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>Subject: Re: Please
>From: conurebird1@aol.com  (Conurebird1)
>Date: 4/29/2003 7:14 PM Eastern Standard Time
>Message-id: <20030429191449.18387.00000471@mb-m29.aol.com>
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>>Subject: Re: Please
>>From: ravenraingoddess@aol.com  (RavenRainGoddess)
>>Date: 4/29/2003 6:46 PM Eastern Standard Time
>>Message-id: <20030429184637.26988.00000314@mb-m26.aol.com>
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>>>From: conurebird1@aol.com 
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>>>Let us all go the "witch tig" board and chant "Om ne ma ya shivah"  Those
>>>folks
>>>are so lost.   I feel sorry for them.  They have so much hate in them.  God
>>>help them.  They are like little beetles running around in blind mazes. Let
>>>us
>>>show them the light.  Let us show them "love" for one another. Let us show
>>>them
>>>compassion. Let us show them how to be concerned for one another. No?   OK!
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>>>Thought I'd try.  I would not waste my time either.
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>> Well Russ, I agree that they are miserable unhappy people, but it seems as
>>though they enjoy it.  :::shrug:::  
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>>Sorry to be crude.  This "bit" reminded me of that "Newsgroup" for some
>reason.  I don't know why. Miserable person is listed.  How about the "fun
guy" that flicks his bic?
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>The Vain Person - One who loves the smell of his own farts.
>The Amiable Person - One who loves the smell of other people's farts
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>The Proud Person - One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine
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>The Shy Person - One who releases silent farts and then blushes
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>The Imprudent Person - One who boldly farts out loud and then laughs
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>The Scientific Person - One who farts regularly but is truly concerned about
>pollution
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>The Unfortunate Person – One who tries awfully hard to fart but shits
instead
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>The Nervous Person – One who stops in the middle of a fart. 
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>The Honest Person – One who admits he farted and offers a good medical
reason
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>The Dishonest Person – One who farts and then blames the dog
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>The Foolish Person – One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours
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>The Thrifty Person – One who always has several food farts in reserve
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>The Anti-Social Person – One who excuses himself and farts in complete
>privacy
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>The Strategic Person – One who conceals his farts with loud laughter
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>The Sadistic Person – One who farts in bed and fluffs the covers over his
>head
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>The Intellectual Person – One who can determine from the smell of his
>neighbor's fart precisely the latest food items consumed
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>The Athletic Person – One who farts at the slightest coercion
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>The Miserable Person – One who would truly love to, but can't fart at all
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>The Sensitive Person – One who farts and then starts crying
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>The Sneaky Person - One who quietly farts and then quickly walks away
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>How about the "fun guy" that flicks his bic?"
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