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Re: OT:[Humor] Top Ten Signs You Need to Spend More Time Away From Your Desk

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From: Dr. Dweeb
Date: Fri, 18 May 2007 19:38
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Richard Maher wrote:
> <VAXman- @SendSpamHere.ORG> wrote in message
> news:00A67C49.6379D1F3@SendSpamHere.ORG...
>> In article <464cd67c$0$21933$157c6196@dreader1.cybercity.dk>, "Dr.
>> Dweeb" <spam@dweeb.net> writes:
>>>
>>>
>>> VAXman- @SendSpamHere.ORG wrote:
>>>> In article <134o6nes6urng0b@corp.supernews.com>, Phaeton
>>>> <phaeton@internode.on.net> writes:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Number 10:
>>>>> "Exercise" has come to mean rolling your neck and focusing your
>>>>> eyes on
>>>>> distant objects.
>>>>>
>>>>> Number 9:
>>>>> Strange discolourations have appeared where your arms rest on your
>>>>> chair and desk.
>>>>>
>>>>> Number 8:
>>>>> Friends no longer bother calling your mobile, they skype you.
>>>>>
>>>>> Number 7:
>>>>> You have RSI in BOTH arms.
>>>>
>>>> I didn't know what RSI meant so I googled it.  Google/wiki came up
>>>> with
>>>> Repetitive strain injury.  Sadly, the description of RSI seems to
>>>> fit a
>>>> pain I have had for the past year in my neck and shoulder.  I guess
>>>> it's
>>>> time to see YAD (yet another doctor).
>>>
>>> Yes, Princess Diana died of it in fact.
>>
>> Huh?  She died from a car crash.
>>
>> --
>> VAXman- A Bored Certified VMS Kernel Mode Hacker
> VAXman(at)TMESIS(dot)COM
>>
>>   "Well my son, life is like a beanstalk, isn't it?"
>
> C'mon Brian, it was worth a chuckle (You were in pretty could form
> yourself the other day)

I suspect Brian has not grasped it.

Dweeb 
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