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In article <BigDan-2903960255400001@beavis.res-hall.nwu.edu>
BigDan@kreft.net (D.Kreft) writes:

> When throughly dry, soak a rag in a 60/40 mix of turpentine and acetone. 
> Wipe the paint until it's shiny and smooth.  Be sure to inhale deeply
> during this procedure.  When you're done with the wipe down, spread out
> the soaked rag on your mother board (that's the big green piece of
> fiberglass that all of chips are on).  The conductive nature of the fluids
> in the rag will provide shorter paths from point to point within your
> computer thus accelerating it....my mahine experienced a 10% speed
> increase when I first did this

Sorry, but acetone isn't very conductive, and turpentine is much less
so. I'd bet that the real reason your computer accelerated is 'cuz you
warped your motherboard: as everyone knows, the higher the warp factor,
the faster.

-- Bill Thurmes