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From: Xylen
Date: Mon, 05 Jan 1998 00:00
Date: Mon, 05 Jan 1998 00:00
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The Talking Frog
A boy was crossing the road one day when a frog called out to
him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful
princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his
pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me
back into a beautiful Princess, I will stay with you for one
week." The boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and
returned it to his pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
beautiful Princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you
want." Again the boy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it
back into his pocket.
Finally the frog asked, "What is it? I've told you I'm a
beautiful Princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do
ANYTHING you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The boy said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have
time for girlfriends, but a talking frog is really cool."
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: 148df6,6fbe92b345215fc8,start X-Google-Attributes: gid148df6,public From: Xylen <mctupper@holly.colostate.edu> Subject: A little bit of humor for an empty newsgroup Date: 1998/01/05 Message-ID: <34B116CB.81E52347@holly.colostate.edu> X-Deja-AN: 313006763 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO 80523 Newsgroups: csu.cs