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ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes:
>>} In article <Bw4H55.Iw3@news.cso.uiuc.edu> cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>} >feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>} >>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>} >>} feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>} >>} >cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>} >>} >>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>} >>} >>>ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
>>} >>} >>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>} >>} >>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>} >>} >>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>} >>} >>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes...
>>} >>} >espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
>>} >>} >>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes:
>>} >>} >>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
>>} >>} >>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>} >>} >>>>>ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
>>} >>} >>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>} >>} >>>>>>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes:
>>} >>} >>>>>>>aar50482@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>williamf@umbc4.umbc.edu (TheBigBopper) writes...
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>petersen@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Julie Petersen) writes:
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jvmg9796@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (doc) writes:
>>} >>} >>v106qjh9@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>>} >>} }>iam30974@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (129-384320a-b) writes...
>>} >>} }>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes:
>>} >>} }>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>} >>} }>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
>>} >>} }>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writ
>>} >>} }>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) 
>>} >>} }>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Bo
>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita) writes:
>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) 
>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wann
>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksva
>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes
>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) write
>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>linky@uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) w
>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for
>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feyg
>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael Lin
>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) 
>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) write
>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own casc
>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own blocka
>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good coca
>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last chess
>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy friend's 
>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head sans b
>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go insane
>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane...
>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain. 
>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain.
>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain.
>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great danes.
>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame.
>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>Come off it, it's really just a game.
>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>Come to think of it, DOS is really lame.
>>} >>} }>>>>>>>Shun pinks, ROSS is fair game.
>>} >>} }>>>>>>Clinton thinks Ross has no brain.
>>} >>} }>>>>>All agree that Criss Cross is great pain.
>>} >>} }>>>>See melting H Ross in the rain
>>} >>} }>>>Perot goes swirling down the drain
>>} >>} }>>'drain' was used! (but not 'inane')!
>>} >>} }>Ya know, I miss Jane.
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You MUST be insane!
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why? She's not a good dame?
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I understand HE is no longer the same!
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Not wearing protection can put one to shame.
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>such actions can also kill and maim
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I don't think Shaun Cassidy's tame.
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>He aspires to fortune and fame.
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I tried to swallow when he came.
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This cascade gives me a migrane.
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate it when they complain!
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Find your mate on a twisted lane.
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>With her blood running down the drain.
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>And her spine oozing her brain.
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>giant cows fart out methane
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Has anyone seen that train??
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hit you with my cane
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dragons, he has slain
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and lions with a mane
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Light a match to some butane
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Is it christmas yet? ...I want a candy cane.
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Christmas or Eastern, the candy's the same.
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>Isnt that a shame?
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>Here's a very bad rhyme!
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>This is a terrible crime!
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>> "I've discovered a new route to the Indies!"  he chimed.
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>I must think of a rhyme before I run out of time
>>} >>} >>>>>>>>Eyes filled with dust are certain to induce a high-pitched whine.
>>} >>} >>>>>>>thats it...im drawing a line
>>} >>} >>>>>>What's "im" mean? Are you trying to be sublime?
>>} >>} >>>>>im means im--im talking like a mime
>>} >>} >>>>that seems fine, while I scrub grease and grime
>>} >>} >>>Vats of wine shant be consumed before their time.
>>} >>} >>UN chief U Thant will be fumed on November 9.
>>} >>} >You admit you cant bill me--i should know you amber slime!
>>} >>} Two gits want to pee--on you. You are slain.
>>} >>Four hits and you'll see--the light.  You are vain.
>>} >Obits for your brother.  He--is dead.  You are Cain.
>>} Submit to your mother, filled with bread -- you're in pain.
>>Defeat your brother, you'll be glad -- then insane.
>Get hit on by another wearing plaid-- you'll get lain.
Something made my lose my lunch as a lad-- Conrad Bain.
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--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Jason A. Lindquist		      University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaignlinky@uiuc.edu          "Come on, Dutch.  You blow away a broad's date, the
			 least you can do is drive her home."                                                                            --James Woods, _Cop_