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Article #92Re: Klingons do NOT drive cars. (Re: Star Drek is very sub par (Re: ST:TNG has had a few Yars (Was Re: Out your ears (Re: Kill Y...
From: Chuck Carroll
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 04:59
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 04:59
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jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes: >ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes: >>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes: >>>} cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes: >>>} >feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>>} >>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes: >>>} >>} feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>>} >>} >cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes: >>>} >>} >>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes: >>>} >>} >>>ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes: >>>} >>} >>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>>} >>} >>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes: >>>} >>} >>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>>} >>} >>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes: >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes: >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes: >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes: >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes... >>>} >>} >espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes: >>>} >>} >>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes: >>>} >>} >>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes: >>>} >>} >>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>>} >>} >>>>>ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes: >>>} >>} >>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>>} >>} >>>>>>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes: >>>} >>} >>>>>>>aar50482@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes: >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes: >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes: >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes: >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes: >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>williamf@umbc4.umbc.edu (TheBigBopper) writes... >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>petersen@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Julie Petersen) writes: >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes: >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes: >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes: >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes: >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes: >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jvmg9796@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (doc) writes: >>>} >>} >>v106qjh9@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes: >>>} >>} }>iam30974@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (129-384320a-b) writes... >>>} >>} }>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes: >>>} >>} }>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>>} >>} }>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes: >>>} >>} }>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writ >>>} >>} }>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes: >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Bo >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita) writes: >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wann >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksva >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes: >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) write >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>linky@uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) w >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feyg >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael Lin >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) write >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own casc >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own blocka >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good coca >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last chess >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy friend's >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head sans b >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go insane >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane... >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain. >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain. >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain. >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great danes. >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame. >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>Come off it, it's really just a game. >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>Come to think of it, DOS is really lame. >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>Shun pinks, ROSS is fair game. >>>} >>} }>>>>>>Clinton thinks Ross has no brain. >>>} >>} }>>>>>All agree that Criss Cross is great pain. >>>} >>} }>>>>See melting H Ross in the rain >>>} >>} }>>>Perot goes swirling down the drain >>>} >>} }>>'drain' was used! (but not 'inane')! >>>} >>} }>Ya know, I miss Jane. >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You MUST be insane! >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why? She's not a good dame? >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I understand HE is no longer the same! >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Not wearing protection can put one to shame. >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>such actions can also kill and maim >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I don't think Shaun Cassidy's tame. >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>He aspires to fortune and fame. >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I tried to swallow when he came. >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This cascade gives me a migrane. >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate it when they complain! >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Find your mate on a twisted lane. >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>With her blood running down the drain. >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>And her spine oozing her brain. >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>giant cows fart out methane >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Has anyone seen that train?? >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hit you with my cane >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dragons, he has slain >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and lions with a mane >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Light a match to some butane >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Is it christmas yet? ...I want a candy cane. >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Christmas or Eastern, the candy's the same. >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>Isnt that a shame? >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>Here's a very bad rhyme! >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>This is a terrible crime! >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>> "I've discovered a new route to the Indies!" he chimed. >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>I must think of a rhyme before I run out of time >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>Eyes filled with dust are certain to induce a high-pitched whine. >>>} >>} >>>>>>>thats it...im drawing a line >>>} >>} >>>>>>What's "im" mean? Are you trying to be sublime? >>>} >>} >>>>>im means im--im talking like a mime >>>} >>} >>>>that seems fine, while I scrub grease and grime >>>} >>} >>>Vats of wine shant be consumed before their time. >>>} >>} >>UN chief U Thant will be fumed on November 9. >>>} >>} >You admit you cant bill me--i should know you amber slime! >>>} >>} Two gits want to pee--on you. You are slain. >>>} >>Four hits and you'll see--the light. You are vain. >>>} >Obits for your brother. He--is dead. You are Cain. >>>} Submit to your mother, filled with bread -- you're in pain. >>>Defeat your brother, you'll be glad -- then insane. >>Get hit on by another wearing plaid-- you'll get lain. >Something made my lose my lunch as a lad-- Conrad Bain. Don't throw a punch if you're mad--complain. -- Chuck Carroll cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu "Counselor Troi, do you sense anything from this 'Stimpy?'" "I sense extreme stupidity...wait, there's something else... I feel...Happy Happy Happy, Joy Joy Joy!"
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Newsgroups: cso.freshmen,alt.slack,alt.cascades,alt.stupidity,alt.politics.kibo,alt.wpi.negativland.subgenii.for.rent,alt.cascade,alt.ensign.wesley.die.die.die,alt.lwaxana-troi.die.die.die,alt.fan.dan-simms,alt.sex.carebears Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!sparky!uunet!think.com!sdd.hp.com!ux1.cso.uiuc.edu!news.cso.uiuc.edu!uxa.cso.uiuc.edu!cec35848 From: cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) Subject: Re: Klingons do NOT drive cars. (Re: Star Drek is very sub par (Re: ST:TNG has had a few Yars (Was Re: Out your ears (Re: Kill Yr Peers (Re: Moving to Algiers (Re: I think my rent is in arears (Was Re: This'll be long, in a few) References: <Bw3n9K.KE0@news.cso.uiuc.edu> <Bw4Dx5.4yI@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> <Bw4H55.Iw3@news.cso.uiuc.edu> <1992Oct14.190411.8986@u.washington.edu> <Bw4rJ3.9AB@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> <Bw551C.7B3@news.cso.uiuc.edu> <Bw5A8A.98C@news.cso.uiuc.edu> Message-ID: <Bw5CJE.A83@news.cso.uiuc.edu> Sender: usenet@news.cso.uiuc.edu (Net Noise owner) Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 04:59:37 GMT Keywords: cascade in subject line Lines: 133