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leviticus: muppet fucker
#54
Author: foodfighter
Date: Fri, 13 Jul 2001 01:34
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who died and made you casey kasem?
aaasshole


<Mongrel_Mind@Yahoo.com> wrote in message "cmsg rmgroup
alt.music.doris-dragovic" (news:3b429371.11853695@news.cis.dfn.de)...

fascist drool snipped

---
foodfighter

the flamer,
alt.fan.cattlovrr & alt.food.puke.mongrel-mind
Re: leviticus: muppet fucker
#55
Author: T2Y
Date: Fri, 13 Jul 2001 14:21
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On Thu, 12 Jul 2001 20:34:24 -0500, "foodfighter"
<dev/null@assblister.edu> wrote:

>who died and made you casey kasem?
>aaasshole
>
aint that fuker ded yet?

>
><Mongrel_Mind@Yahoo.com> wrote in message "cmsg rmgroup
>alt.music.doris-dragovic" (news:3b429371.11853695@news.cis.dfn.de)...
>
>fascist drool snipped
>
>---
>foodfighter
>
>the flamer,
>alt.fan.cattlovrr & alt.food.puke.mongrel-mind
>

T2Y
-----------------------
Bestest Dang Torll Clup!!#1
Re: leviticus: muppet fucker
#56
Author: little toad
Date: Fri, 13 Jul 2001 15:13
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On 12 Jul 2001 in alt.fan.karl-malden.nose, "foodfighter" 
<dev/null@assblister.edu> visited beautiful downtown lemuria in the 
motherland of mu, cracked open a snapple, lit a big-assed m-80, and 
launched it in news:9ilili$bq1$1@slb4.atl.mindspring.net:

> who died and made you casey kasem?
> aaasshole

the idea of muppet fucking, well, it's not an idea i want floating around 
in my head!

little toad, reformatting


> 
> 
> <Mongrel_Mind@Yahoo.com> wrote in message "cmsg rmgroup
> alt.music.doris-dragovic" (news:3b429371.11853695@news.cis.dfn.de)...
> 
> fascist drool snipped
> 
> ---
> foodfighter
> 
> the flamer,
> alt.fan.cattlovrr & alt.food.puke.mongrel-mind
> 
> 
> 
Re: leviticus: muppet fucker
#57
Author: pyro
Date: Fri, 13 Jul 2001 19:18
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abcdef@ghijk.org (T2Y) wrote in message news:<3b5303ae.45945950@news.alt.net>...
> On Thu, 12 Jul 2001 20:34:24 -0500, "foodfighter"
> <dev/null@assblister.edu> wrote:
> 
> >who died and made you casey kasem?
> >aaasshole
> >
> aint that fuker ded yet?

He choked to death on a bottle cap last October

> 
> >
> ><Mongrel_Mind@Yahoo.com> wrote in message "cmsg rmgroup
> >alt.music.doris-dragovic" (news:3b429371.11853695@news.cis.dfn.de)...
> >

Whos Doris Dragovic?

> >fascist drool snipped
> >

I agree.

> >---
> >foodfighter
> >
> >the flamer,
> >alt.fan.cattlovrr & alt.food.puke.mongrel-mind
> >
> 
> T2Y
> -----------------------
> Bestest Dang Torll Clup!!#1
Re: leviticus: muppet fucker
#58
Author: T2Y
Date: Fri, 13 Jul 2001 20:31
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On 13 Jul 2001 12:18:16 -0700, pyro_999@hotmail.com (pyro) wrote:

>abcdef@ghijk.org (T2Y) wrote in message news:<3b5303ae.45945950@news.alt.net>...
>> On Thu, 12 Jul 2001 20:34:24 -0500, "foodfighter"
>> <dev/null@assblister.edu> wrote:
>> 
>> >who died and made you casey kasem?
>> >aaasshole
>> >
>> aint that fuker ded yet?
>
>He choked to death on a bottle cap last October
>
no shet?? 

weiht uh sekond........why da fuk ded he swalow uh botle cap?
>> 
>> >
>> ><Mongrel_Mind@Yahoo.com> wrote in message "cmsg rmgroup
>> >alt.music.doris-dragovic" (news:3b429371.11853695@news.cis.dfn.de)...
>> >
>
>Whos Doris Dragovic?
>
i dunno?

>> >fascist drool snipped
>> >
>
>I agree.
>
wit wut?

>> >---
>> >foodfighter
>> >
>> >the flamer,
>> >alt.fan.cattlovrr & alt.food.puke.mongrel-mind
>> >
>> 
>> T2Y
>> -----------------------
>> Bestest Dang Torll Clup!!#1

T2Y
-----------------------
Bestest Dang Torll Clup!!#1
Re: leviticus: muppet fucker
#59
Author: pyro
Date: Sun, 15 Jul 2001 13:48
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abcdef@ghijk.org (T2Y) wrote in message news:<3b525a0d.68060526@news.alt.net>...
> On 13 Jul 2001 12:18:16 -0700, pyro_999@hotmail.com (pyro) wrote:
> 
> >abcdef@ghijk.org (T2Y) wrote in message news:<3b5303ae.45945950@news.alt.net>...
> >> On Thu, 12 Jul 2001 20:34:24 -0500, "foodfighter"
> >> <dev/null@assblister.edu> wrote:
> >> 
> >> >who died and made you casey kasem?
> >> >aaasshole
> >> >
> >> aint that fuker ded yet?
> >
> >He choked to death on a bottle cap last October
> >
> no shet?? 
> 
> weiht uh sekond........why da fuk ded he swalow uh botle cap?

He was trying to open a beer with his teeth.  It's a very common way
to die.  The same thing happened to
1. Tennesee Williams
2. Abby Hoffman (as noted)
3. Al Capone
4. The 1980s homeless advocate named Snyder whose first name I forget
5. Mama Cass
6. Janis Joplin
7. Scott Joplin
8. Babe Ruth
9. Big Bill Thompson, mayor of Chicago in the 1920s

and other lesser celebrities

> >> 
> >> >
> >> ><Mongrel_Mind@Yahoo.com> wrote in message "cmsg rmgroup
> >> >alt.music.doris-dragovic" (news:3b429371.11853695@news.cis.dfn.de)...
> >> >
> >
> >Whos Doris Dragovic?
> >
> i dunno?
> 

The answer is further up the thread. A nice looking black-haired lady
but not much in English on her in this search engine.

> >> >fascist drool snipped
> >> >
> >
> >I agree.
> >
> wit wut?

With the description of the original message from Mutant-Mind as
drool. I object to the removal of alt.kate.is-a-whore.  I want to find
out who this person is and why she's so famous.

> 
> >> >---
> >> >foodfighter
> >> >
> >> >the flamer,
> >> >alt.fan.cattlovrr & alt.food.puke.mongrel-mind
> >> >
> >> 
> >> T2Y
> >> -----------------------
> >> Bestest Dang Torll Clup!!#1
> 
> T2Y
> -----------------------
> Bestest Dang Torll Clup!!#1
Re: leviticus: muppet fucker
#60
Author: pyro
Date: Sun, 15 Jul 2001 14:02
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littletoad@this.is.invalid (little toad) wrote in message news:<9in37c$2mp$i@dosa.alt.net>...
> On 12 Jul 2001 in alt.fan.karl-malden.nose, "foodfighter" 
> <dev/null@assblister.edu> visited beautiful downtown lemuria in the 
> motherland of mu, cracked open a snapple, lit a big-assed m-80, and 
> launched it in news:9ilili$bq1$1@slb4.atl.mindspring.net:
> 
> > who died and made you casey kasem?
> > aaasshole
> 
> the idea of muppet fucking, well, it's not an idea i want floating around 
> in my head!

Which Muppet was it?  That would make some difference.

> 
> little toad, reformatting
> 
> 
> > 
> > 
> > <Mongrel_Mind@Yahoo.com> wrote in message "cmsg rmgroup
> > alt.music.doris-dragovic" (news:3b429371.11853695@news.cis.dfn.de)...
> > 
> > fascist drool snipped
> > 
> > ---
> > foodfighter
> > 
> > the flamer,
> > alt.fan.cattlovrr & alt.food.puke.mongrel-mind
> > 
> > 
> >
Re: leviticus: muppet fucker
#61
Author: pyro
Date: Sun, 15 Jul 2001 14:15
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"foodfighter" <dev/null@assblister.edu> wrote in message news:<9ilili$bq1$1@slb4.atl.mindspring.net>...
> who died and made you casey kasem?
> aaasshole

Which Muppet was this guy involved with?

> 
> 
> <Mongrel_Mind@Yahoo.com> wrote in message "cmsg rmgroup
> alt.music.doris-dragovic" (news:3b429371.11853695@news.cis.dfn.de)...
> 
> fascist drool snipped
> 
> ---
> foodfighter
> 
> the flamer,
> alt.fan.cattlovrr & alt.food.puke.mongrel-mind
Re: leviticus: muppet fucker
#62
Author: pyro
Date: Sun, 15 Jul 2001 14:45
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"foodfighter" <dev/null@assblister.edu> wrote in message news:<9ilili$bq1$1@slb4.atl.mindspring.net>...
> who died and made you casey kasem?
> aaasshole
> 

We have a long distance dedication going out to Fozzy Bear from
Mutant-Mind.  The letter here reads "Dear Mr. Kasem, will you please
play 'Hand on the Pump' by Cypress Hill?  It was the song playing when
I first met Fozzy at a benefit to raise money for Big Bird's hospital
bills for Butt Fungus and a bad case of the bird flu he had all
winter..."  And here we go with 'Hand on the Pump', a song which
simultaneously topped the hip-hop, country-western, and childrens'
charts in October 1992.

> 
> <Mongrel_Mind@Yahoo.com> wrote in message "cmsg rmgroup
> alt.music.doris-dragovic" (news:3b429371.11853695@news.cis.dfn.de)...
> 
> fascist drool snipped
> 
> ---
> foodfighter
> 
> the flamer,
> alt.fan.cattlovrr & alt.food.puke.mongrel-mind
Re: leviticus: muppet fucker
#63
Author: Night of the Living Deadhead
Date: Sun, 15 Jul 2001 15:36
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pyro wrote:
> "foodfighter" <dev/null@assblister.edu> wrote in message
> news:<9ilili$bq1$1@slb4.atl.mindspring.net>...
>> who died and made you casey kasem?
>> aaasshole
>>
>
> We have a long distance dedication going out to Fozzy Bear from
> Mutant-Mind.  The letter here reads "Dear Mr. Kasem, will you please
> play 'Hand on the Pump' by Cypress Hill?  It was the song playing when
> I first met Fozzy at a benefit to raise money for Big Bird's hospital
> bills for Butt Fungus and a bad case of the bird flu he had all
> winter..."  And here we go with 'Hand on the Pump', a song which
> simultaneously topped the hip-hop, country-western, and childrens'
> charts in October 1992.
>

Ok. You're definitely cool.


>>
>> <Mongrel_Mind@Yahoo.com> wrote in message "cmsg rmgroup
>> alt.music.doris-dragovic"
> (news:3b429371.11853695@news.cis.dfn.de)...
>>
>> fascist drool snipped
>>
>> ---
>> foodfighter
>>
>> the flamer,
>> alt.fan.cattlovrr & alt.food.puke.mongrel-mind

And I eschew slurping, for the most part.


-- 

GORTICIAN
http://www.mp3.com/gortician
Re: leviticus: muppet fucker
#64
Author: fLameDogg
Date: Sun, 15 Jul 2001 18:56
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pyro_999@Hotmail.com (pyro) wrote in
news:1265fb17.0107150548.24d8476d@posting.google.com: 

> abcdef@ghijk.org (T2Y) wrote in message
> news:<3b525a0d.68060526@news.alt.net>... 
>> On 13 Jul 2001 12:18:16 -0700, pyro_999@hotmail.com (pyro) wrote:
>> 
>> >abcdef@ghijk.org (T2Y) wrote in message
>> >news:<3b5303ae.45945950@news.alt.net>... 
>> >> On Thu, 12 Jul 2001 20:34:24 -0500, "foodfighter"
>> >> <dev/null@assblister.edu> wrote:
>> >> 
>> >> >who died and made you casey kasem?
>> >> >aaasshole
>> >> >
>> >> aint that fuker ded yet?
>> >
>> >He choked to death on a bottle cap last October
>> >
>> no shet?? 
>> 
>> weiht uh sekond........why da fuk ded he swalow uh botle cap?
> 
> He was trying to open a beer with his teeth.  It's a very common way
> to die.  The same thing happened to
> 1. Tennesee Williams
> 2. Abby Hoffman (as noted)
> 3. Al Capone
> 4. The 1980s homeless advocate named Snyder whose first name I forget
> 5. Mama Cass
> 6. Janis Joplin
> 7. Scott Joplin
> 8. Babe Ruth
> 9. Big Bill Thompson, mayor of Chicago in the 1920s
> 
> and other lesser celebrities

Don't forget Elvis.  Okay, so the cap somehow wound up in the other 
orifice, but the effect (death) was the same. 
Re: leviticus: muppet fucker
#65
Author: pyro
Date: Mon, 16 Jul 2001 01:35
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fLameDogg <flamedogg@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<Xns90DF8EB3DBD7Bimamidnighttoken@65.82.44.100>...
> pyro_999@Hotmail.com (pyro) wrote in
> news:1265fb17.0107150548.24d8476d@posting.google.com: 
> 
> > abcdef@ghijk.org (T2Y) wrote in message
> > news:<3b525a0d.68060526@news.alt.net>... 
> >> On 13 Jul 2001 12:18:16 -0700, pyro_999@hotmail.com (pyro) wrote:
> >> 
> >> >abcdef@ghijk.org (T2Y) wrote in message
> >> >news:<3b5303ae.45945950@news.alt.net>... 
> >> >> On Thu, 12 Jul 2001 20:34:24 -0500, "foodfighter"
> >> >> <dev/null@assblister.edu> wrote:
> >> >> 
> >> >> >who died and made you casey kasem?
> >> >> >aaasshole
> >> >> >
> >> >> aint that fuker ded yet?
> >> >
> >> >He choked to death on a bottle cap last October
> >> >
> >> no shet?? 
> >> 
> >> weiht uh sekond........why da fuk ded he swalow uh botle cap?
> > 
> > He was trying to open a beer with his teeth.  It's a very common way
> > to die.  The same thing happened to
> > 1. Tennesee Williams
> > 2. Abby Hoffman (as noted)
> > 3. Al Capone
> > 4. The 1980s homeless advocate named Snyder whose first name I forget
> > 5. Mama Cass
> > 6. Janis Joplin
> > 7. Scott Joplin
> > 8. Babe Ruth
> > 9. Big Bill Thompson, mayor of Chicago in the 1920s
> > 
> > and other lesser celebrities
> 
> Don't forget Elvis.  Okay, so the cap somehow wound up in the other 
> orifice, but the effect (death) was the same.

He actually died from the thing being in there or is was a
coincidence?
There's some people who died because something was in the other end.
If you plug up your asshole with a cork or glue in shut with epoxy,
you'll explode like a kernel of popcorn in 4 days.

But it won't be a "pop" noise  It will be Ka-BANG!...WHoooooooosh!
Re: leviticus: muppet fucker
#66
Author: pyro
Date: Mon, 06 Aug 2001 15:40
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"foodfighter" <dev/null@assblister.edu> wrote in message news:<9ilili$bq1$1@slb4.atl.mindspring.net>...
> who died and made you casey kasem?
> aaasshole
> 
> 
> <Mongrel_Mind@Yahoo.com> wrote in message "cmsg rmgroup
> alt.music.doris-dragovic" (news:3b429371.11853695@news.cis.dfn.de)...
> 
> fascist drool snipped

Flaming is better/The second time around...

The Rmgroup message was counteracted some time last week by comrade
Moammar.  If you still can't see AMDD raise Cain to get it added.

and now:

I guess I should have known
By the way Mongrel_Anus sprays out Rmgroups like cum
That it theoretically wouldn't last
Cus he's the kind of person 
Who when they don't understand something
Will have a shit fit and try to kill it fast
Guess I must be naive
To think that all people
Would be inclined to leave well enough alone
But it was more than abundantly clear
That Advanced Countermeasures had to be taken
Now it's fucken better than bein' stoned

Refrain:

We all opined:
Circle of little yellow resurrector bots
Lookin over Mongrel_Anus' shoulder
Circle of little yellow resurrector bots
Work your way first-in-first-out through the whole Rmgroup folder!

Shortly after this happened to the wrong folks
A couple of programmers got working
For a net where speech and association could remain free
And they cooked up much-needed software
As fast as they could
With Perl, sed, NT & Unix Shell, and VB
Now Mongrel_Anus can try to wipe things out
But it now makes less of a difference
Because almost with as much thought as he used
One of the four bots will see it
And get on the task
Of counteracting his habitual net-abuse

(Refrain)

(Bridge)

If he wants to up the ante
Which given his past record
Would be on the verge of being obscene
We all are ready for the escalation
That would spread it far and wide
And more than one person
Would get out their Cmsg Cancel machine

(Refrain)


> 
> ---
> foodfighter
> 
> the flamer,
> alt.fan.cattlovrr & alt.food.puke.mongrel-mind
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