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feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>spensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
>>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes:
>>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes:
>>>>>>>aar50482@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>williamf@umbc4.umbc.edu (TheBigBopper) writes...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>petersen@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Julie Petersen) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jvmg9796@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (doc) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>iam30974@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (129-384320a-b) writes...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writ
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Bo
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wann
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksva
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) write
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writ
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>linky@uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space fo
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Fey
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael Li
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writ
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own cas
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own block
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good coc
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last ches
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy friend's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head sans
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go insane
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great danes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Come off it, it's really just a game.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Come to think of it, DOS is really lame.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shun pinks, ROSS is fair game.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Clinton thinks Ross has no brain.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All agree that Criss Cross is great pain.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>See melting H Ross in the rain
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Perot goes swirling down the drain
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>'drain' was used! (but not 'inane')!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ya know, I miss Jane.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You MUST be insane!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why? She's not a good dame?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I understand HE is no longer the same!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Not wearing protection can put one to shame.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>such actions can also kill and maim
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I don't think Shaun Cassidy's tame.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>He aspires to fortune and fame.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I tried to swallow when he came.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>This cascade gives me a migrane.
>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate it when they complain!
>>>>>>>>>>>Find your mate on a twisted lane.
>>>>>>>>>>With her blood running down the drain.
>>>>>>>>>And her spine oozing her brain.
>>>>>>>>giant cows fart out methane
>>>>>>>Has anyone seen that train??
>>>>>>I hit you with my cane
>>>>>dragons, he has slain
>>>>>and lions with a mane
>>>>Light a match to some butane
>>>Is it christmas yet? ...I want a candy cane.
>>Christmas or Eastern, the candy's the same.
>Isnt that a shame?
NEWS JUST IN: Santa Claus raped and slain!

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