6% de toutes
> les formes de ce verbe. Donc ce syst�me est appel� � Le 6% �
> (www.sixpourcent.com ).
> 
> Cette id�e va, naturellement, � un nouveau genre de tableau de
> conjugaison - exemple : le tableau de conjugaion du 6% pour le verbe
> prendre (veuillez voir www.sixpourcent.com/francais-509---verbe-53.gif
> pour plus de details). C'est le nouveau syst�me verbal de la langue
> fran�aise. Les b�n�fices majeurs pourvus de ce nouveau syst�me de
> conjugaison sont comme suit :
> 
> -	Les modes l'imp�ratif, le conditionnel, et le subjonctif
> fonctionnent comme � un reflet sur l'eau � du mode l'indicatif
> (sans blague) - veuillez voir www.sixpourcent.com/f306.htm pour plus de
> d�tails ;
> -	Il y a une correspondance serr�e entre les structures des formes
> verbales et les temps - veuillez voir www.sixpourcent.com/f307.htm
> pour plus de d�tails) ;
> -	Il y a une correspondance serr�e entre les structures des formes
> verbales et les personnes de sujet - veuillez voir
> www.sixpourcent.com/f309.htm pour plus de d�tails).
> 
> Selon ces d�couvertes acad�miques ci-dessus, on voit bien que le
> fran�ais reconstruit le monde par sa conjugaison.
> 
> Et pour la conjugaison de tous les verbes fran�ais (environ 10 000),
> nous devons seulement apprendre la conjugaison de 72 verbes, car la
> conjugaison de tous les autres verbes peut se d�river de la
> conjugaison de ces 72 verbes. Donc l'art ou la science de la
> conjugaison fran�aise est seulement un jeu math�matique (veuillez
> voir www.sixpourcent.com/f401.htm pour plus de details) :
> 
> -	6% : pour la conjugaision d'un verbe, nous devons seulement
> apprendre ces 6 formes ;
> -	72 : pour la conjugaison de tous les verbes, nous devons seulement
> apprendre 72 verbes mod�les ;
> -	432 : ce sont toutes les formes que nous devons apprendre pour
> ma�triser la conjugaison de tous les verbes fran�ais. 432 = 6 x 72,
> et �a suffit pour toutes les formes de tous les verbes (environ 100 x
> 10 000 = 1 000 000). Toute l'histoire de la conjugaison fran�aise,
> c'est seulement  � 432 � mots, rien de plus.
> 
> Selon ces d�couvertes acad�miques ci-dessus, on voit bien que tous
> les verbes fran�ais sont r�guliers, m�me pour les trois verbes
> avoir, �tre, et aller, c'est-�-dire il n'y a pas de verbes
> irr�guliers en fran�ais (sans blague).
> 
> ***
> 
> C'est un syst�me de conjugaison qui est mieux que le Bescherelle,
> n'est-ce pas ?
> 

T'es un spammer, n'est-ce pas?

Je me suis plaint a ton ISP, couillon.

Nicolas

"NashtOn" <nana@na.ca> wrote in message 
news:2PyUe.87880$Ph4.2788382@ursa-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca...
>>
>> C'est un syst�me de conjugaison qui est mieux que le Bescherelle,
>> n'est-ce pas ?
>>
>
> T'es un spammer, n'est-ce pas?
>
> Je me suis plaint a ton ISP, couillon.
>
> Nicolas

Et merci a toi pour r�p�ter tout le message original.

Grackle wrote:
> "NashtOn" <nana@na.ca> wrote in message 
> news:2PyUe.87880$Ph4.2788382@ursa-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca...
> 
>>>C'est un syst�me de conjugaison qui est mieux que le Bescherelle,
>>>n'est-ce pas ?
>>>
>>
>>T'es un spammer, n'est-ce pas?
>>
>>Je me suis plaint a ton ISP, couillon.
>>
>>Nicolas
> 
> 
> Et merci a toi pour r�p�ter tout le message original.

J'aurais peut-etre du me taire et laisser passer un spam, d'accord?


Nicolas

In article <rbYUe.88583$Ph4.2809108@ursa-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca>,
 NashtOn <nana@na.ca> wrote:

> Grackle wrote:
> > "NashtOn" <nana@na.ca> wrote in message 
> > news:2PyUe.87880$Ph4.2788382@ursa-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca...
> > 
> >>>C'est un syst�me de conjugaison qui est mieux que le Bescherelle,
> >>>n'est-ce pas ?
> >>>
> >>
> >>T'es un spammer, n'est-ce pas?
> >>
> >>Je me suis plaint a ton ISP, couillon.
> >>
> >>Nicolas
> > 
> > 
> > Et merci a toi pour r�p�ter tout le message original.
> 
> J'aurais peut-etre du me taire et laisser passer un spam, d'accord?
> 
> 
> Nicolas

speak american you cheese eating surrender monkeys

In article <kenji-5AB13E.10400011092005@localhost>,
 kenji <kenji@ripco.com> wrote:

> speak american you cheese eating surrender monkeys

The official language of America is English. Your reply should say:  

Speak English, you cheese eating surrender monkeys.

Go take a remedial English class.

--"I admit to brown-nosing Gates and Ballmer." --Edwin

In article <peejster01-1406C8.15172511092005@netnews.asp.att.net>,
 "Jim Lee Jr." <peejster01@insightbb.com> wrote:

> In article <kenji-5AB13E.10400011092005@localhost>,
>  kenji <kenji@ripco.com> wrote:
> 
> > speak american you cheese eating surrender monkeys
> 
> The official language of America is English. Your reply should say:  
> 
> Speak English, you cheese eating surrender monkeys.
> 
> Go take a remedial English class.
> 
> --"I admit to brown-nosing Gates and Ballmer." --Edwin

I've been outted by a cracker named "junior".

"kenji" <kenji@ripco.com> wrote in message 
news:kenji-5AB13E.10400011092005@localhost...
> In article <rbYUe.88583$Ph4.2809108@ursa-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca>,
> NashtOn <nana@na.ca> wrote:
>
>> Grackle wrote:
>> > "NashtOn" <nana@na.ca> wrote in message
>> > news:2PyUe.87880$Ph4.2788382@ursa-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca...
>> >
>> >>>C'est un syst�me de conjugaison qui est mieux que le Bescherelle,
>> >>>n'est-ce pas ?
>> >>>
>> >>
>> >>T'es un spammer, n'est-ce pas?
>> >>
>> >>Je me suis plaint a ton ISP, couillon.
>> >>
>> >>Nicolas
>> >
>> >
>> > Et merci a toi pour r�p�ter tout le message original.
>>
>> J'aurais peut-etre du me taire et laisser passer un spam, d'accord?
>>
>>
>> Nicolas
>
> speak american you cheese eating surrender monkeys

I am speaking American...North American, as in Canada, as in Montreal.

> speak american you cheese eating surrender monkeys

Gurgle gurgle...

In article <uL5Ve.513$6Z1.135289@news20.bellglobal.com>,
 "Grackle" <nowhere@lalaland.ca> wrote:

> "kenji" <kenji@ripco.com> wrote in message 
> news:kenji-5AB13E.10400011092005@localhost...
> > In article <rbYUe.88583$Ph4.2809108@ursa-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca>,
> > NashtOn <nana@na.ca> wrote:
> >
> >> Grackle wrote:
> >> > "NashtOn" <nana@na.ca> wrote in message
> >> > news:2PyUe.87880$Ph4.2788382@ursa-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca...
> >> >
> >> >>>C'est un syst�me de conjugaison qui est mieux que le Bescherelle,
> >> >>>n'est-ce pas ?
> >> >>>
> >> >>
> >> >>T'es un spammer, n'est-ce pas?
> >> >>
> >> >>Je me suis plaint a ton ISP, couillon.
> >> >>
> >> >>Nicolas
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > Et merci a toi pour r�p�ter tout le message original.
> >>
> >> J'aurais peut-etre du me taire et laisser passer un spam, d'accord?
> >>
> >>
> >> Nicolas
> >
> > speak american you cheese eating surrender monkeys
> 
> I am speaking American...North American, as in Canada, as in Montreal.

I have the world's funniest joke for you now that I know you are 
Canadian:


 Two Canadians are sitting around in a bar bored out of their minds. One 
of them comes up with a bright idea, they'd play 20 questions.

 So one of them thinks and thinks and comes up with moosecock.

 So his buddy asks him, "hey, did you think of a word yet?"

 He smirks and says, "Yeah, I got it."

 "Ok, well can you eat it"

 "Yeah," he laughs, "I guess you could eat it."



 "Is it a moosecock?"

"kenji" <kenji@ripco.com> wrote in message 
news:kenji-17A184.08561212092005@localhost...
>>
>> I am speaking American...North American, as in Canada, as in Montreal.
>
> I have the world's funniest joke for you now that I know you are
> Canadian:
>
>
> Two Canadians are sitting around in a bar bored out of their minds. One
> of them comes up with a bright idea, they'd play 20 questions.
>
> So one of them thinks and thinks and comes up with moosecock.
>
> So his buddy asks him, "hey, did you think of a word yet?"
>
> He smirks and says, "Yeah, I got it."
>
> "Ok, well can you eat it"
>
> "Yeah," he laughs, "I guess you could eat it."
>
>
>
> "Is it a moosecock?"

I personally prefer beaver, but there's no accounting for taste. 

In article <v5oVe.1495$6Z1.295876@news20.bellglobal.com>,
 "Grackle" <nowhere@lalaland.ca> wrote:

> "kenji" <kenji@ripco.com> wrote in message 
> news:kenji-17A184.08561212092005@localhost...
> >>
> >> I am speaking American...North American, as in Canada, as in Montreal.
> >
> > I have the world's funniest joke for you now that I know you are
> > Canadian:
> >
> >
> > Two Canadians are sitting around in a bar bored out of their minds. One
> > of them comes up with a bright idea, they'd play 20 questions.
> >
> > So one of them thinks and thinks and comes up with moosecock.
> >
> > So his buddy asks him, "hey, did you think of a word yet?"
> >
> > He smirks and says, "Yeah, I got it."
> >
> > "Ok, well can you eat it"
> >
> > "Yeah," he laughs, "I guess you could eat it."
> >
> >
> >
> > "Is it a moosecock?"
> 
> I personally prefer beaver, but there's no accounting for taste. 

you gotta admit it. It's the funniest fucken joke you've ever 
heard...right?

"kenji" <kenji@ripco.com> wrote in message 
news:kenji-E28C0D.19352112092005@localhost...
> In article <v5oVe.1495$6Z1.295876@news20.bellglobal.com>,
> "Grackle" <nowhere@lalaland.ca> wrote:
>
>> "kenji" <kenji@ripco.com> wrote in message
>> news:kenji-17A184.08561212092005@localhost...
>> >>
>> >> I am speaking American...North American, as in Canada, as in Montreal.
>> >
>> > I have the world's funniest joke for you now that I know you are
>> > Canadian:
>> >
>> >
>> > Two Canadians are sitting around in a bar bored out of their minds. One
>> > of them comes up with a bright idea, they'd play 20 questions.
>> >
>> > So one of them thinks and thinks and comes up with moosecock.
>> >
>> > So his buddy asks him, "hey, did you think of a word yet?"
>> >
>> > He smirks and says, "Yeah, I got it."
>> >
>> > "Ok, well can you eat it"
>> >
>> > "Yeah," he laughs, "I guess you could eat it."
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > "Is it a moosecock?"
>>
>> I personally prefer beaver, but there's no accounting for taste.
>
> you gotta admit it. It's the funniest fucken joke you've ever
> heard...right?

Joke?  What do you mean a joke?  I can give you 5 recipes for moosecock 
right now.  Don't mock our cultural cuisine. 

In article <pQJVe.2476$1G4.327422@news20.bellglobal.com>,
 "Grackle" <nowhere@lalaland.ca> wrote:

> "kenji" <kenji@ripco.com> wrote in message 
> news:kenji-E28C0D.19352112092005@localhost...
> > In article <v5oVe.1495$6Z1.295876@news20.bellglobal.com>,
> > "Grackle" <nowhere@lalaland.ca> wrote:
> >
> >> "kenji" <kenji@ripco.com> wrote in message
> >> news:kenji-17A184.08561212092005@localhost...
> >> >>
> >> >> I am speaking American...North American, as in Canada, as in Montreal.
> >> >
> >> > I have the world's funniest joke for you now that I know you are
> >> > Canadian:
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > Two Canadians are sitting around in a bar bored out of their minds. One
> >> > of them comes up with a bright idea, they'd play 20 questions.
> >> >
> >> > So one of them thinks and thinks and comes up with moosecock.
> >> >
> >> > So his buddy asks him, "hey, did you think of a word yet?"
> >> >
> >> > He smirks and says, "Yeah, I got it."
> >> >
> >> > "Ok, well can you eat it"
> >> >
> >> > "Yeah," he laughs, "I guess you could eat it."
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > "Is it a moosecock?"
> >>
> >> I personally prefer beaver, but there's no accounting for taste.
> >
> > you gotta admit it. It's the funniest fucken joke you've ever
> > heard...right?
> 
> Joke?  What do you mean a joke?  I can give you 5 recipes for moosecock 
> right now.  Don't mock our cultural cuisine. 

HA!