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Article #15584Re: OT:[Humor] Top Ten Signs You Need to Spend More Time Away From Your Desk
From: Dr. Dweeb
Date: Fri, 18 May 2007 19:38
Date: Fri, 18 May 2007 19:38
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Richard Maher wrote: > <VAXman- @SendSpamHere.ORG> wrote in message > news:00A67C49.6379D1F3@SendSpamHere.ORG... >> In article <464cd67c$0$21933$157c6196@dreader1.cybercity.dk>, "Dr. >> Dweeb" <spam@dweeb.net> writes: >>> >>> >>> VAXman- @SendSpamHere.ORG wrote: >>>> In article <134o6nes6urng0b@corp.supernews.com>, Phaeton >>>> <phaeton@internode.on.net> writes: >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Number 10: >>>>> "Exercise" has come to mean rolling your neck and focusing your >>>>> eyes on >>>>> distant objects. >>>>> >>>>> Number 9: >>>>> Strange discolourations have appeared where your arms rest on your >>>>> chair and desk. >>>>> >>>>> Number 8: >>>>> Friends no longer bother calling your mobile, they skype you. >>>>> >>>>> Number 7: >>>>> You have RSI in BOTH arms. >>>> >>>> I didn't know what RSI meant so I googled it. Google/wiki came up >>>> with >>>> Repetitive strain injury. Sadly, the description of RSI seems to >>>> fit a >>>> pain I have had for the past year in my neck and shoulder. I guess >>>> it's >>>> time to see YAD (yet another doctor). >>> >>> Yes, Princess Diana died of it in fact. >> >> Huh? She died from a car crash. >> >> -- >> VAXman- A Bored Certified VMS Kernel Mode Hacker > VAXman(at)TMESIS(dot)COM >> >> "Well my son, life is like a beanstalk, isn't it?" > > C'mon Brian, it was worth a chuckle (You were in pretty could form > yourself the other day) I suspect Brian has not grasped it. Dweeb
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