🚀 go-pugleaf

>Subject: Re: Please
>From: ravenraingoddess@aol.com  (RavenRainGoddess)
>Date: 4/29/2003 6:46 PM Eastern Standard Time
>Message-id: <20030429184637.26988.00000314@mb-m26.aol.com>
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>>From: conurebird1@aol.com 
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>>Let us all go the "witch tig" board and chant "Om ne ma ya shivah"  Those
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>>are so lost.   I feel sorry for them.  They have so much hate in them.  God
>>help them.  They are like little beetles running around in blind mazes. Let
>>us
>>show them the light.  Let us show them "love" for one another. Let us show
>>them
>>compassion. Let us show them how to be concerned for one another. No?   OK! 
>>Thought I'd try.  I would not waste my time either.
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> Well Russ, I agree that they are miserable unhappy people, but it seems as
>though they enjoy it.  :::shrug:::  
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>Sorry to be crude.  This "bit" reminded me of that "Newsgroup" for some
reason.  I don't know why. Miserable person is listed.



The Vain Person - One who loves the smell of his own farts.
The Amiable Person - One who loves the smell of other people's farts

The Proud Person - One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine

The Shy Person - One who releases silent farts and then blushes

The Imprudent Person - One who boldly farts out loud and then laughs

The Scientific Person - One who farts regularly but is truly concerned about
pollution

The Unfortunate Person – One who tries awfully hard to fart but shits instead

The Nervous Person – One who stops in the middle of a fart. 

The Honest Person – One who admits he farted and offers a good medical reason


The Dishonest Person – One who farts and then blames the dog

The Foolish Person – One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours

The Thrifty Person – One who always has several food farts in reserve

The Anti-Social Person – One who excuses himself and farts in complete
privacy

The Strategic Person – One who conceals his farts with loud laughter

The Sadistic Person – One who farts in bed and fluffs the covers over his
head

The Intellectual Person – One who can determine from the smell of his
neighbor's fart precisely the latest food items consumed

The Athletic Person – One who farts at the slightest coercion

The Miserable Person – One who would truly love to, but can't fart at all

The Sensitive Person – One who farts and then starts crying

The Sneaky Person - One who quietly farts and then quickly walks away


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