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Re: Star Drek is very sub par (Re: ST:TNG has had a few Yars (Was Re: Out your ears (Re: Kill Yr Peers (Re: Moving to Algiers (R...

#90
From: Alexander Feygin
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 04:07
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mbfeld@unix.amherst.edu (Marlon McDuck) writes:
} Michael R Linksvayer (mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu) wrote:
} : ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
} : >cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
} : >>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
} : >>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
} : >>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes...
} : >>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
} : >>>>>>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes:
} : >>>>>>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
} : >>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
} : >>>>>>>>>ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
} : >>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
} : >>>>>>>>>>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes:
} : >>>>>>>>>>>aar50482@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>williamf@umbc4.umbc.edu (TheBigBopper) writes...
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>petersen@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Julie Petersen) writes:
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jvmg9796@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (doc) writes:
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>iam30974@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (129-384320a-b) writes...
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) w
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) 
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvay 
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Poo
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita) wri
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for  
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain 
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Lin
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) w
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) 
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>linky@uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Spa
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michae
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Fey
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) 
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own b
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last 
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy fri 
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head 
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go in
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane...
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain 
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain.
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great dan
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame.
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Come off it, it's really just a game.
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Come to think of it, DOS is really lame.
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shun pinks, ROSS is fair game.
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Clinton thinks Ross has no brain.
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All agree that Criss Cross is great pain.
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>See melting H Ross in the rain
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Perot goes swirling down the drain
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>'drain' was used! (but not 'inane')!
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ya know, I miss Jane.
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You MUST be insane!
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why? She's not a good dame?
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I understand HE is no longer the same!
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Not wearing protection can put one to shame.
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>such actions can also kill and maim
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I don't think Shaun Cassidy's tame.
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>He aspires to fortune and fame.
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I tried to swallow when he came.
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This cascade gives me a migrane.
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate it when they complain!
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Find your mate on a twisted lane.
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>With her blood running down the drain.
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>>And her spine oozing her brain.
} : >>>>>>>>>>>>giant cows fart out methane
} : >>>>>>>>>>>Has anyone seen that train??
} : >>>>>>>>>>I hit you with my cane
} : >>>>>>>>>dragons, he has slain
} : >>>>>>>>>and lions with a mane
} : >>>>>>>>Light a match to some butane
} : >>>>>>>Is it christmas yet? ...I want a candy cane.
} : >>>>>>Christmas or Eastern, the candy's the same.
} : >>>>>Isnt that a shame?
} : >>>>Here's a very bad rhyme!
} : >>>This is a terrible crime!
} : >> "I've discovered a new route to the Indies!"  he chimed.
} : >I must think of a rhyme before I run out of time
} : Eyes filled with dust are certain to induce a high-pitched whine.
} Cascading is nice but I'd rather just mime.
Parading a vice makes you rather a slime.

-- 
  Alexander Feygin      "This species has amused itself to death"
 a-feygin@uiuc.edu                -- Roger Waters

   The opinions expressed above are those of the author and not CCSO
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From: feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin)
Subject: Re: Star Drek is very sub par (Re: ST:TNG has had a few Yars (Was Re: Out your ears (Re: Kill Yr Peers (Re: Moving to Algiers (Re: I think my rent is in arears (Was Re: This'll be long, in a few)
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Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 04:07:16 GMT
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