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Article #97Re: Klingons do NOT drive cars. (Where has this thing gone?
From: Espen Skoglund
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 20:18
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 20:18
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ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes: >cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes: >>AVERNON1@ua1vm.ua.edu (Andrew Vernon) writes: >>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes: >>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes: >>>>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes: >>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>>>>>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes: >>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes: >>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes... >>>>>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes: >>>>>>>>>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes: >>>>>>>>>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>aar50482@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>williamf@umbc4.umbc.edu (TheBigBopper) writes... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>petersen@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Julie Petersen) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jvmg9796@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (doc) writes: >>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes: >>>>>>>>>>iam30974@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (129-384320a-b) writes... >>>>>>>>>>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wann-Be) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>linky@uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael Linksvayer) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own casccade. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own blockade. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good cocaine. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last chess game. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy friend's mane. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head sans brain. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go insane. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great danes. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Come off it, it's really just a game. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Come to think of it, DOS is really lame. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shun pinks, ROSS is fair game. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Clinton thinks Ross has no brain. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>All agree that Criss Cross is great pain. >>>>>>>>>>>>>See melting H Ross in the rain >>>>>>>>>>>>Perot goes swirling down the drain >>>>>>>>>>>'drain' was used! (but not 'inane')! >>>>>>>>>>Ya know, I miss Jane. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You MUST be insane! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why? She's not a good dame? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I understand HE is no longer the same! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Not wearing protection can put one to shame. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>such actions can also kill and maim >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I don't think Shaun Cassidy's tame. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>He aspires to fortune and fame. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I tried to swallow when he came. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This cascade gives me a migrane. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate it when they complain! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Find your mate on a twisted lane. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>With her blood running down the drain. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>And her spine oozing her brain. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>giant cows fart out methane >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Has anyone seen that train?? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hit you with my cane >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dragons, he has slain >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and lions with a mane >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Light a match to some butane >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Is it christmas yet? ...I want a candy cane. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Christmas or Eastern, the candy's the same. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Isnt that a shame? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Here's a very bad rhyme! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This is a terrible crime! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I've discovered a new route to the Indies!" he chimed. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>I must think of a rhyme before I run out of time >>>>>>>>>>>>Eyes filled with dust are certain to induce a high-pitched whine. >>>>>>>>>>>thats it...im drawing a line >>>>>>>>>>What's "im" mean? Are you trying to be sublime? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>im means im--im talking like a mime >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that seems fine, while I scrub grease and grime >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Vats of wine shant be consumed before their time. >>>>>>>>>>>>>UN chief U Thant will be fumed on November 9. >>>>>>>>>>>>You admit you cant bill me--i should know you amber slime! >>>>>>>>>>>Two gits want to pee--on you. You are slain. >>>>>>>>>>Four hits and you'll see--the light. You are vain. >>>>>>>>>Obits for your brother. He--is dead. You are Cain. >>>>>>>>Submit to your mother, filled with bread -- you're in pain. >>>>>>>Defeat your brother, you'll be glad -- then insane. >>>>>>Get hit on by another wearing plaid-- you'll get lain. >>>>>Something made my lose my lunch as a lad-- Conrad Bain. >>>>Don't throw a punch if you're mad--complain. >>>This whole damn thing is becoming quite inane. >>The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain. >If this keeps up much longer, I'll go insane!! This is number 68, think it's record in this plane!! -Espen-
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Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!sparky!uunet!know!hri.com!ukma!darwin.sura.net!jvnc.net!gmd.de!ira.uka.de!Sirius.dfn.de!dct.zrz.tu-berlin.de!news.netmbx.de!Germany.EU.net!mcsun!sunic!aun.uninett.no!news.uit.no!stud.cs.uit.no!espensk From: espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) Newsgroups: cso.freshmen,alt.slack,alt.cascades,alt.stupidity,alt.politics.kibo,alt.wpi.negativland.subgenii.for.rent,alt.cascade,alt.ensign.wesley.die.die.die,alt.lwaxana-troi.die.die.die,alt.fan.dan-simms,alt.sex.carebears Subject: Re: Klingons do NOT drive cars. (Where has this thing gone? Message-ID: <1992Oct16.201819.28695@news.uit.no> Date: 16 Oct 92 20:18:19 GMT References: <Bw3n9K.KE0@news.cso.uiuc.edu> <Bw4Dx5.4yI@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> <Bw4H55.Iw3@news.cso.uiuc.edu> <1992Oct14.190411.8986@u.washington.edu> <Bw4rJ3.9AB@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> <Bw551C.7B3@news.cso.uiuc.edu> <Bw5A8A.98C@news.cso.uiuc.edu> <Bw5CJE.A83@news.cso.uiuc.edu> Sender: news@news.uit.no (USENET News System) Organization: University of Tromsoe Lines: 137