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12 Bugs of Christmas

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From: carol rivera
Date: Thu, 11 Dec 1997 00:00
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	(this seemed especially appropriate this holiday season ;^)


The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
 
 
 
               For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
               See if they can do it again.
 
               For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
               Ask them how they did it and
               See if they can do it again.
 
               For the third bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
               Try to reproduce it
               Ask them how they did it and
               See if they can do it again.
 
               For the fourth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
               Run with the debugger
               Try to reproduce it
               Ask them how they did it and
               See if they can do it again.
 
               For the fifth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
               Ask for a dump
               Run with the debugger
               Try to reproduce it
               Ask them how they did it and
               See if they can do it again.
 
               For the sixth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
               Reinstall the software
               Ask for a dump
               Run with the debugger
               Try to reproduce it
               Ask them how they did it and
               See if they can do it again.
 
               For the seventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
               Say they need an upgrade
               Reinstall the software
               Ask for a dump
               Run with the debugger
               Try to reproduce it
               Ask them how they did it and
               See if they can do it again.
 
               For the eighth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
               Find a way around it
               Say they need an upgrade
               Reinstall the software
               Ask for a dump
               Run with the debugger
               Try to reproduce it
               Ask them how they did it and
               See if they can do it again.
 
               For the ninth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
               Blame it on the hardware
               Find a way around it
               Say they need an upgrade
               Reinstall the software
               Ask for a dump
               Run with the debugger
               Try to reproduce it
               Ask them how they did it and
               See if they can do it again.
 
               For the tenth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
               Change the documentation
               Blame it on the hardware
               Find a way around it
               Say they need an upgrade
               Reinstall the software
               Ask for a dump
               Run with the debugger
               Try to reproduce it
               Ask them how they did it and
               See if they can do it again.
 
               For the eleventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
               Say it's not supported
               Change the documentation
               Blame it on the hardware
               Find a way around it
               Say they need an upgrade
               Reinstall the software
               Ask for a dump
               Run with the debugger
               Try to reproduce it
               Ask them how they did it and
               See if they can do it again.
 
               For the twelfth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
               Tell them it's a feature
               Say it's not supported
               Change the documentation
               Blame it on the hardware
               Find a way around it
               Say they need an upgrade
               Reinstall the software
               Ask for a dump
               Run with the debugger
               Try to reproduce it
               Ask them how they did it and
               See if they can do it again.
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From: rivera@verdi.cs.colostate.edu (carol rivera)
Subject: 12 Bugs of Christmas
Date: 1997/12/11
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