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MORE MONEY...IT'S WORKING FOR ME!
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Author: Ryan Lynch
Date: Wed, 01 Apr 1998 00:00
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Why slave over a desk all day when you can play!
Make money and pay all thoes bills from home!
If you have a dream, this may be the opportunity for you!
Greetings!
My name is Ryan Lynch, hopefully my name is still on the list below.
If you are interested in making a mark for yourself, not for
the corporation, please read on. I am about to inform you of an
opportunity that I read over and trashed many times.
**************************** OUTLINE **************************
1st: THE EXPERIENCE OF A LAWYER - The testimonial that made me give it a
go.
2nd: THE PROGRAM and THE LIST - Follow it promptly and exactly and you
too
will be as delighted as I am.
3rd: THIS IS A SERVICE AND 100% LEGAL - Resources you can check.
4th: THE MATH - A simple projection of earnings.
5th: TIPS and TIDBITS - Just some notes I've gathered.
6th: INTERNET POSTING - Some specifics for posting this letter.
7th: OTHER TESTIMONIALS - Other testimonials for your curiosity.
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THE EXPERIENCE OF A LAWYER:
I am a retired attorney
and about two years ago a man came to me with a letter. The letter he
brought me is the same as the letter in front of you now. He asked me to

verify the fact that this letter was legal. I told him that I would
review it and get back to him. When I first read the letter I thought it

was some off-the-wall idea to make money. A week later I met again with
my client to discuss the issue. I told him that the letter originally
brought to me was not 100%legal. My client asked me to alter the letter
to make it 100% legal. I advised him to make a small change in the
letter and it would be alright. I was curious about the letter so he
told me how it works. I thought it was a long shot, so I decided against

participating. Before my client left, I asked him to keep me updated as
to his results.
I couldn't believe it, about two months later he called to tell me that
he had received over $800,000 in cash! I didn't believe him so he asked
me to try the plan myself. I thought about it for a few days and decided

there was not much to lose. I followed the instructions exactly and
mailed out 200 letters (via snail mail of all things!). Sure enough the
money started coming in! It came slowly at first but after three weeks
I was getting more than I could open in a day. After about three months
the money stopped coming. I kept a precise record of my earnings and at
the end it totaled $868,439.00. I was earning a good living as a
lawyer, but as anyone in the profession will tell you, there is a lot of

stress that comes with the job. I told myself if things worked out I
would retire from practice and play golf. I decided to try the letter
again but this time I sent 500 letters out. Well, three months later I
had totaled $2,344,178.00!I just couldn't believe it. I met my old
client for lunch to find out exactly how this works. He told me that
there were a few similar letters going around and what made this one
different is that there are seven names on the letter not five like most

others. That fact alone resulted in more returns. The other factor was
the advice I gave him in making sure the whole thing was perfectly
legal, since no one wants to risk doing anything illegal.
I bet now you are curious what little changes I told him to make. Well,
if you send a letter like this one out, to be legal, you must sell
something if you expect to receive a dollar. I told him that anyone
sending a dollar out must receive something in return. What we did to
make it legal was make it work out so people sending you $1 we're
actually asking you to put them on your mailing list. So when you send
a dollar to each one of the seven names on the list, you must include a
slip of paper saying "please put me on your mailing list, $1 processing
fee enclosed" and include your name, address (your phone number is
optional). (I actually like an occasional e-mail address too - it's
exciting to chat with other people who are making such simple money!
But of course, that's up to you!) This is the key to the program! The
item that you will receive for the dollar you send is the letter, your
name on the "mailing list" and the right to earn thousands! Follow the
simple instructions below and in less than three months you will receive

over $800,000.00 GUARANTEED.
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THE PROGRAM:
A) Immediately send one dollar (US Currency or equivalent in your local
Currency)to each of the seven people listed
below. Wrap the dollar in a piece of paper saying "PLEASE ADD
ME TO YOUR MAILING LIST, $1.00 PROCESSING FEE ENCLOSED." and include
your name and mailing address. Your phone number and/or e-mail address 
is optional. (I also like to add what number the person is on the list 
so they can figure out how much more they can expect to receive)

B) Take the person in the #1 position off the list, bump the rest of the
names up a position, and then add your name and address to slot #7. (Be
sure to proofread so no one else gets your mail!)

C) Post this new letter, with your name and address and post it to at
least 200 newsgroups (there are currently over 22,000 newsgroups with
thousands of new subscribers every day - no need to worry about
overlapping with someone else) Of course, another option would be to
rent names and addresses from a list company, but in my honest
opinion, posting to newsgroups reaches more people, is faster, and saves
you money that you would have to otherwise spend on bulk postage! (both
ways are 100% legal)

D) Sit back and wait for the envelopes to roll in.

**************************IMPORTANT****************************
You must send one dollar to the people listed or this
program will NOT work properly. It's a very small risk,
a very small expense, with HUGE potential returns!
***************************************************************

THE LIST:
1. J. KAYE, 605 SHEPPARD AVE. EAST, NORTH YORK, ONT., CANADA, M2K 1B5
2. DENNIS MICHAEL, P.O. BOX 358, TEMPE, AZ 85280
3. Bill Hennessy, P.O. Box 1856, South Zanesville, OH 43702-1856
4. Joseph Aya, P.O. Box 46002, Pointe Claire, Que., Canada, H9R-5R4
5. Robert Beaulieu Jr., 1725 Kamler Ave., Orlando, Fl. 32817
6. Craig Murray, 11850 University Blvd. mailbox#353, Orlando, FL 32817
7. Ryan Lynch, 1808 Stanford Ave., Redondo Beach, CA 90278
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THIS IS A SERVICE AND IS 100% LEGAL
Refer to title 18, section 1302 &1342
of the U.S. Postal and Lottery Laws
or call the U.S. Post Office at 1-800-725-2161.
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THE MATH
Assume for example you get a 7.5% return rate, which is very
conservative. (The Lawyer's first attempt was over 9.5% and his second
was over 11%.)
1) When you post 200 letters 15 people will send you $1.00
2) Those 15 people post 200 letters and 225 people send you $1.00
3) Those 225 people post 200 letters and 3,375 people send you $1.00
4) Those 3,375 people post 200 letters and 50,625 people send you $1.00
5) Those 50,625 people post 200 letters and 759,375 people send you
$1.00
6) Those 759,375 people post 200 letters and 11,390,625 people send you
$1.00
At this point your name drops off the list. Think about it. With only
the first six levels you have received over $813,615.00!
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TIPS and TIDBITS
It works every time, but how well depends on how many letters you post.
In the example above you posted 200 letters, if you posted 500 letters
you would have received over $2,006,917.00. Check the math yourself, I
want you to, but I guarantee it's correct! With this kind of return,
you've got to try it. Try it once and you will do it again, GUARANTEED!
So, are you still skeptical? If you are, at least do yourself a favor
and print or save a copy of this letter right now and think about it.
That
way, when you realize that's there's no way that you can get scammed
from this, you can just go back to it, add your address, send your $1 to
the 7 people listed, post your letter to some newsgroups, and then wait
for the dirty looks from the postal worker when he/she has to stuff your
mailbox full of envelopes day after day!

**REMEMBER, THE MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST IN, THE MORE MONEY
YOU WILL MAKE!! BUT YOU HAVE TO POST A MINIMUM OF 200**
That's it! You will begin receiving money from around the world within
days! You may eventually want to rent a P.O. Box due to the large amount
of mail you receive. If you wish to stay anonymous, you can invent a
name to use, as long as the postman will deliver it.
**JUST MAKE SURE ALL THE ADDRESSES ARE CORRECT.**
Make sure that you retain EVERY name and address sent to you,
either on computer or hard copy, but do not discard the names and
notes that people send to you. This is PROOF that you are truly
providing a service, and should the IRS or some other government
agency question you, you can provide them with this proof.
Therefore, you will start a list of all the people who send you a
dollar requesting to be added to a mailing list. Actually, you
will want to safeguard this list because it can generate even
better responses and much more money later!
So, build your mailing list, keep good accounts, declare the income and
pay your taxes. By doing this you prove your business intentions. Keep
an eye on the newsgroups and when the cash has stopped coming (that
means your name is no longer on the list), you just take the latest
posting at the newsgroups, send another $7.00
P.S. You've read this far so let me ask you a question.

Q. What have you got to lose?
A. Only 7 dollars.
What you can gain is an income, like the example in the letter. Very
small risk. Very small expense, HUGE potential returns! What do you have
to lose?
WISHING YOU A HAPPY SUCCESS AND HAVE A GREAT 1998 $$$$$$$$$$
PPS We have a very high return at this point! ! !
Thank you for you time,
Ryan Lynch
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INTERNET POSTING
To post this out over the internet you could browse through areas and
find the newsgroups that you like, all you have to do is cut and paste
this letter wherever you are on the internet. Remember it doesn't cost
anything to post on the Internet. Send out a lot, it's inexpensive.
***Keep in mind there is no limit to the amount of letters you could
post. The more letters you post the more money you make. We strongly
encourage you to post to as many newsgroups as you can. ***
GENERAL NOTES ON POSTING: A nice page where you'll find all the
newsgroups if you want help is http://www.liszt.com/ (When you go to the
home page, click on the link 'Newsgroup Directory'). But I don't think
you'll have any problem posting because it's very easy once you've found
the newsgroups. All these web browsers are similar. It doesn't matter
which one you have. (But it makes it very easy if you have Netscape
Navigator 3.0 or later. You may download it from the Internet if you
don't have it.) You just have to remember the basic steps, stated below.

BASIC STEPS FOR POSTING:
1. Find a newsgroup and you click on it.
2. You click on 'POST A NEW ARTICLE' or 'TO NEWS' or anything else
similar to these.
3. You type your flashy headline in the subject box.
4. Now, either you attach the file containing your amended letter, or
you PASTE the letter. (You have to COPY it from the text editor, of
course, from before.)
5. Finally, you click on 'SEND' or 'POST' or 'OK', whatever is there.
HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS FAST WITH YOUR WEB BROWSER:
The fastest way to post a newsletter:
Highlight and COPY (Ctrl-C) the text of this posted message and PASTE
(Ctrl-V) it into a plain text editor (as Wordpad) and save it. After
you have made the necessary changes that are stated above, simply COPY
(Ctrl-C) and PASTE (Ctrl-V) the text into the message composition
window, after selecting a newsgroup, and post it! (Or you can attach the
file, without writing anything to the message window.)
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If you have Netscape Navigator 3.0 do the following:
1. Click on any newsgroup like normal, then click on 'TO NEWS'. This
will bring up a box to type a message in.
2. Leave the newsgroup box like it is, change the subject box to
something flashy, something to catch the eye, as "$$$ NEED
CASH$$$?!!READ HERE!$!$!$" or "$$$!!!MAKE FAST CASH, YOU CAN'T
LOSE!!!$$$". Or you can use my subject title.
3. Now click on 'ATTACHMENTS'. Then click on 'ATTACH FILE'. Find your
file on your Hard Disk (the one you saved from the text editor). Once
you find it, click on it and then click 'OPEN' and 'OK'. You should now
see your file name in the attachments box.
4. Now click on 'SEND'/'POST'. You see? Now you just have 199 to go!!!
(You can post to multiple newsgroups with a single posting, however, use

netiquette and only post to 10-20 at a time...no one wants to scroll
through a long list of additional newsgroups before they can read your
message!)(Don't worry, it's easy and quick once you get used to it.)
NOTE: All the versions of Netscape Navigator's are similar to each
other, so you'll have no problem doing this if you don't have Netscape
Navigator 3.0.
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(FOR A QUICK TIP)!
Netscape Navigator 3.x and above)
You can post this message to many newsgroups at a time, by simply
selecting a newsgroup near the top of the screen, hold down the SHIFT,
and then select a newsgroup near the bottom of the screen. All of the
newsgroups in/between will be selected. After that, you follow/do the
basic steps, stated below in this letter, except step #1.
  You can go to the page stated below in this letter and click on a
newsgroup to open up the newsgroups window. Once you've done this, in
the same window go to 'OPTIONS', and then mark 'SHOW ALL NEWSGROUPS' and
'SHOW ALL MESSAGES'. Now you can see all the newsgroups and you can
apply easier the above tip.
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If you have MS Internet Explorer do the following:
1. Go to the newsgroups and press 'POST AN ARTICLE'. To the new window
type your headline in the subject area and then click in the large
window below. There either PASTE your letter (which it's been copied
from the text editor), or attach the file which contains it.
2. Then click on 'SEND' or 'OK'.
NOTE: All versions of MS Internet Explorer are similar to each other, so
you won't have any problem doing this.
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OTHER TESTIMONIALS
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This example is for a 6 part letter......ours is a 7 part!
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On Thursday night I came across this posting to one of the newsgroups.
After reading it all I decided to give it a go and see what occurs.
Good Luck
*******************************************************
ARE YOU READY TO GET $50,000 IN 5 WEEKS WITH ONLY 8 BUCKS !!!??
*******************************************************
I found this posted in another group and thought I'd try it just for a
laugh.  Guess what? I'm laughing the whole way to the bank. Following is
that original post. Take a minute to read it. I'm telling you--I'm a
skeptic
but even a skeptic likes to make money.
*******************************************************
Awhile back, I was browsing these newsgroups, just like you are now,
and came across an article similar to this that said you could make
thousands of dollars within weeks with only an initial investment of 
$6.00 plus stamps!  So I thought, "Yeah, right, this must be a scam!" 
But like most of us I was curious and kept reading. It said that if 
you send $1.00 to each of the 6 names and addresses listed in the
article, 
you could make thousands in a very short period of time. You then 
place your own name and address at the bottom of the list at #6, and 
post the article to at least 200 newsgroups.
(There are about 22,000 of them out there and that's quite a large
market pool). No catch, that was it.  Even though the investment was 
a measly $6, I had three questions that needed to be answered before 
I could get involved in this sort of thing.

1. IS THIS REALLY LEGAL??
I called a lawyer first. The lawyer was a little skeptical that I would
actually make any money but he said it WAS LEGAL if I wanted to try it.
I told him it sounded a lot like a chain letter but the details of the
system (SEE BELOW) actually made it a legitimate legal business.
2. IS OK WITH THE POST OFFICE OR IS IT MAIL FRAUD?....I called them:
1-800-725-2161 and they confirmed THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL! (See Title
18,h sections 1302  NS 1341 of Postal Lottery Laws). This clarifies the
program of collecting names and addresses for a mailing list.
3. IS IT MORAL? Well, everyone who sends me a buck has a good chance of
getting A LOT of money ... a much better chance than buying a lottery
ticket!!!
So, having these questions answered, I invested EXACTLY $7.92 ... six
$1.00 bills and six 32 cent postage stamps ... and boy am I glad I
did!!!
Within 7 days, I started getting money in the mail! I was shocked! I
figured it would end soon and didn't give it another thought. But the
money continued coming in. In my first week I made between $20 to $30.
By the
end of the second week I had a made a total of $1,000.00. In the third
week
I had over $10,000.00 and it was still growing. This is now my fourth
week
and I have made a total of just over $42,000.00 and it's still coming in

.....
It's certainly worth $6.00 and 6 stamps !!!
So now I'm re-posting this so I can make even more money! The *ONLY*
thing stopping *ANYONE* from filling up their own bank account is the
lack of
"Want To!" "Want To" is different from IQ. My brain tells me to try it.
But am I so happy with my present income that I don't "Want To?" It took
me
all of 5 MINUTES to print this out, follow the directions, and begin
posting
to newsgroups. It took me a mere 45 minutes to post to over 200
newsgroups.

And for this GRAND TOTAL investment of $7.92 (US) and under ONE HOUR of
my time,I have reaped an incredible amount of money -- like nothing I've
ever even heard of anywhere before !
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This example is for a 6 part letter......ours is a 7 part!
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From: D.Verlaine  February 98 **** PRINT THIS OUT NOW **** YOU
NEED A HARD COPY **** Subject: !!!!!!!!FREE INFORMATION ON HOW
TO EARN EXTRA MONEY & MASSIVE AMOUNTS!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU NEED EXTRA
INCOME?
Of course you do, we all do!!! I'll tell you "FREE" how to do so with
little effort, and, yes IT'S LEGAL.

*IF WE ALL WORK "TOGETHER" IT WILL AND DOES WORK*

A little while back, I was browsing these newsgroups, just like you are
now, and came across an article similar to this that said you could make
thousands of dollars within weeks with only an initial investment of
$6.00! So I thought, "Yeah, right, this must be a
scam!", but like most of us, I was curious.  I kept reading. Anyway, it
said that if you send $1.00 to each of the 6 names and addresses stated 
in the article, you could make thousands in a very short period of time. 
You then place your own name and address at the bottom of the list at
#6, 
and post the article to at least 200 newsgroups.  (There are about
22,000.) 
NO CATCH, that was it. Even though the investment was a measly $6, I 
had three questions that needed to be answered before I could get
involved 
in this sort of thing.

1. IS THIS REALLY LEGAL??
I called a lawyer first. The lawyer was a little skeptical that I would
actually make any money, but he said it WAS LEGAL. It sounded a lot like
a chain letter but the details of the system (SEE BELOW) actually made
it
a legitimate legal business.

2. Would the Post Office be OK with this....
I called them: 1-800-725-2161 and they confirmed THIS IS ABSOLUTELY
LEGAL! (See Title 18,h sections 1302 NS 1341 of Postal Lottery Laws). 
This
clarifies the program of collecting names and addresses for a mailing
list.

3. IS THIS MORAL?
Well, everyone who sends me a buck has a good chance of getting A LOT of
money ... a much better chance than buying a lottery ticket!!!

So, having these questions answered, I invested (Equivalent) EXACTLY
$7.92... six $1.00 bills and six 32 cent postage stamps ... and boy I'm
glad
I did!!!  WHY?? Within 7 days, I started getting money in the mail!  I
was
shocked!  I still figured it would end soon, and didn't give it another
thought.  But the money just continued coming in. In my first week, I
made about $20.00 to $30.00 dollars.  By the end of the second week I
had a
mad total of $1,000.00!!!!!  In the third week I had over $10,000.00 and
it
was still growing. This is now my fourth week and I have made a total of 
just over $42,000.00 and it's still coming in ..... It's certainly worth 
$6.00 and 6 stamps as well as HONESTY!!! So now I'm re-posting this so 
I can make even more money!  The *ONLY* thing stopping *ANYONE* from 
enriching their own bank account is pure laziness! It took me all of 5
MINUTES to print this out, follow the directions, and begin posting to
newsgroups. It took me a mere 45 minutes to post to over 200
newsgroups.  
And for this GRAND TOTAL investment of $ 7.92 (US) and under
ONE HOUR of my time, I have reaped an incredible amount of money -- like
nothing I've ever even heard of anywhere before! !!!!!OK OK OK OK OK OK
OK OK OK Enough said let's make money!! FOR FREE, I'll tell you how this
works, and more important, why it works. You will then figure out why
I'm telling you FOR FREE. Also, make sure you print a copy of this
article
now, so you can get the information off of it when you need it. The
process
is very simple and consists of THREE easy steps.
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This example is for a 6 part letter......ours is a 7 part!
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$347,000.00 in 5 month!!
I MADE JUST THAT! Don't believe it? Then stop reading, otherwise go on!!

Did you ever wanted to live the good life?
Be able to afford the nicer things in life?
I have got it now! Do you want to know how I did it? Well, here it is:
Last year I had almost nothing, but this was the wonderful answer to my
prayers.  I came across an article that said you could make
thousands of dollars within weeks with only an initial investment of
$6.00! Well, I thought,"Yeah, right, this must be a scam, how stupid can
one be to fall for that?"  But I was curious, so I kept reading. I AM 
GLAD I DID. Anyway, it said that you send $1.00 to each of the 6 names 
and address stated in the article.  You then place your own name and 
address in the bottom of the list at #6, and post the article in at 
least 200 newsgroups. No catch, that was it.
The main difference between this system and others is that you have a
mailing list of 6 instead of 5... This means that your average gain will
be app. 15 times higher!!! So after thinking it over, I thought about 
trying it. I figured what have I got to lose except 6 stamps and $6.00?
If you are worried about the legal aspects of it all, check it out with
the U.S. Post Office (1-800-725-2161). It is legal in America.
I invested the $6.00......Well GUESS WHAT!!... within 7 days, I started
getting money in the mail! I was amazed! I figured it would end soon, 
but it didn't. The money just kept coming in. In my first week, 
I made about $20.00 to $30.00 dollars.  By the end of the second week 
I had made a total of over $1,050.00!!! In the third week I had over 
$11,000.00 and it's still growing. This is now my fourth month and I 
have made a total of just over $347,000.00 and it's still coming
in.......
It's certainly worth $6.00, and 6 stamps, I spent more than that on the
lottery!!(and I never won a single penny doing that!) Let me tell you
how this works and also, make sure you print a copy of
this article NOW, so you can get the information off of it as you need
it.  The process is very simple and consists of 3 easy steps. You may
wonder
why I tell you this?
It's only possible with your desire to become wealthy too. So go for it!

This system REALLY works. It worked for me so far!!

It's certainly worth $6.00, and 6 stamps, I spent more than that on the
lottery!!
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GOOD LUCK!!
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