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Re: Recent Secret Government Experiments Killing People!!!

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From: s l a / s h
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1998 00:00
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Mr.Pink wrote:
> 
> Avoid the controlling brainwaves.....wrap aluminum foil around your head to
> ward off the vicious government rays penetrating your soft skull.  I
> reccoment the heavier guages of a well known brand, since some cheaper
> brands don't have the radiation deflecting capacity of the good stuff.
> Holding a wad of it in your mouth at the same time prevents stray rays from
> penetrating the roof of your mouth and entering your swollen, glistening
> brain, forcing you to DO things for THEM.  Lining the walls of your house
> with foil will not only give you a fantastic futuristic domicile, but will
> allow you to remove your foil cap and mouth ball in your home without fear
> of government brain signal domination.  And guys, the foil cup is a must to
> prevent government access to your testes, because we know that is really all
> they are after:  control of your testicles.  Fight the good fight, you crazy
> bastards!

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dude, are you on steroids or something?
when was the last time you saw your psychiatrist ?
you better go see him.
}

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From: s l a / s h <bastard@dis.org>
Subject: Re: Recent Secret Government Experiments Killing People!!!
Date: 1998/07/27
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