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Article #86Klingons do NOT drive cars. (Re: Star Drek is very sub par (Re: ST:TNG has had a few Yars (Was Re: Out your ears (Re: Kill Yr Pe...
From: Chuck Carroll
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 17:41
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 17:41
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feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes: >} feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >} >cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes: >} >>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes: >} >>>ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes: >} >>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >} >>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes: >} >>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >} >>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes: >} >>>>>>>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes: >} >>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes: >} >>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >} >>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes: >} >>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes... >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes: >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes: >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes: >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes: >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes: >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>aar50482@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes: >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes: >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes: >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes: >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes: >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>williamf@umbc4.umbc.edu (TheBigBopper) writes... >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>petersen@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Julie Petersen) writes: >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes: >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes: >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes: >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes: >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes: >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jvmg9796@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (doc) writes: >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes: >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>iam30974@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (129-384320a-b) writes... >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes: >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes: >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writ >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes: >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Bo >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita) writes: >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wann >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksva >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes: >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) write >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>linky@uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) w >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feyg >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael Lin >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) write >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own casc >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own blocka >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good coca >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last chess >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy friend's >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head sans b >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go insane >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane... >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain. >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain. >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain. >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great danes. >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame. >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Come off it, it's really just a game. >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Come to think of it, DOS is really lame. >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shun pinks, ROSS is fair game. >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Clinton thinks Ross has no brain. >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All agree that Criss Cross is great pain. >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>See melting H Ross in the rain >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Perot goes swirling down the drain >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>'drain' was used! (but not 'inane')! >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ya know, I miss Jane. >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You MUST be insane! >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why? She's not a good dame? >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I understand HE is no longer the same! >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Not wearing protection can put one to shame. >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>such actions can also kill and maim >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I don't think Shaun Cassidy's tame. >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>He aspires to fortune and fame. >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I tried to swallow when he came. >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This cascade gives me a migrane. >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate it when they complain! >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Find your mate on a twisted lane. >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>With her blood running down the drain. >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>And her spine oozing her brain. >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>giant cows fart out methane >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Has anyone seen that train?? >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hit you with my cane >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dragons, he has slain >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and lions with a mane >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Light a match to some butane >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Is it christmas yet? ...I want a candy cane. >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Christmas or Eastern, the candy's the same. >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>Isnt that a shame? >} >>>>>>>>>>>>Here's a very bad rhyme! >} >>>>>>>>>>>This is a terrible crime! >} >>>>>>>>>> "I've discovered a new route to the Indies!" he chimed. >} >>>>>>>>>I must think of a rhyme before I run out of time >} >>>>>>>>Eyes filled with dust are certain to induce a high-pitched whine. >} >>>>>>>thats it...im drawing a line >} >>>>>>What's "im" mean? Are you trying to be sublime? >} >>>>>im means im--im talking like a mime >} >>>>that seems fine, while I scrub grease and grime >} >>>Vats of wine shant be consumed before their time. >} >>UN chief U Thant will be fumed on November 9. >} >You admit you cant bill me--i should know you amber slime! >} Two gits want to pee--on you. You are slain. >Four hits and you'll see--the light. You are vain. Obits for your brother. He--is dead. You are Cain. -- Chuck Carroll cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu "Counselor Troi, do you sense anything from this 'Stimpy?'" "I sense extreme stupidity...wait, there's something else... I feel...Happy Happy Happy, Joy Joy Joy!"
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Newsgroups: cso.freshmen,alt.slack,alt.cascades,alt.stupidity,alt.politics.kibo,alt.wpi.negativland.subgenii.for.rent,alt.cascade,alt.ensign.wesley.die.die.die,alt.lwaxana-troi.die.die.die,alt.fan.dan-simms,alt.sex.carebears Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!sparky!uunet!haven.umd.edu!darwin.sura.net!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!malgudi.oar.net!caen!sdd.hp.com!ux1.cso.uiuc.edu!news.cso.uiuc.edu!uxa.cso.uiuc.edu!cec35848 From: cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) Subject: Klingons do NOT drive cars. (Re: Star Drek is very sub par (Re: ST:TNG has had a few Yars (Was Re: Out your ears (Re: Kill Yr Peers (Re: Moving to Algiers (Re: I think my rent is in arears (Was Re: This'll be long, in a few) References: <Bw2MFE.3wD@news.cso.uiuc.edu> <Bw2oMJ.4xp@news.cso.uiuc.edu> <Bw2wEH.D80@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> <Bw3n9K.KE0@news.cso.uiuc.edu> <Bw4Dx5.4yI@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> Message-ID: <Bw4H55.Iw3@news.cso.uiuc.edu> Sender: usenet@news.cso.uiuc.edu (Net Noise owner) Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 17:41:28 GMT Keywords: cascade in subject line Lines: 124