🚀 go-pugleaf

As you all know I have been trolling the newsgroups furiously for many
years now.  As you also know I am shameless, even after I'm exposed I just
keep on trolling and come up with such lame excuses like "It's not really
me, it's someone else! Despite the fact that the headers are identical, and
most parts can't be forged, really, it's not me!"

Well, I'm pathetic like that.  What do you expect from a grown man in his
40s who still has the mind of a child, who is a complete parasite, lives
with mommy and doesn't work, who spends all day trolling the net and
jerking off?  Well, what can I say, I have a nice mom who changes my
cum-soaked sheets after a good night of trolling and jerking.  Nothing
gives me more pleasure than trolling you idiots because you RESPOND!  Plain
and simple.  You keep responding to me so I keep trolling you.  Even
allegedly educated, supposedly intelligent people can't tell that I'm
trolling the shit out of them.  Even when I make up such obvious trolling
IDs like "Flapping Labias" and "Throbbing Vulvas" (see more below) people
still take me seriously!  Is this a hoot or what!

Now, the only group I take seriously is comp.os.vms.  I don't troll there
(well, just a little).  But groups like rec.travel.air and
sci.space.shuttle I totally trash because I have no respect for the people
in them.  Did you see how I went off at Gregory Morrow the other day when
he dared to respond when I was exposed?  I scolded him real good and told
him to never ever again crosspost anything to comp.os.vms because the truth
is that the people there don't know what I'm up to in the other groups and
I don't want them to find out.  There are still a few morons in comp.os.vms
who take me seriously and think I'm actually some kind of serious computer
guy or something.  ROTFL!!!

So please, if you have a problem with me trolling your groups please,
PLEASE don't ever come after me in comp.os.vms!  If you have something to
tell me come to my house or call me.  Or if you should see fit to call the
insane asylum and have them send out two men in white coats with a strait
jacket to come and get me, you'd be doing me a great favor.  Because only
someone with all my mental illnesses would think the mighty US government
is coming to get him in this backwater shithole of Montreal in a neglected
has-been French Colony that even the rest of his countrymen don't take
seriously.  My delusions of grandeur and my paranoia and multiple
personalities get the best of me sometimes.  So here's my address:

Jean-Francois Mezei
86 Harwood Gate
Beaconsfield, QC H9W3A3
(514) 695-8259

Here are some of my favorite trolling personas.  Can you believe the idiots
in the newsgroups actually try to debate seriously with me even when I'm so
obviously a troll??!!  LOL, what Fuckwits!!!

Well, Ta-Ta for now, got to go think up of some more trolling material.
Oh, and if you see a rabid poster ranting against Bush and the police state
he's dictator of, it's not me!  I swear, I really do!

JF Mezei, aka:

Flapping Labias <flabia@anatomy.org>
Throbbing vulva <t.vulva@anatomy.org>
Twin Gonads <two@gonads.com>
Loose Scrotum <l.scrotum@anatomy.org>
Raised Organ <R.Organ@anatomy.org>
Popped Cherry <P.Cherry@anatomy.org>
Monica Lewinski <billclinton@westchester.com>
Deep Fried Foreskin <dff@mcdonalds.com>
Aroma of Smegma <aroma@chanel.org>
Wet fart <w.Fart@smell.org>
Pubic dandruff <P.dandruff@anatomy.org>
Voluptuous Nipple <V.nipple@anatomy.org>
Inserted Finger <I.Finger@anatomy.org>
Pubic Nair <shaved@anatomy.org>
Flatulent Meatus <F.Meatus@anatomy.org>
Lihk Mhygroin <L.MyGroin@anatomy.org>
Pre Khum <P.Khum@anatomy.org>
Phi Mosis <Phi.Mosis@anatomy.org>
Bal Anatis <Bal.Anatis@anatomy.org>
Fren Ullum <F.Ullum@anatomy.org>
Ivanna Getlaid <I.Getlaid@onani.org>
Ivanna Wankalot <I.Wankalot@onani.org>
Ivanna Umpalot <Humpalot@drevil.com>
Wan Tnoneofit <W.Tnoneofit@weirdnames.org>
Wan Itbad <W.Itbad@inneed.org>
Wan Towank <W.ToWank@anatomy.org>
Wan Tolik <w.tolik@anatomy.org>
Testos Terone <t.terone@anatomy.org>
Upper Gonad <U.Gonad@anatomy.org>
Right Gonad <R.Gonad@anatomy.org>
Left Gonad <L.Gonad@anatomy.org>
Tyson's Glands <Tyson.G@anatomy.org>
Nose Hair <n.hair@anatomy.org>
Coronal Sulcus <C.Sulcus@anatomy.org>
Corpus Cavernus <manhood@anatomy.org>
Armpit moisture <armpit@anatomy.org>
Onani Room <onani@hotels.com>
Arnie's Banana <weiner@terminator.com>
Raised eyebrows <r.eyebrows@anatomy.org>
Vas Deferens <V.deferens@anatomy.org>
Naked Canuck <N.canuck@naturists.org>
Arni's socks <Smelly.Socks@arnold.org>
Notable Exception <N.exception@untied.com>
Unpopped Cherry <U.Cherry@anatomy.org>
Tatooed Ovaries <T.Ovaries@anatomy.org>
Pierced eyelid <p.eyelid@piercings.org>
Limp Tomato <limp.tomato@vegetables.org>
Eggplant Earrings <e.earrings@piercings.org>
Banana Underpants <B.Underpants@hillfiger.org>
Naval Lint <navel@lint.mil>
Ingrown Toenail <i.toenail@anatomy.org>
Empty Stomach <E.Stomach@anatomy.org>
Full Stomach <f.stomach@anatomy.org>
Smelly Cat <S.Cat@friends.nbc.com>
Torn Ligament <T.Ligament@anatomy.org>
Art Tistic <A.Tistic@modern.museum>
Furry Raccoon <F.Raccoon@wilderness.org>
Wet Racoon <W.Racoon@wildnerness.org>
Mad Racoon <M.Racoon@wildlife.org>
Lazy Racoon <L.Racoon@wilderness.org>
Eaten Racoon <E.Raccoon@mcdonalds.com>
Happy Raccoon <H.Racoon@wilderness.org>
Sleeping Racoon <S.Racoon@wilderness.org>
Hungry Racoon <H.Racoon@wilderness.org>
Horny Raccoon <H.Racoon@fauna.org>
Smart Raccoon <S.Raccoon@wilderness.org>
George W Raccoon <GW.Raccoon@wilderness.org>
Ronald McRaccoon <r.raccoon@wilderness.org>
Oshi Santo <O.Santo@nx01.starfleet.org>
Oishi Chinko <O.Chinko@nx01.starfleet.org>
T.Yellow <T.Yellow@nowhere.com>
Q <queue@continuum.net>
Borg Queen <1of1@borg.org>
etc.