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A little bit of humor for an empty newsgroup

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From: Xylen
Date: Mon, 05 Jan 1998 00:00
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The Talking Frog 

      A boy was crossing the road one day when a frog called out to
      him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful
      princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his
      pocket. 

      The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me
      back into a beautiful Princess, I will stay with you for one
      week." The boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and
      returned it to his pocket. 

      The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
      beautiful Princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you
      want." Again the boy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it
      back into his pocket. 

      Finally the frog asked, "What is it? I've told you I'm a
      beautiful Princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do
      ANYTHING you want. Why won't you kiss me?" 

      The boy said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have
      time for girlfriends, but a talking frog is really cool." 
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From: Xylen <mctupper@holly.colostate.edu>
Subject: A little bit of humor for an empty newsgroup
Date: 1998/01/05
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