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Re: Dana Plato had too many beers (Was Re: Michael Jackson decided to shift gears (Was Re: Alfred E. Newman has big ears ( Was R...

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From: Nell Carter's Pool Boy
Date: Fri, 09 Oct 1992 05:07
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feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
>} mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>} :)jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
>} :)>jvmg9796@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (doc) writes:
>} :)>>v106qjh9@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>} :)>>>iam30974@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (129-384320a-b) writes...
>} :)>>>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes:
>} :)>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>} :)>>>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
>} :)>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
>} :)>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>} :)>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>} :)>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita) writes:
>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) writes:
>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes:
>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>linky@uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) writes:
>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael Linksvayer) writes:
>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own cascade....
>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own blockade
>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good cocaine.
>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last chess game.
>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy friend's chest mane.
>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head sans brain
>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go insane
>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane...
>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain. 
>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain.
>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain.
>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great danes.
>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame.
>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>Come off it, it's really just a game.
>} :)>>>>>>>>>>Come to think of it, DOS is really lame.
>} :)>>>>>>>>>Shun pinks, ROSS is fair game.
>} :)>>>>>>>>Clinton thinks Ross has no brain.
>} :)>>>>>>>All agree that Criss Cross is great pain.
>} :)>>>>>>See melting H Ross in the rain
>} :)>>>>>Perot goes swirling down the drain
>} :)>>>>'drain' was used! (but not 'inane')!
>} :)>>>Ya know, I miss Jane.
>} :)>>You MUST be insane!
>} :)>Why? She's not a good dame?
>} :)I understand HE is no longer the same!
>} Not wearing protection can put one to shame.
>such actions can also kill and maim
I don't think Shaun Cassidy's tame.
-- 
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Jason A. Lindquist		      University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaignlinky@uiuc.edu          "Come on, Dutch.  You blow away a broad's date, the
			 least you can do is drive her home."                                                                            --James Woods, _Cop_
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From: jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy)
Subject: Re: Dana Plato had too many beers (Was Re: Michael Jackson decided to shift gears (Was Re: Alfred E. Newman has big ears ( Was Re: David Ogden Steirs (was:Re: hate my peers (Re: Gored by steers (was Re: bored to tears))))))
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Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 05:07:38 GMT
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