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Re: Star Drek is very sub par (Re: ST:TNG has had a few Yars (Was Re: Out your ears (Re: Kill Yr Peers (Re: Moving to Algiers (R...

#87
From: Marlon McDuck
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 22:09
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Michael R Linksvayer (mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu) wrote:
: ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
: >cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
: >>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
: >>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
: >>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes...
: >>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
: >>>>>>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes:
: >>>>>>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
: >>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
: >>>>>>>>>ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
: >>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
: >>>>>>>>>>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes:
: >>>>>>>>>>>aar50482@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
: >>>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>williamf@umbc4.umbc.edu (TheBigBopper) writes...
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>petersen@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Julie Petersen) writes:
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jvmg9796@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (doc) writes:
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>iam30974@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (129-384320a-b) writes...
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) w
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) 
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvay 
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Poo
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita) wri
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for  
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain 
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Lin
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) w
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) 
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>linky@uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Spa
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michae
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Fey
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) 
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own b
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last 
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy fri 
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head 
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go in
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane...
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain 
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain.
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great dan
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame.
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Come off it, it's really just a game.
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Come to think of it, DOS is really lame.
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shun pinks, ROSS is fair game.
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Clinton thinks Ross has no brain.
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All agree that Criss Cross is great pain.
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>See melting H Ross in the rain
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Perot goes swirling down the drain
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>'drain' was used! (but not 'inane')!
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ya know, I miss Jane.
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You MUST be insane!
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why? She's not a good dame?
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I understand HE is no longer the same!
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Not wearing protection can put one to shame.
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>such actions can also kill and maim
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I don't think Shaun Cassidy's tame.
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>He aspires to fortune and fame.
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I tried to swallow when he came.
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This cascade gives me a migrane.
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate it when they complain!
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Find your mate on a twisted lane.
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>With her blood running down the drain.
: >>>>>>>>>>>>>And her spine oozing her brain.
: >>>>>>>>>>>>giant cows fart out methane
: >>>>>>>>>>>Has anyone seen that train??
: >>>>>>>>>>I hit you with my cane
: >>>>>>>>>dragons, he has slain
: >>>>>>>>>and lions with a mane
: >>>>>>>>Light a match to some butane
: >>>>>>>Is it christmas yet? ...I want a candy cane.
: >>>>>>Christmas or Eastern, the candy's the same.
: >>>>>Isnt that a shame?
: >>>>Here's a very bad rhyme!
: >>>This is a terrible crime!
: >> "I've discovered a new route to the Indies!"  he chimed.
: >I must think of a rhyme before I run out of time
: Eyes filled with dust are certain to induce a high-pitched whine.
Cascading is nice but I'd rather just mime.

Marlon the Newbie Cascader
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Subject: Re: Star Drek is very sub par (Re: ST:TNG has had a few Yars (Was Re: Out your ears (Re: Kill Yr Peers (Re: Moving to Algiers (Re: I think my rent is in arears (Was Re: This'll be long, in a few)
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