Re: OT:[Humor] Top Ten Signs You Need to Spend More Time Away From Your Desk

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From: VAXman-
Date: Fri, 18 May 2007 00:21

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In article <464cd67c$0$21933$157c6196@dreader1.cybercity.dk>, "Dr. Dweeb" <spam@dweeb.net> writes:
>
>
>VAXman- @SendSpamHere.ORG wrote:
>> In article <134o6nes6urng0b@corp.supernews.com>, Phaeton
>> <phaeton@internode.on.net> writes:
>>>
>>>
>>> Number 10:
>>> "Exercise" has come to mean rolling your neck and focusing your eyes
>>> on
>>> distant objects.
>>>
>>> Number 9:
>>> Strange discolourations have appeared where your arms rest on your
>>> chair and desk.
>>>
>>> Number 8:
>>> Friends no longer bother calling your mobile, they skype you.
>>>
>>> Number 7:
>>> You have RSI in BOTH arms.
>>
>> I didn't know what RSI meant so I googled it.  Google/wiki came up
>> with
>> Repetitive strain injury.  Sadly, the description of RSI seems to fit
>> a
>> pain I have had for the past year in my neck and shoulder.  I guess
>> it's
>> time to see YAD (yet another doctor).
>
>Yes, Princess Diana died of it in fact. 

Huh?  She died from a car crash.

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