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Re: OT:[Humor] Top Ten Signs You Need to Spend More Time Away From Your Desk

#15583
From: Richard Maher
Date: Fri, 18 May 2007 01:49
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<VAXman- @SendSpamHere.ORG> wrote in message
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> In article <464cd67c$0$21933$157c6196@dreader1.cybercity.dk>, "Dr. Dweeb"
<spam@dweeb.net> writes:
> >
> >
> >VAXman- @SendSpamHere.ORG wrote:
> >> In article <134o6nes6urng0b@corp.supernews.com>, Phaeton
> >> <phaeton@internode.on.net> writes:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> Number 10:
> >>> "Exercise" has come to mean rolling your neck and focusing your eyes
> >>> on
> >>> distant objects.
> >>>
> >>> Number 9:
> >>> Strange discolourations have appeared where your arms rest on your
> >>> chair and desk.
> >>>
> >>> Number 8:
> >>> Friends no longer bother calling your mobile, they skype you.
> >>>
> >>> Number 7:
> >>> You have RSI in BOTH arms.
> >>
> >> I didn't know what RSI meant so I googled it.  Google/wiki came up
> >> with
> >> Repetitive strain injury.  Sadly, the description of RSI seems to fit
> >> a
> >> pain I have had for the past year in my neck and shoulder.  I guess
> >> it's
> >> time to see YAD (yet another doctor).
> >
> >Yes, Princess Diana died of it in fact.
>
> Huh?  She died from a car crash.
>
> -- 
> VAXman- A Bored Certified VMS Kernel Mode Hacker
VAXman(at)TMESIS(dot)COM
>
>   "Well my son, life is like a beanstalk, isn't it?"

C'mon Brian, it was worth a chuckle (You were in pretty could form yourself
the other day)
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From: "Richard Maher" <maher_rj@hotspamnotmail.com>
Newsgroups: comp.os.vms,aus.jokes
Subject: Re: OT:[Humor] Top Ten Signs You Need to Spend More Time Away From Your Desk
Date: Fri, 18 May 2007 09:49:38 +0800
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