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Klingons do NOT drive cars. (Re: Star Drek is very sub par (Re: ST:TNG has had a few Yars (Was Re: Out your ears (Re: Kill Yr Pe...

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From: Chuck Carroll
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 17:41
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feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>} feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>} >cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>} >>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>} >>>ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
>} >>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>} >>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>} >>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>} >>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>} >>>>>>>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
>} >>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>} >>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>} >>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes...
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes:
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes:
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>aar50482@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>williamf@umbc4.umbc.edu (TheBigBopper) writes...
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>petersen@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Julie Petersen) writes:
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jvmg9796@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (doc) writes:
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>iam30974@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (129-384320a-b) writes...
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes:
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writ
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) 
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Bo
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita) writes:
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) 
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wann
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksva
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) write
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>linky@uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) w
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feyg
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael Lin
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) 
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) write
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own casc
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own blocka
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good coca
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last chess
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy friend's 
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head sans b
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go insane
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane...
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain. 
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain.
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain.
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great danes.
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame.
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Come off it, it's really just a game.
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Come to think of it, DOS is really lame.
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shun pinks, ROSS is fair game.
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Clinton thinks Ross has no brain.
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All agree that Criss Cross is great pain.
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>See melting H Ross in the rain
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Perot goes swirling down the drain
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>'drain' was used! (but not 'inane')!
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ya know, I miss Jane.
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You MUST be insane!
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why? She's not a good dame?
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I understand HE is no longer the same!
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Not wearing protection can put one to shame.
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>such actions can also kill and maim
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I don't think Shaun Cassidy's tame.
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>He aspires to fortune and fame.
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I tried to swallow when he came.
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This cascade gives me a migrane.
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate it when they complain!
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Find your mate on a twisted lane.
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>With her blood running down the drain.
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>And her spine oozing her brain.
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>giant cows fart out methane
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Has anyone seen that train??
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hit you with my cane
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dragons, he has slain
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and lions with a mane
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Light a match to some butane
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Is it christmas yet? ...I want a candy cane.
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Christmas or Eastern, the candy's the same.
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>Isnt that a shame?
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>Here's a very bad rhyme!
>} >>>>>>>>>>>This is a terrible crime!
>} >>>>>>>>>> "I've discovered a new route to the Indies!"  he chimed.
>} >>>>>>>>>I must think of a rhyme before I run out of time
>} >>>>>>>>Eyes filled with dust are certain to induce a high-pitched whine.
>} >>>>>>>thats it...im drawing a line
>} >>>>>>What's "im" mean? Are you trying to be sublime?
>} >>>>>im means im--im talking like a mime
>} >>>>that seems fine, while I scrub grease and grime
>} >>>Vats of wine shant be consumed before their time.
>} >>UN chief U Thant will be fumed on November 9.
>} >You admit you cant bill me--i should know you amber slime!
>} Two gits want to pee--on you. You are slain.
>Four hits and you'll see--the light.  You are vain.
Obits for your brother.  He--is dead.  You are Cain.


-- 
Chuck Carroll					      cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
"Counselor Troi, do you sense anything from this 'Stimpy?'"
"I sense extreme stupidity...wait, there's something else...
I feel...Happy Happy Happy, Joy Joy Joy!"
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From: cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll)
Subject: Klingons do NOT drive cars. (Re: Star Drek is very sub par (Re: ST:TNG has had a few Yars (Was Re: Out your ears (Re: Kill Yr Peers (Re: Moving to Algiers (Re: I think my rent is in arears (Was Re: This'll be long, in a few)
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