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Re: Klingons do NOT drive cars. (Re: Star Drek is very sub par (Re: ST:TNG has had a few Yars (Was Re: Out your ears (Re: Kill Y...

#92
From: Chuck Carroll
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 04:59
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jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes:
>>>} cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>>} >feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>} >>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>} >>} feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>} >>} >cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>>} >>} >>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>} >>} >>>ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
>>>} >>} >>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>} >>} >>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>} >>} >>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes...
>>>} >>} >espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
>>>} >>} >>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes:
>>>} >>} >>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
>>>} >>} >>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>} >>} >>>>>ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
>>>} >>} >>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>} >>} >>>>>>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes:
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>aar50482@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>williamf@umbc4.umbc.edu (TheBigBopper) writes...
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>petersen@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Julie Petersen) writes:
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jvmg9796@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (doc) writes:
>>>} >>} >>v106qjh9@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>>>} >>} }>iam30974@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (129-384320a-b) writes...
>>>} >>} }>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes:
>>>} >>} }>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>} >>} }>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
>>>} >>} }>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writ
>>>} >>} }>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) 
>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Bo
>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita) writes:
>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) 
>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wann
>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksva
>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes
>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) write
>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>linky@uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) w
>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for
>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feyg
>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael Lin
>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) 
>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) write
>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own casc
>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own blocka
>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good coca
>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last chess
>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy friend's 
>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head sans b
>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go insane
>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane...
>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain. 
>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain.
>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain.
>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great danes.
>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame.
>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>Come off it, it's really just a game.
>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>Come to think of it, DOS is really lame.
>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>Shun pinks, ROSS is fair game.
>>>} >>} }>>>>>>Clinton thinks Ross has no brain.
>>>} >>} }>>>>>All agree that Criss Cross is great pain.
>>>} >>} }>>>>See melting H Ross in the rain
>>>} >>} }>>>Perot goes swirling down the drain
>>>} >>} }>>'drain' was used! (but not 'inane')!
>>>} >>} }>Ya know, I miss Jane.
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You MUST be insane!
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why? She's not a good dame?
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I understand HE is no longer the same!
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Not wearing protection can put one to shame.
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>such actions can also kill and maim
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I don't think Shaun Cassidy's tame.
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>He aspires to fortune and fame.
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I tried to swallow when he came.
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This cascade gives me a migrane.
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate it when they complain!
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Find your mate on a twisted lane.
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>With her blood running down the drain.
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>And her spine oozing her brain.
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>giant cows fart out methane
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Has anyone seen that train??
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hit you with my cane
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dragons, he has slain
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and lions with a mane
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Light a match to some butane
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Is it christmas yet? ...I want a candy cane.
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Christmas or Eastern, the candy's the same.
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>Isnt that a shame?
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>Here's a very bad rhyme!
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>This is a terrible crime!
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>> "I've discovered a new route to the Indies!"  he chimed.
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>I must think of a rhyme before I run out of time
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>Eyes filled with dust are certain to induce a high-pitched whine.
>>>} >>} >>>>>>>thats it...im drawing a line
>>>} >>} >>>>>>What's "im" mean? Are you trying to be sublime?
>>>} >>} >>>>>im means im--im talking like a mime
>>>} >>} >>>>that seems fine, while I scrub grease and grime
>>>} >>} >>>Vats of wine shant be consumed before their time.
>>>} >>} >>UN chief U Thant will be fumed on November 9.
>>>} >>} >You admit you cant bill me--i should know you amber slime!
>>>} >>} Two gits want to pee--on you. You are slain.
>>>} >>Four hits and you'll see--the light.  You are vain.
>>>} >Obits for your brother.  He--is dead.  You are Cain.
>>>} Submit to your mother, filled with bread -- you're in pain.
>>>Defeat your brother, you'll be glad -- then insane.
>>Get hit on by another wearing plaid-- you'll get lain.
>Something made my lose my lunch as a lad-- Conrad Bain.
Don't throw a punch if you're mad--complain.

-- 
Chuck Carroll					      cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
"Counselor Troi, do you sense anything from this 'Stimpy?'"
"I sense extreme stupidity...wait, there's something else...
I feel...Happy Happy Happy, Joy Joy Joy!"
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From: cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll)
Subject: Re: Klingons do NOT drive cars. (Re: Star Drek is very sub par (Re: ST:TNG has had a few Yars (Was Re: Out your ears (Re: Kill Yr Peers (Re: Moving to Algiers (Re: I think my rent is in arears (Was Re: This'll be long, in a few)
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Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 04:59:37 GMT
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