🚀 go-pugleaf

In <5h8mt9$g2b@client3.news.psi.net>, os2@mistik.express.net (Mustafa Soysal MS57) writes:
>In article <5h793b$2dpi$2@news-s01.ny.us.ibm.net>,
>Steve Ames <[ames001@ibm.net.spamkiller.com]> wrote:
>>Usually I don't bother with the kill features in my newsreader (Neologic 
>>Netsuite, and yes I know they've been bought out) but I just had a wonderful 
>
>If you are referring to me as bought out, I wish I was, it would have
>given me a check to buy Windows software....
>


 Dear:
  [ ] Loser                [x] Lamer           [ ] AOLer
  [ ] Me-too-er            [ ] Pervert         [ ] Geek
  [ ] Spammer              [ ] Nerd            [ ] Martyr
  [ ] Fed                  [ ] Freak           [ ] Scientologist
  [ ] Socialist            [ ] Stain           [ ] anonymous

 You Are Being Flamed Because:
  [ ] Your lame advertising message has firmly convinced me to ignore you
  [ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test
  [ ] You posted an "everyone is against me/my race/my religion/my country" message
  [ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
  [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
  [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
  [ ] You started an off-topic thread
  [x] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
  [ ] You said "me too" to something
  [x] You suck
  [ ] You brag about things that never happened
  [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
  [ ] You made up slang then used it in a message
  [ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
  [ ] You posted to more than four newsgroups
  [ ] You were imposing your religious beliefs on others
  [x] You posted something really stupid/depraved
  [x] You tried to blame others for your stupidity
  [ ] you incorrectly assumed unwarranted moral or intellectual superiority
  [ ] you are posting an anonymous attack
  
 To Repent, You Must:
  [ ] Give up your AOL account
  [ ] Give up your CIS account
  [x] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
  [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
  [ ] Actually post something relevant
  [ ] Read the FAQ
  [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
  [ ] Post your tests to alt.test
  [ ] Print your home phone number in your adverts
  [x] Slam your fingers in a desk drawer repeatedly
  [ ] Verify the effect of gravity by jumping from the nearest bridge

 In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
  [ ] Get a life
  [x] Never post again
  [ ] I pity your dog
  [ ] Remove yourself from our presence
  [ ] Take your crap somewhere else
  [ ] Learn to post or sod off
  [ ] Do us all a favor and crawl into some industrial machinery
  [ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
  [x] Get a clue
  [ ] All of the above


Cheers,
Brad