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This'll be long, in a few years (Was Re: Dana Plato had too many beers (Was Re: Michael Jackson decided to shift gears (Was Re: ...

#27
From: Chuck Carroll
Date: Fri, 09 Oct 1992 05:37
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jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
>>} mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>} :)jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
>>} :)>jvmg9796@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (doc) writes:
>>} :)>>v106qjh9@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>>} :)>>>iam30974@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (129-384320a-b) writes...
>>} :)>>>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes:
>>} :)>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>} :)>>>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
>>} :)>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
>>} :)>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>} :)>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita) writes:
>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) writes:
>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes:
>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>linky@uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) writes:
>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael Linksvayer) writes:
>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own cascade....
>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own blockade
>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good cocaine.
>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last chess game.
>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy friend's chest mane.
>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head sans brain
>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go insane
>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane...
>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain. 
>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain.
>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain.
>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great danes.
>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame.
>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>>Come off it, it's really just a game.
>>} :)>>>>>>>>>>Come to think of it, DOS is really lame.
>>} :)>>>>>>>>>Shun pinks, ROSS is fair game.
>>} :)>>>>>>>>Clinton thinks Ross has no brain.
>>} :)>>>>>>>All agree that Criss Cross is great pain.
>>} :)>>>>>>See melting H Ross in the rain
>>} :)>>>>>Perot goes swirling down the drain
>>} :)>>>>'drain' was used! (but not 'inane')!
>>} :)>>>Ya know, I miss Jane.
>>} :)>>You MUST be insane!
>>} :)>Why? She's not a good dame?
>>} :)I understand HE is no longer the same!
>>} Not wearing protection can put one to shame.
>>such actions can also kill and maim
>I don't think Shaun Cassidy's tame.
He aspires to fortune and fame.

-- 
Chuck Carroll					      cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
"Counselor Troi, do you sense anything from this 'Stimpy?'"
"I sense extreme stupidity...wait, there's something else...
I feel...Happy Happy Happy, Joy Joy Joy!"
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From: cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll)
Subject: This'll be long, in a few years (Was Re: Dana Plato had too many beers (Was Re: Michael Jackson decided to shift gears (Was Re: Alfred E. Newman has big ears ( Was Re: David Ogden Steirs (was:Re: hate my peers (Re: Gored by steers (was Re: bored to tears)))))))
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Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 05:37:36 GMT
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