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> I have had decent luck picking up ladies by calling pay phones. When
> someone answesr I say that I am with the "housing hotline" and am trying
> to reach a lady at that phone who is looking for housing. Often people
> will cooperate by asking nearby females if they need housing.When I talk
> to female I explain that the imaginary lady must have wandered off and
> lost free housing and a part time job. Evet so often there is actually a
> lady who needs housing. When that happens I tell her that a "volunteer"
> will be there shortly. I then go to the phone booth, If she is decent I
> bring her home ans sometimes we have some fun but I never force anything.
> Otherwise I explain that the housing is not available and giver her some
> food money. In most cases thoug, the lady is just interested in the job.
> I tell here that there are 2 jobs, housecleaning a 7 dollars an hour or a
> massage at ten dollars an hour.If they are only interested in the first
> job I give them a disconnected number but if they are interested in the
> massageIeither get there number or figure out a way to hook up-they will
> not know that I was the voice on the phone. When the masage starts I
> offer to start by massaging her so I can show her the technique and
> explain that it will counwill counts as part of the paid time.If she
> agrees I tell her to get comfortable and I begin to undress. It amazes me
> how many of them will do the same. I then massage her back and hopefully
> her front. Once she turns over I have it made I will get her off with my
> finger and she,of course will reciprocate with a handjob. If not, I least
> I get a good back rub. Just curious if any of you ladies have ever
> answered my phone calls.
> 
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Fuckhead.