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feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:

>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes:
>} In article <Bw4H55.Iw3@news.cso.uiuc.edu> cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>} >feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>} >>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>} >>} feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>} >>} >cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>} >>} >>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>} >>} >>>ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
>} >>} >>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>} >>} >>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>} >>} >>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>} >>} >>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>} >>} >>>>>>>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes...
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes:
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes:
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>aar50482@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>williamf@umbc4.umbc.edu (TheBigBopper) writes...
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>petersen@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Julie Petersen) writes:
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jvmg9796@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (doc) writes:
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>iam30974@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (129-384320a-b) writes...
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes:
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writ
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) 
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Bo
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita) writes:
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) 
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wann
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksva
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) write
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>linky@uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) w
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feyg
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael Lin
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) 
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) write
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own casc
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own blocka
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good coca
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last chess
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy friend's 
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head sans b
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go insane
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane...
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain. 
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain.
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain.
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great danes.
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame.
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Come off it, it's really just a game.
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Come to think of it, DOS is really lame.
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shun pinks, ROSS is fair game.
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Clinton thinks Ross has no brain.
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All agree that Criss Cross is great pain.
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>See melting H Ross in the rain
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Perot goes swirling down the drain
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>'drain' was used! (but not 'inane')!
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ya know, I miss Jane.
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You MUST be insane!
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why? She's not a good dame?
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I understand HE is no longer the same!
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Not wearing protection can put one to shame.
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>such actions can also kill and maim
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I don't think Shaun Cassidy's tame.
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>He aspires to fortune and fame.
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I tried to swallow when he came.
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This cascade gives me a migrane.
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate it when they complain!
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Find your mate on a twisted lane.
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>With her blood running down the drain.
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>And her spine oozing her brain.
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>giant cows fart out methane
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Has anyone seen that train??
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hit you with my cane
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dragons, he has slain
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and lions with a mane
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Light a match to some butane
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Is it christmas yet? ...I want a candy cane.
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Christmas or Eastern, the candy's the same.
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>Isnt that a shame?
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>Here's a very bad rhyme!
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>This is a terrible crime!
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>> "I've discovered a new route to the Indies!"  he chimed.
>} >>} >>>>>>>>>I must think of a rhyme before I run out of time
>} >>} >>>>>>>>Eyes filled with dust are certain to induce a high-pitched whine.
>} >>} >>>>>>>thats it...im drawing a line
>} >>} >>>>>>What's "im" mean? Are you trying to be sublime?
>} >>} >>>>>im means im--im talking like a mime
>} >>} >>>>that seems fine, while I scrub grease and grime
>} >>} >>>Vats of wine shant be consumed before their time.
>} >>} >>UN chief U Thant will be fumed on November 9.
>} >>} >You admit you cant bill me--i should know you amber slime!
>} >>} Two gits want to pee--on you. You are slain.
>} >>Four hits and you'll see--the light.  You are vain.
>} >Obits for your brother.  He--is dead.  You are Cain.
>} Submit to your mother, filled with bread -- you're in pain.
>Defeat your brother, you'll be glad -- then insane.

Get hit on by another wearing plaid-- you'll get lain.


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Laura J. Zurawski                |    "L'enfer, c'est les autres"
ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu        |
Juni@uiuc.edu                    |                       --Jean-Paul Sartre
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>  Alexander Feygin      "This species has amused itself to death"
> a-feygin@uiuc.edu                -- Roger Waters

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