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Article #95Re: Klingons do NOT drive cars. (Where has this thing gone?
From: Laura0003
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 04:35
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 04:35
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cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes: >AVERNON1@ua1vm.ua.edu (Andrew Vernon) writes: >>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes: >>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes: >>>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes: >>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>>>>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes: >>>>>>} cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes: >>>>>>} >feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>>>>>} >>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes: >>>>>>} >>} feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>>>>>} >>} >cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes: >>>>>>} >>} >>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes: >>>>>>} >>} >>>ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes: >>>>>>} >>} >>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes: >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes: >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes: >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes: >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes: >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes... >>>>>>} >>} >espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes: >>>>>>} >>} >>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes: >>>>>>} >>} >>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes: >>>>>>} >>} >>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes: >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes: >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>aar50482@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes: >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes: >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes: >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes: >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes: >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>williamf@umbc4.umbc.edu (TheBigBopper) writes... >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>petersen@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Julie Petersen) writes: >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes: >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes: >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes: >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes: >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes: >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jvmg9796@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (doc) writes: >>>>>>} >>} >>v106qjh9@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes: >>>>>>} >>} }>iam30974@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (129-384320a-b) writes... >>>>>>} >>} }>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes: >>>>>>} >>} }>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes: >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writ >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes: >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Bo >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita) writes: >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wann >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksva >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes: >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) write >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>linky@uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) w >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feyg >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael Lin >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) write >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own casc >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own blocka >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good coca >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last chess >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy friend's >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head sans b >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go insane >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane... >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain. >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain. >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain. >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great danes. >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame. >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>Come off it, it's really just a game. >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>Come to think of it, DOS is really lame. >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>Shun pinks, ROSS is fair game. >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>Clinton thinks Ross has no brain. >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>All agree that Criss Cross is great pain. >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>See melting H Ross in the rain >>>>>>} >>} }>>>Perot goes swirling down the drain >>>>>>} >>} }>>'drain' was used! (but not 'inane')! >>>>>>} >>} }>Ya know, I miss Jane. >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You MUST be insane! >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why? She's not a good dame? >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I understand HE is no longer the same! >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Not wearing protection can put one to shame. >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>such actions can also kill and maim >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I don't think Shaun Cassidy's tame. >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>He aspires to fortune and fame. >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I tried to swallow when he came. >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This cascade gives me a migrane. >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate it when they complain! >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Find your mate on a twisted lane. >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>With her blood running down the drain. >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>And her spine oozing her brain. >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>giant cows fart out methane >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Has anyone seen that train?? >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hit you with my cane >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dragons, he has slain >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and lions with a mane >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Light a match to some butane >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Is it christmas yet? ...I want a candy cane. >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Christmas or Eastern, the candy's the same. >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>Isnt that a shame? >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>Here's a very bad rhyme! >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>This is a terrible crime! >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>> "I've discovered a new route to the Indies!" he chimed. >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>I must think of a rhyme before I run out of time >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>Eyes filled with dust are certain to induce a high-pitched whine. >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>thats it...im drawing a line >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>What's "im" mean? Are you trying to be sublime? >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>im means im--im talking like a mime >>>>>>} >>} >>>>that seems fine, while I scrub grease and grime >>>>>>} >>} >>>Vats of wine shant be consumed before their time. >>>>>>} >>} >>UN chief U Thant will be fumed on November 9. >>>>>>} >>} >You admit you cant bill me--i should know you amber slime! >>>>>>} >>} Two gits want to pee--on you. You are slain. >>>>>>} >>Four hits and you'll see--the light. You are vain. >>>>>>} >Obits for your brother. He--is dead. You are Cain. >>>>>>} Submit to your mother, filled with bread -- you're in pain. >>>>>>Defeat your brother, you'll be glad -- then insane. >>>>>Get hit on by another wearing plaid-- you'll get lain. >>>>Something made my lose my lunch as a lad-- Conrad Bain. >>>Don't throw a punch if you're mad--complain. >>This whole damn thing is becoming quite inane. >The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain. If this keeps up much longer, I'll go insane!! -- Laura J. Zurawski Juni@uiuc.edu "L'enfer, c'est les autres" @>-'--,--- ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu --Jean-Paul Sartre
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Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!sparky!uunet!portal!lll-winken!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!sdd.hp.com!ux1.cso.uiuc.edu!news.cso.uiuc.edu!uxa.cso.uiuc.edu!ljz57640 From: ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) Newsgroups: cso.freshmen,alt.slack,alt.cascades,alt.stupidity,alt.politics.kibo,alt.wpi.negativland.subgenii.for.rent,alt.cascade,alt.ensign.wesley.die.die.die,alt.lwaxana-troi.die.die.die,alt.fan.dan-simms,alt.sex.carebears Subject: Re: Klingons do NOT drive cars. (Where has this thing gone? Message-ID: <Bw7632.MxG@news.cso.uiuc.edu> Date: 16 Oct 92 04:35:25 GMT References: <Bw3n9K.KE0@news.cso.uiuc.edu> <Bw4Dx5.4yI@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> <Bw4H55.Iw3@news.cso.uiuc.edu> <1992Oct14.190411.8986@u.washington.edu> <Bw4rJ3.9AB@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> <Bw551C.7B3@news.cso.uiuc.edu> <Bw5A8A.98C@news.cso.uiuc.edu> <Bw5CJE.A83@news.cso.uiuc.edu> Sender: usenet@news.cso.uiuc.edu (Net Noise owner) Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana Lines: 138