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Article #15583Re: OT:[Humor] Top Ten Signs You Need to Spend More Time Away From Your Desk
From: Richard Maher
Date: Fri, 18 May 2007 01:49
Date: Fri, 18 May 2007 01:49
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<VAXman- @SendSpamHere.ORG> wrote in message news:00A67C49.6379D1F3@SendSpamHere.ORG... > In article <464cd67c$0$21933$157c6196@dreader1.cybercity.dk>, "Dr. Dweeb" <spam@dweeb.net> writes: > > > > > >VAXman- @SendSpamHere.ORG wrote: > >> In article <134o6nes6urng0b@corp.supernews.com>, Phaeton > >> <phaeton@internode.on.net> writes: > >>> > >>> > >>> Number 10: > >>> "Exercise" has come to mean rolling your neck and focusing your eyes > >>> on > >>> distant objects. > >>> > >>> Number 9: > >>> Strange discolourations have appeared where your arms rest on your > >>> chair and desk. > >>> > >>> Number 8: > >>> Friends no longer bother calling your mobile, they skype you. > >>> > >>> Number 7: > >>> You have RSI in BOTH arms. > >> > >> I didn't know what RSI meant so I googled it. Google/wiki came up > >> with > >> Repetitive strain injury. Sadly, the description of RSI seems to fit > >> a > >> pain I have had for the past year in my neck and shoulder. I guess > >> it's > >> time to see YAD (yet another doctor). > > > >Yes, Princess Diana died of it in fact. > > Huh? She died from a car crash. > > -- > VAXman- A Bored Certified VMS Kernel Mode Hacker VAXman(at)TMESIS(dot)COM > > "Well my son, life is like a beanstalk, isn't it?" C'mon Brian, it was worth a chuckle (You were in pretty could form yourself the other day)
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X-Google-Thread: f7344,e7e5cc7cbe3010e4 X-Google-Thread: 10ba21,e7e5cc7cbe3010e4 X-Google-Attributes: gidf7344,gid10ba21,public X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!g2news1.google.com!news2.google.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!news1.optus.net.au!optus!snewsf0.syd.ops.aspac.uu.net!news.netspace.net.au!news-south.connect.com.au!not-for-mail From: "Richard Maher" <maher_rj@hotspamnotmail.com> Newsgroups: comp.os.vms,aus.jokes Subject: Re: OT:[Humor] Top Ten Signs You Need to Spend More Time Away From Your Desk Date: Fri, 18 May 2007 09:49:38 +0800 Organization: HTTP *is* The Box - Let's think outside Lines: 49 Message-ID: <f2j10m$l23$1@news-01.bur.connect.com.au> References: <134o6nes6urng0b@corp.supernews.com> <00A67BE4.725F0459@SendSpamHere.ORG> <464cd67c$0$21933$157c6196@dreader1.cybercity.dk> <00A67C49.6379D1F3@SendSpamHere.ORG> NNTP-Posting-Host: c-59-100-254-76.per.connect.net.au X-Trace: news-01.bur.connect.com.au 1179453271 21571 59.100.254.76 (18 May 2007 01:54:31 GMT) X-Complaints-To: abuse@connect.com.au NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 18 May 2007 01:54:31 +0000 (UTC) X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2800.1409 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2800.1409