🚀 go-pugleaf

The person who has made this is the bigget shit I have ever in my entire
life come accros. Possibly a person who should have been locked up in a
mental institution.

Nik.


"JF Mezei" <jfmezei@istop.com> wrote in message
news:7DXGCG0637940.4265162037@Gilgamesh-frog.org...
> As you all know I have been trolling the newsgroups furiously for many
> years now.  As you also know I am shameless, even after I'm exposed I just
> keep on trolling and come up with such lame excuses like "It's not really
> me, it's someone else! Despite the fact that the headers are identical,
and
> most parts can't be forged, really, it's not me!"
>
> Well, I'm pathetic like that.  What do you expect from a grown man in his
> 40s who still has the mind of a child, who is a complete parasite, lives
> with mommy and doesn't work, who spends all day trolling the net and
> jerking off?  Well, what can I say, I have a nice mom who changes my
> cum-soaked sheets after a good night of trolling and jerking.  Nothing
> gives me more pleasure than trolling you idiots because you RESPOND!
Plain
> and simple.  You keep responding to me so I keep trolling you.  Even
> allegedly educated, supposedly intelligent people can't tell that I'm
> trolling the shit out of them.  Even when I make up such obvious trolling
> IDs like "Flapping Labias" and "Throbbing Vulvas" (see more below) people
> still take me seriously!  Is this a hoot or what!
>
> Now, the only group I take seriously is comp.os.vms.  I don't troll there
> (well, just a little).  But groups like rec.travel.air and
> sci.space.shuttle I totally trash because I have no respect for the people
> in them.  Did you see how I went off at Gregory Morrow the other day when
> he dared to respond when I was exposed?  I scolded him real good and told
> him to never ever again crosspost anything to comp.os.vms because the
truth
> is that the people there don't know what I'm up to in the other groups and
> I don't want them to find out.  There are still a few morons in
comp.os.vms
> who take me seriously and think I'm actually some kind of serious computer
> guy or something.  ROTFL!!!
>
> So please, if you have a problem with me trolling your groups please,
> PLEASE don't ever come after me in comp.os.vms!  If you have something to
> tell me come to my house or call me.  Or if you should see fit to call the
> insane asylum and have them send out two men in white coats with a strait
> jacket to come and get me, you'd be doing me a great favor.  Because only
> someone with all my mental illnesses would think the mighty US government
> is coming to get him in this backwater shithole of Montreal in a neglected
> has-been French Colony that even the rest of his countrymen don't take
> seriously.  My delusions of grandeur and my paranoia and multiple
> personalities get the best of me sometimes.  So here's my address:
>
> Jean-Francois Mezei
> 86 Harwood Gate
> Beaconsfield, QC H9W3A3
> (514) 695-8259
>
> Here are some of my favorite trolling personas.  Can you believe the
idiots
> in the newsgroups actually try to debate seriously with me even when I'm
so
> obviously a troll??!!  LOL, what Fuckwits!!!
>
> Well, Ta-Ta for now, got to go think up of some more trolling material.
> Oh, and if you see a rabid poster ranting against Bush and the police
state
> he's dictator of, it's not me!  I swear, I really do!
>
> JF Mezei, aka:
>
> Flapping Labias <flabia@anatomy.org>
> Throbbing vulva <t.vulva@anatomy.org>
> Twin Gonads <two@gonads.com>
> Loose Scrotum <l.scrotum@anatomy.org>
> Raised Organ <R.Organ@anatomy.org>
> Popped Cherry <P.Cherry@anatomy.org>
> Monica Lewinski <billclinton@westchester.com>
> Deep Fried Foreskin <dff@mcdonalds.com>
> Aroma of Smegma <aroma@chanel.org>
> Wet fart <w.Fart@smell.org>
> Pubic dandruff <P.dandruff@anatomy.org>
> Voluptuous Nipple <V.nipple@anatomy.org>
> Inserted Finger <I.Finger@anatomy.org>
> Pubic Nair <shaved@anatomy.org>
> Flatulent Meatus <F.Meatus@anatomy.org>
> Lihk Mhygroin <L.MyGroin@anatomy.org>
> Pre Khum <P.Khum@anatomy.org>
> Phi Mosis <Phi.Mosis@anatomy.org>
> Bal Anatis <Bal.Anatis@anatomy.org>
> Fren Ullum <F.Ullum@anatomy.org>
> Ivanna Getlaid <I.Getlaid@onani.org>
> Ivanna Wankalot <I.Wankalot@onani.org>
> Ivanna Umpalot <Humpalot@drevil.com>
> Wan Tnoneofit <W.Tnoneofit@weirdnames.org>
> Wan Itbad <W.Itbad@inneed.org>
> Wan Towank <W.ToWank@anatomy.org>
> Wan Tolik <w.tolik@anatomy.org>
> Testos Terone <t.terone@anatomy.org>
> Upper Gonad <U.Gonad@anatomy.org>
> Right Gonad <R.Gonad@anatomy.org>
> Left Gonad <L.Gonad@anatomy.org>
> Tyson's Glands <Tyson.G@anatomy.org>
> Nose Hair <n.hair@anatomy.org>
> Coronal Sulcus <C.Sulcus@anatomy.org>
> Corpus Cavernus <manhood@anatomy.org>
> Armpit moisture <armpit@anatomy.org>
> Onani Room <onani@hotels.com>
> Arnie's Banana <weiner@terminator.com>
> Raised eyebrows <r.eyebrows@anatomy.org>
> Vas Deferens <V.deferens@anatomy.org>
> Naked Canuck <N.canuck@naturists.org>
> Arni's socks <Smelly.Socks@arnold.org>
> Notable Exception <N.exception@untied.com>
> Unpopped Cherry <U.Cherry@anatomy.org>
> Tatooed Ovaries <T.Ovaries@anatomy.org>
> Pierced eyelid <p.eyelid@piercings.org>
> Limp Tomato <limp.tomato@vegetables.org>
> Eggplant Earrings <e.earrings@piercings.org>
> Banana Underpants <B.Underpants@hillfiger.org>
> Naval Lint <navel@lint.mil>
> Ingrown Toenail <i.toenail@anatomy.org>
> Empty Stomach <E.Stomach@anatomy.org>
> Full Stomach <f.stomach@anatomy.org>
> Smelly Cat <S.Cat@friends.nbc.com>
> Torn Ligament <T.Ligament@anatomy.org>
> Art Tistic <A.Tistic@modern.museum>
> Furry Raccoon <F.Raccoon@wilderness.org>
> Wet Racoon <W.Racoon@wildnerness.org>
> Mad Racoon <M.Racoon@wildlife.org>
> Lazy Racoon <L.Racoon@wilderness.org>
> Eaten Racoon <E.Raccoon@mcdonalds.com>
> Happy Raccoon <H.Racoon@wilderness.org>
> Sleeping Racoon <S.Racoon@wilderness.org>
> Hungry Racoon <H.Racoon@wilderness.org>
> Horny Raccoon <H.Racoon@fauna.org>
> Smart Raccoon <S.Raccoon@wilderness.org>
> George W Raccoon <GW.Raccoon@wilderness.org>
> Ronald McRaccoon <r.raccoon@wilderness.org>
> Oshi Santo <O.Santo@nx01.starfleet.org>
> Oishi Chinko <O.Chinko@nx01.starfleet.org>
> T.Yellow <T.Yellow@nowhere.com>
> Q <queue@continuum.net>
> Borg Queen <1of1@borg.org>
> etc.
>
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